Did you re-buy my game yet?

Did you re-buy my game yet?

No, Todd. I bought it for $10 during a sale and got the Special Edition for free.

I didn't even buy it the first time, mate.

Wait, what game did you remake?

You gave it to me for free, Todd.

Todd, you GAVE it to me for free. It wont even let me buy it!

No because I don't play shit games.

No, because nothing in the remaster screamed "this is worth buying"

Skyrim

No Todd, I got bf1 instead.

Can we get a Fallout 4 Special Edition next please Todd?

you gave it to me for free :D

thanks todd!

Still same bugs? I thought a remaster deserved at least fixing some old known bugs.

I got it for free, Todd and it was even worse than the original. How did you do that?

Just let Obsidian have Fallout you tiny hack.

I recently re-downloaded it to get a proper setup for my porn mods as the old one was more bandaid-based.

Same old bugs, compressed audio, SkyUI doesn't work with it, most mods aren't compatible with it.

At least you get a 64-bit exe.

Why bother when modders do it for free.

If any game needed a remaster, it'd be Fallout 3 and/or New Vegas. It'd be nice if those were updated so they worked out of the box on Windows 8/10.

>literally just an enb with some extra shrubs thrown on the map
>consolefags actually eat this shit up

those games would need a full remake, not just a remaster. oblivion too.

How can I buy something you deliberately give away for free?

Would you all be interested in purchasing Fallout 4 with the season pass?

>skyUI doesn't work
they seriously didn't just replace the original games UI? Fuck that

I don't know man, what does this game offer?

Everything your wildest dreams can imagine

I don't know if you've heard of it, but this game offers a unique crafting system, and a build feature that has never been in any other type of RPG.

>SkyUI doesn't work
stop spreading lies user I am using it now.

As an individual that has never played these types of games, I fully support the dashing Todd Howard, along with his successful releases.

Uuum, What makes the crafting in this game so unique? I'm not entirely sold on this game yet...

J-just buy this game!

Yes Todd! I bought one forms and another copy for my friend (he loves it!)

It feels like I'm experiencing Skyrim all over again - this time in a more surreal and graphically superb setting (I didn't even know it Skyrim could be improved, but you managed to amaze me yet again, Todd!).

Legit I'm playing it right now and am loving every second of immersion in this great rpg. I feel far more immersed in the forests of Skyrim than any real forest!

You never cease to please your fan, Todd. Keep up the great work. Can't wait for Elder Scrolls VI, or even another remaster of Skyrim for any future consoles in the meantime.

*for me

Oh, I lost focus just now and used all the money to buy S.T.A.L.K.E.R. I-Is that bad?

DELET THES

You fucking PCucks!!!! Be lucky I even ported it to the PC... Be even luckier I gave you the remaster for free! I could have easily told my masteful developers, (which by the way made the best unique crafting system in an rpg) to abort....

Show me your copies of Skyrim SE console version, along with a purchased copy of Fallout 4 with the season pass. This is a crime.

>6'2"
>tiny
manlet envy much?

>It's okay when Sony does it!

AHAHA KOJIMA IS TALLER THAN HIM WHAT THE FUCK TODD

JESUS

SAY THAT TO MY FACE!

I AM A TALL AND MASCULINE INDIVIDUAL, AND AN EXCELLENT DEVELOPER!

But I'll starve to death if I blow all my money on this, man!

So how tall is he really? Like fucking 5' 5"?

Maybe Kojima is taller and his height is listed wrong. Todd wouldn't lie about his height.

How come Bethesda doesn't respect the RPG elements to their games anymore?

You know it's a sad day when fucking COMPILE HEART makes a better remaster

Because dude casuals lmao

so kojima is literally NBA all star-tier tall? i don't think so mane

RP what? Buy my thrones of the rings game you fucking nerd. It's got dragons n shit.

Oh kojima, that ruseman. He listed his height wrong to make Todd look bad. What a scamp.

