[You] are the final boss

[You] are the final boss.
What is the name of your signature move?

Ten thousand fists: i teleport infront of u and punch u until ur nothing but dust

Frog Song

THE CHINDER CHAGGER NIGGER DAGGER

>only one signature move

[consecutive normal punches]

...

Level 1 death

Burning Heaven

i set the sky on fire

Violent Semen Inferno

Final Attack!

"Knights of the Round"

we sure could use more Summoner bosses

SUPER MEGA ULTRA NUCLEAR INFERNO SMASH X-TREME [LEVEL 100,000,000]

Goblin Punch EX

Summons goblins from parallel universes and creates a fist out of them, which punches you

Deals 1 damage for every time you have pressed the A button

Dog Beam!

Edgy or not, that was pretty cool.

"Ironic Shitposting"

forbidden technique

whenever i slam the staff on the ground giant dragon dildos come out of the ground underneath you and fuck your ass

Fucking Monster Rancher up in this bitch.

Thot Dropper

It's pretty much just a cunt punch + an RKO

WHAT THE FUCK
THIS IS BULLSHIT!
t. players

>summons used to be these big events
>now they're like what's even the fucking point

Shit I don't miss two-minute cutscenes every time they're used but there's basically no impact whatsoever to any of them now.

Break Even

I make you pay $15 to fight me so that the publisher can make back their money from the game's massive advertising campaign

"frost and fear aura"

everyone around me feels cold, pain, and fear for no clear reason

all thats missing is the sonic the hedgehog writeup

rekt

This man has thought about this question b4

TITAN DEMON LORD III OF DARK HELL GOD ENERGY ABSORPTION AND IN THE STATE OF PURE ENERGY CHANNEL FROM HIGH PURE GOD EMPEROR TITAN DEMON LORD II

MY SIGNATURE MOVE IS EMPEROR SUPER EXPLOSIVE ANNIHILATION HEAVEN DESTROYING TITAN DEMON LORD III HELL GOD ENERGY ABSORPTION MAXIMUM LIMIT BREAKING POWER TRIPLE DIMENSION LASER

Nothin Personnel, Kid

I teleport behind you and show everyone your DeviantArt.

BIGA BANGU ATTAKA

Rage Quit

As soon as you start to beat me/figure out a pattern to win, I run away. You have to reengage, and my strategy is different. I do this as many times as I have to.

Beast Eye

Anticlimax

The credits immediately roll.

That reminds me of a game I used to play looong time ago, where you have to decide whenever to kill your brother or offer yourself to be killed by him. After that, you get boss fight with credit rolls during the fight

Puncture

Nothing, im a lazy sack of shit.

IT'S YA GOT DANG BOI

Zero Point Entropy - Heals a target completely but in return cancels all his/her actions for the rest of the battle. Cannot be Dispelled or resisted, except by plot items.

Nothing Personnel, Kid.