This is your chef for tonight

This is your chef for tonight.
Say something nice about her, or she will spit on your food.

She's clearly a cunt then and I'm going to eat elsewhere

>shoulder length hair

I wouldn't mind her bodily fluids on my dinner.

can she spit on my dick for lubricant instead

useless piece of shit
I hate her entire being

What if we like lol cook potatsu xD

>Those soulless eyes

Whatever you're fixing, make sure not to add onions on my plate.

I wonder what she will cook.