I said. SHOW ME YOUR PASS.

No Tux, no bucks

These days I only buy games that can run on Linux.

Why didn't they literally fix any of the bugs?
And apparently the shitty audio is a new bug that they plan on fixing, how fucking lazy do you have be to miss that?

STOP POSTING THIS CROPPED EDIT

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

Purchasing? What's that?

Shhhhhh, Todd is sleeping!

I AM GOING TO PIRITE ALL YOUR GAMES TODD

What mortal dares wake me from my eternal slumber?

WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO RELEASE BUGGY FUCKING GAMES AND THEN HAVE THE NERVE TO SELL THEM AT FULL PRICE AND RELY ON THE MODDING COMMUNITY TO FIX YOUR SHIT?!

FUCK YOU!

I've never played an elder scrolls game because I don't appeal to games that take place in medieval times.

I only make rare exceptions for this, and Skyrim looks as generic as a medieval game can get.

I've never bought a Bethesda game. I've pirated every last one of them.

>take place in medieval times

I don't think you want to go down this route, friends.

It's set in the medieval times of the Fallout universe

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT YOU LITTLE FAGGOT

>pirate bay

>Never played the game
>expects me to know shit about a setting/genre I don't care for
Middle ages, Dark ages, Anything with swords, armor, and magic I don't care for.

The only fallout game I bought was NV.

if you're stupid maybe

One.

NOTING WRONG WITH ME

those mountains over there. can you climb them?

Two.

>20 goddamn years to fix it
>still can't go over 60 fps

>buy

sure thing buddy

Kiss my ass Todd.

Stupid Todd. Everyone knows that Elder scrolls takes place 2000 years after fallout 4. All the dragons are obviously caused by radiation.

I'm a loremaster you can trust me.

Three.

NOW ONLY PROOF OF YOU BUYING MULTIPLE COPIES OF ALL MY GAMES (EXCEPT NEW VEGAS) WILL LULL ME BACK TO SLEEP.

Stop pretending to be the big cheese in vidya development.

You're just some midget manlet who fails at developing an """"expansive RPG"""" .
At least you can pretend to be a bigboi in vidya.

New Vegas is a better game than anything you've ever released. Kill yourself faggot.

...

Woah, we had magic in the Middle and Dark ages? Holy shit we lost more then I thought over the ages.

That's like not playing a game because it involves guns of any kind. Why gimp your vidya experience like that user? There are so many good games out there that you are neglecting because of your preconceived notions of what they are about.

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>Would you all be interested in purchasing Fallout 4 with the season pass?
Purchased F4 but no pass, I'm poor mang.

WHY DON'T YOU GO RE-FUCK YOURSELF?

HURRY HUMANS YOU MUST BOARD MY SHIP BEFORE THAT HANDSOME GAME DEV CRACKS OPEN YOUR PLANET. EVERYONE SHOW THEIR COPY OF SKYRIM(tm). HURRY

T-todd?

Because the ENTIRE SETTING does not appeal to me?

I'm not judging the game. I'm just saying the atmosphere makes me not want to play the game because I care not for it.

I never meant to say if it has words or w/e I won't play it, but if the setting itself is all armor, dragons, w/e I won't play it.

I'm a survival horror guy and even Amnesia doesn't appeal to me for similar reasons.

...

C-come back to is t-Todd.
Y-your games are...fantastic.

Y-yeah ... 10/10 le a-arrow to the knee xD

Buy Skyrim™ Remastered, you fools!

No Todd, I never bought it in the first place

Yea the remaster is garbage but I enjoy the game itself so I said fuck it. Never buy any bethesda shit beside it anyway and it will stay that way.

I'VE ASSUMED MY FINAL FORM. YOU WILL BUY MY GAMES OR SUFFER MY CURSE

But Todd.
You gave it to me for free.

Do you think todd is aware that he is an actual meme?

Do you think he likes it?

Who do you think make these threads

delete this right now