>"For those who get off work here..."
Hazy Maze Cave used to be a place where people worked. Was it a mine? Why is it abandoned? Were its workers killed when they struck the vein of poisonous gas that's underground in the level?
Will we ever get an answer?
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It's probably the fact it has a secret gateway to achieve complete nirvana and other universes by incredible speed and qpu's.
I know it's getting fucking annoying and old.
it actually says "for those who get off here"
you're supposed to slide down after jerking off
>you're supposed to slide down after jerking off
It's called a "Work Elevator" though
"For those who get off here" sounds like it's for employees working their shift
>grab the pole to the left and slide carefully down
No, user. It's metaphorical. It's telling you to grab the pole to the left and slide carefully down; the pole to the left represents your dick, sliding carefully down represents jerking it. If you do that then you "get off here," you cum.
It's in the "Hazy Maze Cave" too - Mario was probably hallucinating and so this is what wanking looked like to him.
It was annoying when it started.
Yes, I'm a cunt, but still.
The videos themselves are fun, however.
Are the levels in Mario 64 actual places, or just creations Bowser brought to life using the paintings as a base?
Does Mario remove all of the levels from existence when he defeats Bowser?
The only real place in Mario 64 was the Hub, the rest were just paintings brought to life.
So yes, once Mario beats Bowser the castle and all in it should be back to normal.
By theory, the Power Stars were scattered by Bowser and used to create the worlds in the paintings, so by collecting all the Stars then that should destroy the worlds.
>It's called a "Work Elevator" though
Well they couldn't get away with saying "Work the shaft".
I'd say that it was just a painting and things like this were just side effects of the paintings being brought to life temporarily, but in the case of Hazy Maze Cave it's a little confusing because you enter through a black water portal.
benis
No. Some of them lead to places in the castle, so not every place is just a painting. Also, Koopa the Quick shows up in multiple paintings, so they're more than likely portals to other parts of the world.
My headcanon is that Hazy Maze is Aquatic Mine from SA2.
>Koopa the Quick shows up in multiple paintings
Maybe he was the one who painted them
>he died trying to escape
>all he wanted to do was race for fun
>he died trying to escape
>the KTQ you see in the paintings is his ghost, given new life by haunting the worlds inside an inanimate object
Considering the nature of Mario the Spiders were probably mining.
You killed them you dick.
>Mario slaughtered an innocent koopa to sedate his own bloodlust
Vaati pls go
Bowser didn't create the worlds in the paintings. The paintings in Peach's castle were modeled after different areas in the world, and the power of the stars allowed Bowser to make the paintings portals to those locations and corrupt them.
Wiggler says something to the effect of having been driven mad by the star, which is why he attacks Mario.
>""""innocent"""" koopa
>He has a power star
0/10
Hazy Maze cave isnt in a painting though
>Wiggler says something to the effect of having been driven mad by the star, which is why he attacks Mario.
No other star is implied to be evil but Wigger apparently became a dick from staying too close to one.
Well the Snowman melted but that was his own fucking fault since those things radiate warmth.
>innocent
>koopa
pick one
Now that I think about it, what are the nature of Stars?
Are they evil? Are they good? What are they even made of and what's their origin?
>sedate
close enough
kek
he meant to say satiate right?
Stars are stars. Just hyper powerful tools that can be used for either good or evil, depending on the user. Think Triforce.
Watch a video of the Wiggler battle - he says the stars in the sky help him feel peaceful, but the one he has in his hand makes him feel "strange". It's likely that the power of a star is too much for an ordinary wiggler, but Mario and Bowser can use them without issue.
So Mario wiped out entire worlds when he defeated Bowser? There was intelligent life in there, even friendly at times like the pink bob-ombs.
What gives him the right to play god like that?
IT'S
NOT
REAL
He's a psychopath and doesn't give a fuck. Why else do you think he keeps kidnapping Peach from Bowser? Only she can suck his dick in the right way. If she ever stops, you think he'll hesitate to kill her, too?
