Explain the plot to Kingdom Hearts in 20 words or less

you cant

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Generations of evil dudes try to cover the world in darkness. Generations of heroes try to stop them.

everyone is Sora
everyone who isnt is Xehanort
Goofy is there
Disney doesn't matter

Sora fights with a keyblade travels to Disney worlds with Donald and Goofy. Everyone is Sora and Xehanort.

Autism

so there's this kid with a key

also disney

It's Shit

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY

Not-cloud and recogniable brands go on adventures for the sake if Square and Disney cross-promotion.

Deviantart

Hi Mr Kingdom Hearts the plot is simple: we kill the batman

Anyone else want an OPM game where it's nothing but awesome music, awesome story and you just punch the shit out of everything with no worry about dying?

Just a high energy alien bloodbath.

no
kill yourself

Darkness, darkness, darkness, darkness, darkness, darkness, darkness, darkness, darkness, darkness, darkness, darkness, darkness, darkness, light, darkness, darkness, darkness, darkness, darkness.

...

square enix tricked disneyfags into playing the worst final fantasy ever. but the combat gets kinda good.

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A man obsessed with darkness tries to obtain a heart shaped moon claiming it's pure darkness, but actually it's light

bad writing turned worse writing with a heaping layer of cringe

Xehanort does a time travel. Dark=Light but right now light>dark. Xehanort want Dark=Light. Sora was a mistake.

>"So you have this far and still understand nothing."

did you even play the game it spells it out for u holy shit

>did you even play the game

>Did you even

I can do it in 2

it's bad

>did you

Well done.

>356407660

yeah dude, why dont you play the games to figure out the plot

Bad guys are doing bad things so good guys are doing good things to stop them.

No but really at this point I'm just sticking it out for gameplay and cus I feel obligated too. I'm able to enjoy the story ina humorous way for the cluster fuck it is, and if I happen to u first and anything then I'll take a mental note of it.

>if I happen to u first and anything

Disney Villains fuck shit up.
Then donut steals in robes fuck shit up too.

SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT COME GUARDIAN SUBMIT SUBMIT COME GUARDIAN SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT COME GUARDIAN SUBMIT SUBMIT COME GUARDIAN SUBMIT SUBMIT

Everyone is Xemnas.

Everyone else is Sora.

Nostalgia and need for closure still make me invested in the story. How much longer will the ride go on for?

Preparation for Sora to save former keyblade weilders from their sleep and to defeat Xehanort for once and for all.

That's what pretty much sums it up to and it's going to end at KH3, Re:Coded has it explained at the secret ending.

Universe is covered in DARKNESS
three guys save the universe twice
The bad guy is making an army of himself

There you go

Accept the anime nonsense so you can ride the dope-ass train to Disneyland.

DARKNESS
ENVISIONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR
I CANNOT LIVE
I CANNOT DIE
TRAPPED IN MYSELF
BODY MY

Finish the fight :)

Protip you won't get closure, just cut your losses.

Plot is easy, story is hard

Square Enix and Disney wanted to make some mad dough, and they succeeded in an way they could not predict

I made it a point to stop caring until KH3 has a solid release date. I don't think that I ever even finished BBS. I'm planning on stockpiling the remasters on PS4 though, and doing a full marathon of the series once there's a visible light at the end of the tunnel.

Simple. Kingdom Hearts is light________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

mickey mouse tries to save the universe from darkness, cast has exsistential crisis, also salty ice cream. ~everything is connected~

Retarded

What's the problem here? It's better to play all these (mostly) good games and have the story unfold before you rather than having summarize it for you.

whats it like being an unemployed NEET

Typical japanese anime drivel which makes no sense at all and is just convoluted for the sake of it. Like pretty much all the media from there except some movies.

Shit happens, none of it really matters, this is company endorsed fanfic. Seriously it doesn't matter.

Shit happens

there.

I can't, its not over yet. We have only glimpsed at the big bad evil dude.

No, xehanort is just a pawn.

You don't have time to play 1.5, 2.5, 2.8 and 3

That's 4 games. Fuck off user

They are technically 7 tho

Darkness covers the world, you stop it with the power of Friendship.

Also, shoehorned disney shit.

I don't even know how to read that

Here.

still 4 games though

>3 games
>it's actually 10 games

why is this story so dumb

Of course not. It is a series across multiple games, just stating the titles (Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2, Chain of Memories, Birth by Sleep, Dream Drop Distance, 365 Over 2 Days, Kingdom Hearts 3) would take 21 words.

You only have to buy 3 games, not 10.

the amount of games have no relation to the story

I played KH1, KH2, a little bit of Chain of Memories, and Dream Drop Distance

Im going to be so lost when KH3 comes out

it's in chronological order not by release order

with that attitude yes you will

Darkness

Darkness darkness darkness darkness darkness darkness darkness darkness darkness darkness darkness darkness darkness darkness darkness darkness darkness darkness darkness darkness

Darkness of Squarenix
Key by Disney

Does anybody have a big hugely complicated flowchart of character relationships to the series?

Because I had one and I lost it, and it was hilarious to look at

FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT

sounds a lot like Naruto bruh

Reminds me of halo

This isn't even everything

It pretty much is.

Except Fire Emblem did it first before both of them came out.

4 discs =/= 4 games
literally kill yourself

JJBA even earlier. Except sometimes villains just wanted to live quiet lives.

1 disc = 1 game

You're referring to minigames.

why are you so upset

or Lee Falks the Phantom even earlier.

Persia vs Greece did it earlier than the shit you guys have spewed. Just end yourselves.

More like GAYLO

what about Babylon vs various ancient hordes?

BABYLOWNED

People do the thing that weren't supposed to do the thing and everything gets left up to Sora

Homosexual saves world featuring Donald, Goofy and anime feely bullshit.

COME GUARDIAN SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT

That can't be right, Soras' clearly the overall protagonist. You make it sound like JoJo parts.

A boy searches for his friends. Disney is involved.

Best Disney-Brand Ice Cream Brain Freeze Trip In Japan Ever.

What do I win? Is it a night of handholding with Aqua?

Disney fan service + weebshit

We've been through this.

Everyone is Sora. Everyone else is Xehanort or Kairi unless it's a case where they're Sora AND Kairi.

Twink finds light in darkness with a key. Nobodies and Heartless are another side to light. Goofy was there. Penis.