Zombie game

>Zombie game
>Doesn't allow you to wear medieval armour and use medieval weapons

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>mecha game
>doesn't allow you to self-destruct

>victorian era game
>muh tesla

>Frogger game
>the enemy is cars, not wojaks

Why would someone have an electric car in the middle ages? Don't be a dip, user.

Full body armor would be too overpowered though.
>Zombie threat is that the can bite you or scratch you, so you get infected
>Get suit of armor that is basically impenetrable
Pointless.

Honestly, a sword & sorc type zombie apocalypse game would be a (desperately needed) breath of fresh air for the whole zombie genre.

I think part of the problem is that "zombie bite = fucked" is so ingrained in the genre that people don't bother because going in armor with maces and shit would be stupidly risky.

>futa game
>submissive futas

Actually in the shitty MMO I play called Dead Frontier, you use full body armor suit that is 100% metal plates, so the developer had to make overpowered boss zombies that one hit kill you to make it seem "hard".
Normal ones are a joke if you got the best armor and guns.

Would be fine with 28 days later zombies that can throw up blood into your visor

>horde of zombies come round the corner
>trying to run away in full plate armour
>zombies pile onto you and start pulling at armour as you try to ball up to stop them getting in

you should try out warhammer vermintide

sauce me senpai

>Futa game
>No balls
>Vagina directly below shaft sometimes literally connected almost
>Still can cum
>Cum doesn't somehow flow through vagina
>Always 20" penises
I want my cute girls to have small cute feminine penises but theyre always the size of my arm with multi-ridged glans and extra precum featured

>sword & sorc zombie apocalypse game
Oh fuck yes.

Even just a regular medieval game (no sorcery), just an ordinary Middle Ages world that is struck with a zombie apocalypse, would be god-tier.

Maybe that's exactly why using full armor is pointless, you are never gonna be able to move quickly with 150 kilograms of full metal over yourself.
And your average Joe would never be able to carry that weight anyways.

Just get full motorcycle riding gear.

That shit will protect you while still being easy to move in and not make you have a heat stroke while running.

i agree with your complaints actually, my penis connoisseur friend. although i like the futas having bigger penis most of the time 2bh

I don't think any of those statements are true, someone will link you the guy doing cartwheels in plate armour, but plate can be lighter/less encumbersome than chainmail as it rests on seperate parts of your body (noticeably the hips instead of shoulders)

Oh fucking hell hahaha

please stop using this image

Bro, a full suit of plate weighs nowhere near that and it being spread out all over your body is an advantage, not a con. You're looking at about 30kg for a heavier suit and it being spread out all over your body turns it to basically nothing - a full set of armour built and sized correctly also does not restrict movement.

Ignoring all that, why the fuck you would even go for plate when a zombie bite is never going to penetrate some strong leather is beyond me. Or shit even just some chainmail.

This cannot be allowed to happen. Futa's were made to rape/dominate boys.

artist is POTATO HOUSE.

There's a mod for Oblivion that does this and I think it's one of the only times that it is something that only Oblivion can do instead of Morrowind or Skyrim. It keeps the whole you getting fucked if you get bit, but unlike Morrowind, your fate isn't in the hands of the RNG if you can dodge. Unlike Skyrim, your weapons will break over time (and because civilians WILL get turned, shops close down) so you HAVE to scavenge.

It's really great when combined with mods that add more generic NPCs + a mod that removes the essential tag from everything.

Or hell, wear gardening gloves, wrap cardboard around your arms, and put on a sweatshirt.

Zombie movies vastly exaggerate how well human teeth work on both flesh and material.

What's the mod zenpai

what the fuck no they dont fatigued bodies with limited brain control and no food for months can easily tear out throats with hands

I don't think plate armour is that heavy. From what I've seen its more around 40-60 pounds depending on what kind you use. But lighter armour also leaves some of your body, like your knees, exposed so that could be used for game balance or something.

>he buys into the over saturated shit pile that is the medieval genre in gaming and is the cancer of the industry as well as the reason people who play videogames are still seen as dungeons and dragons nerds

>Zombie movies vastly exaggerate how well human teeth work on both flesh and material.
I hate how their bodies are weak and made of rotting flesh, their muscle tendons must be weak as hell, and yet somehow they can overpower any human being.

nexusmods.com/oblivion/mods/33037/? I think this is the latest one anyway.

Requires OBSE, naturally.

Also I wouldn't use this on your main file for obvious reasons. Make a new game just for this mod.

>medieval genre
>oversaturated
literally the opposite
fantasyshit doesn't count

Can never have too much protection, and who knows if zombies are more powerful than average humans like in most media?

>fantasyshit doesn't count
You want to trade, fucko? We want more settings than Europe too. We really need some fucking Roman & Wuxia shit.

because plate armor is incredibly fatiguing to wear, and it could get you killed by exhausting you

>Medieval game
>Doesn't allow you to wear ghillie suit and snipe your targets from half a mile away with an SR-25

There would be litteraly 0 reason for them to be, it would be fine every zombie was super buff from 6000% testosterone lore, but they are just shambling weak rotting flesh.

i'd love to see fantasy games actually pick something that isn't stereotypical anachronistic medieval aspects

Same shit. Swords n shields n goblins n dragons n magic n same ass fucking stupid nerd crap

that's fantasy not medieval you mong

Actually no, thanks to Game of Thrones, now all the latest fantasy has been "everyone is a terrible person. Also sex."

