Post your gay theories

Post your gay theories

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YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER IS EVIL AND ALSO IN A COMA

The world of Ace Attorney is a stereotypical JRPG but people grew up to be lawyers instead of adventurers.

fatpatt is actually gay because his dick is shorter than average

worms is actually in the matrix

How the fuck does Matt manage to be so annoying? I can't pinpoint what exactly it is but every single time I hear his voice I feel like I have to turn off the video like wtf

doom guy is the demons

Because he's a narcissist, failed actor and dancer. It's hisnature to be a obnoxious cunt.

The worlds Mario visited in 64 are all real places and Bowser just created portals to them.

>dude, a vague references confirms that sans is ness
that's the point where he truly dropped the ball

but like WHAT EXACTLY is so annoying about him. Like some people have an annoying laugh but I cant pinpoint why when I hear him speak I wanna punch him in the face

It's simply the tone and pitch of his voice and the way he talks. Like if Annoying Orange starts acting "smart" and getting a 'better than thou' attitude.

Probably because his inflection makes it sound like he's condescending all the time. It's not like he's saying anything to that effect, but the way he says it makes it sound like it.

that makes sense thanks anons

>HEY YOU THE GUY WHO MADE FNAF
>THANKS TO MY "RESEARCH" YOUR CANON IS WRONG AND I'M RIGHT
No one is that condescending,right?

Hear me out! SpongeBob is actually Venom Snake... and the Metal Gear Universe is actually a figment of Asriel's imagination!

Matt is annoying but when he makes fun of the 10ft Wario I think it's pretty hilarious

Why does Mattpat look like such a manufactured human being?
Like holy shit, he looks like he's made of plastic and everything he says sounds like it's being read from a script.

It's just a role character. I assure you, the guy is well aware of this.

It was all a dream.

I think it's because he always puts in, like, 2 poses rather than having variance.

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Ready for Patty?

Because he sounds like Joel Dawson from Bonus Stage, except it's not a joke and that's actually just his real voice.

The problem with all these 'theory' channels is that they spend entirely too much time jerking themselves off around their own ideas.

A five minute video becomes 20 minutes after flourish, flowery language, and bullshit transitions are added. The info just isn't dense enough and the presentation isn't good enough to make up for it.

You get more money from a 20 minute video rather than a 5 minute one. That's why gameplay videos are churned out so much.

Sonic is actually Mario's son