The forces of good don't even use the stars for anything besides stopping evil.
At least evil has a purpose.
>this thread
I think the Bob-omb Battlefield can be more real than the Mushroom Kingdom.
You guys sure are dense. it obviously refers to female workers.
Not to mention
>the face of a clock
>a couple holes that somehow lead to the sky
>a wall, just a wall
FUCKING CASUALS GET THE FUCK OUT
>just listened to last week's Giant Bomb Podcast
>that segment where they got heavy into Mario lore because Mario's apparently only 24
>"Is Boo someone who died?"
>"Was King Boo a king before he died or did he become the king of ghosts? What if he's Peach's father?"
My favorite is the little music box thing you jump into in the courtyard.
Fucking stars how do they work?
>Not discussing the deep lore of Mario with other fellow videogame historians
I still don't get what the fuck that thing was supposed to be. It's like someone took a little bird cage and put a model of a mansion inside it.
Actually, Whomp's Fortress is apparently the same place as the planet you visit in SMG2: the painting was acting as a portal.
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They grant wishes, as shown by the Mario RPGs.
>Unexplained things in vidya
>Thread is just a bunch of memers jerking off to that autistic Mario 64 forced meme
Sometimes we can have good threads.
Sometimes.
Do you guys ever wonder about marios sex life? Like if him and wario have ever had sex? Like I mean, mabey it wasn't consensual, mabey wario just fucked mario openly in front of peach though. Like and he was crying. Do you guys ever think of things like that?
>you will never play this game for the first time on christmas morning ever again
No. You're the only one who's ever thought of anything like that, and you're weird. Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
Why did the castle need all those power stars? What exactly were all those stars powering that they would need 120 power stars + 1 big power star to do? About 70 stars powered an entire space station in Galaxy 1 and 2.
Why is a file select theme the comfiest song in gaming? Why aren't more file selects this soothing? Zelda, although calm, has an undertone of dread while most others have a normal track from the game, it's main theme usually, or an upbeat song.
Just I sort of imagine mario being like forced as a bottom. Like he didn't want it and peach is turned on by it so she dosen't stop it. And like wario just forces his big cock in fucking dry. And marios fat athletic ass (I mean he can butt stomp with the best of em) is just bouncing and bouncing on that cock
>coin sounds
each and every time that wario slams in. So then, here's the thing? What if after the creampie in his ass? Walugi comes and takes him? And peach and wario watch as marios fat ass gets stuffed all over again?
Somebody has never seen fanfiction.net, also your post smells of underaged, gtfo.
SM64 rom hacks user. I was playing Star Road earlier and aside from bad camera (worse than SM64 somehow?), it felt like a new experience
Dude who cares about Wario? I want to know what kind of smelly butt stuff Mario has done with Yoshi, you know, just as a joke.
>Zelda, although calm, has an undertone of dread
Since when is the Fairy Fountain theme sinister?
Damn bro. You really gave me a stiffy. Wario's thick cock bouncing on Mario's toned, hairy ass? All while the love of his life sits there, enjoying every second of his misery? Damn, I am just diamond now. Thank you user, for opening a window into your mind, for I have glimpsed enlightenment. Truly.
I said playing this game for the first time again, not rom hacks of it.
But yes, rom hacks are fun.
And then Peach and Wario bang in front of him while that's going on, because Waluigi's dick is so small that it doesn't have the same effect and they need to do something else to get themselves off.
Shieeet
Oh yes I just love all of the underlying tones the FF7 file select theme brings too the table
Nope. Sedate was the correct term.
>oh hi, mario!
>anyway, how is your sex life?