Fuck DnD.

it isn't though. maybe initially before you're conditioned. modern soldiers carry around more shit than a suit of armour weighs, its really not a lot of weight once you're used to it.

>Nerd crap
>Plays videogames
Hahahah, you really have to go back this time, normie.

but medieval armor exists in present day

2/10 for making me reply

>Everyone is a terrible person
So, the truth?

yes it is
>modern soldiers carry around more shit than a suit of armour weighs
difference is it doesn't cover their body in steel that doesn't allow for heat to escape

>edison fags

No no, you're thinking flawed people. Just not straight up deus vulting paladins.

I'm talking "everyone is a baby eating, puppy crushing pedophile" terrible. It's really fucking hard to root for anyone.

>Zombie game
>Allows you to wear medieval armor and use medieval weapons
>Completely trivializes every single encounter with zombies throughout the rest of the game and turns it into a massive slog

You fucking blew it, Wojack.

Well then what the fuck do you want? A series where literally everyone in a conflict is unambiguously heroic is boring and retarded as fuck. No one would read that shit.

>why the fuck you would even go for plate
Because its A E S T H E T I C

Such a disappointing game.

...

>You will never slash zombies left and right with your trusty longsword, covered by armor protecting your wizard friend as he channels huge aoe nuke.

But GOT has plenty of good guys.
>Ned
>Jon
>Mance
>Davos
>Stannis
>Loras
>Wilas
>Garlan
>Bran
>Maester Luwin
etc

I cant think of a single game in which you will actually get infected from a single scratch or bite a

Maybe there is this thing called middle ground, you know?
Like for example, needing to do horrible things to protect your family and people, but be benevolent with them.

>muh nature futuristic videogame novels
Ebin :DD

>a full set of armour built and sized correctly also does not restrict movement.
WRONG, it does restrict movement so an extent

source: i used to walk around in that shit

But you can do that in Tibia, if you don't mind that it is kinda shitty, outdated graphics and pay2win, that is.

7days to die does it.
There is a random percentage everytime you get hit or scractched, to become infected.
Then you have to find the antidote or you die.
Also that shitty game unturned, every hit increases your infection rate, if you get more than 50% infected, then you start to die slowly.

holy shit

It really is, mostly because of the parts it gets right which makes how much they blew it all the more painful.

I haven't tried playing it again since after their big update/patch/rebalance, no idea if that improved it.

What game is that meant to be?

That is my dream game, m8. The setting would be ripe for that kind of shit.

>No bullshit government, big pharma, big bad cover up in general. Medieval people would just go "The dead are risen!" and call for a crusade
>Holding off a tide of death as they come over the walls of a castle
>Bashing skulls left and right with your fellow knights
>Add a segment where you must defend Jerusalem alongside Muslims for those SJW brownie points
>Make it like Red Dead's zombie mode where random towns were attacked by the death and you must save them
>Final boss is fucking Satan or a Necromancer powered by Satan

Yeah, in the BOOKS. The show went to great lengths to blacken most everyone. Stannis just got the worst of it.

Which, speaking of the books, add Jaime & Brienne to that list. Jaime's making a point to come around and Brienne isn't nearly as "FUCK STANNIS" in them.

How is 7 Days? Sounds mildly interesting, but I'm afraid it would be just yet another goddamn multiplayer-almost-mandatory early access survival garbage fest.

It kinda is, I only played it because somebody gifted it to me.
Only fun if you like sandbox minecraft based purely on zombies.

>A series where literally everyone in a conflict is unambiguously heroic is boring and retarded as fuck. No one would read that shit.

Yeah Brienne also doesn't kill surrendering soldiers in the books either. I hate how everyone is le ebil in that shit show.

>Stannis

I read the odyssey, but not that book yet.

In the books, he actually is. The character assassination in the show is really something to see.

You know that scene where he's fucking Melisandre and he's all "MAN FUCKING KILL RENLY"? Doesn't happen, and when Renly gets shadowganked he's actually horrified at it.

In the books, Melisandre brings up the option of burning Shireen and Stannis tells her in no uncertain terms that if she brings it up again, he will murder her with his own two hands, magic powers be damned.

In the books he lets Davos go when Davos commits treason because he gets reminded of what he should really be doing (saving the realm), and then goes off to save the Night's Watch because that falls under saving the realm.

When Jon says he won't go with Stannis because he took an oath to the Watch and it's his duty, Stannis fully accepts it and understands it, even though he's losing his best shot at Stark support.

In the books, even TYWIN is wary of him, because there is no bribing Stannis. You can't offer a sweet deal like with Robert. The guy is just so utterly firm in his convictions you can't shake him.

They really are two different characters. I'd tell you to read the books but then that would mean you'd have to read A Feast for Crows and thus get stuck with the worst part of the series; the fucking Brienne chapters.

Also you'd be waiting for an ending that'll never come.

Thanks bill

Hahaha, what a twist to the usual punch-up