WHY ARE THESE DRAGONS IN MY KIRBY GAME
WHAT PURPOSE DO THEY SERVE
THEYRE SO OUT OF PLACE
It's like the theme to Caillou, it's supposed to be happy and warm. That's the fairy fountain with a bunch of pink fairies just waiting to aid you or one big slutty fairy ready to give you something special. Then there's the Caillou credit theme, it's the same song as be opening without lyrics and it fills you with this sense of dread and unknowing. This is the file select theme, no fairies, no cackle as a beauty dressed in the finest flora jumps out, nothing. It's just you and your thoughts.
Kirby Air Ride was somehow a very strange game and I'm more disappointed about it not getting a sequel than anything else because there's so much to expand upon and improve.
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Yeah, sure, that uh, gives me a real strong sense of dread and unknowing.
You might wanna talk to someone close to you about your Caillou problem.
Thanks for the laugh guys
>The Pink bob-ombs allied with mario to help him stop bowser
>he repaid them by erasing their very existance
Goddamn, n64 emulation looks like shit
>underagefag is obvious
I'm 30 and n64 emulation still looks like shit.
I'm genuinely interested in the psychological implications of this.
>but Mario and Bowser can use them without issue.
Because they are star children
It all started when I was up alone one night and turned on the Telly, trying to go back to sleep, and it was on. Credits rolling. Nobody in my house ever watched that channel (nick jr? Maybe?) so it fucked me up.
Is it even explained why bowser wanted to take over the castle? Considering he doesnt do anything other than sit his arse in a fake dimension all game anyway
In the credits you see clips from the worlds in the paintings so clearly they're still fine.
>lying off your ass
Keep telling yourself that.
Why is Ness chasing that dog
>they were just born with those hats
>the parents hadn't even named them and they had those hats
>Mario, Luigi, and Wario all got their special star shit handed to them from birth
>Waluigi busted his ass to get where he got
Why is Waluigi so based?
>Waluigi busted his ass to get where he got
And where is that, exactly? Playing tennis?
He also gets in parties, kart races, golf, soccer, etc. He just knows not to risk his life like a faggot.
Is Mario even an Italian plumber anymore?
>Waluigi and Daisy are both useless twits with no games
>They're also not Star Children
What a coincidence
No clue. I ignore all Nintendo canon as it's shit, bare bones and all over the place at this point.
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That town in wet dry world scared me for some really stupid reasons in retrospect.
It was like some sort of horror story where you get trapped in a town and you can't escape. and somehow the only way out being a star was even worse "what if I never got the star, is the only other way out death, what kind of horrible power forces people to stay here that only star power can free them?"
Fucking kept me up at night, a friend of mine even went along with it and thought that the fire breathers were once people or maybe cops or something trying to keep the peace.
It's so weird. Where did the Mario Bros. being plumbers ever come into play? Just a wee bit of backstory in SMB 1 or what?
Mario Bros (Arcade) I assume.
I just don't get why they keep his design this way if it holds no meaning anymore, and since Italy doesn't exist in the marioverse..
Two walls, actually. And some sort of blue portal thing to get into Dire Dire Docks.
Being star children just means they have some sort of incredible power. They can still be Italian-born.
Yes, in the arcade game the story is they were cleaning monsters out of the sewers in New York. Since then it's only really come into play in bits, though I honestly can't recall any examples at the moment.
If they're still Italian, then that means either the Mushroom Kingdom and our Earth both exist in the Marioverse, or that two separate universes, one with our universe and one with the Mushroom Kingdom's universe, exist in a sort of Metamarioverse.
>Being star children just means they have some sort of incredible power.
What does Peach do? Bitch really loud?
Her power only manifests in the bedroom.
Why else do you think Mario keeps risking his life to save her?
DK94's ending pretty much makes the Our World/ Mushroom World thing canon.
Though I don't know what that makes DK or DK Island since he's obviously not an ordinary ape.
Who knows? She's a princess, so perhaps her power manifests as being a good leader or some shit, though we're never really given an opportunity to see how she rules. Maybe she's like Yuria from Fist of the North Star. Or maybe is right and she just gives really good succ.
>perhaps her power manifests as being a good leader