Go by train

>go by train
>this shows up
>person next to you sees this
What do?
Where do you play your Vita games?

Ask them for their PSN

Put out the 3,5 mm jack that everyone can hear Melvys cute voice.

ask for his PSN since he seems to have good taste in games.

I'd play it off as a "I like what I like, what can I say?" kinda thing. Honesty is best ass cover.

One

>playing in public

And two

>actually buying a Vita

That's really pathetic.

Start jerking it & bust all over his VITA's fat ass?

If i was this person id probably spit on you

Second game when?

Also makes you sound autistic as fuck if you aren't a 10/10

user... back when I used to take the train to work... I didn't give a flying fuck what others think.

I have played Senran Kagura on the 3ds in the public train with no fucks given. I don't know those people on the train and I certainly don't remember any of their faces. And I'm sure they don't remember me either. SO who gives a fuck. Just play and ignore. Sure they can judge you right then and there... but they will forget all about you in a few days.

>Accepting his own weird quirks
wow

I hope you a cute.

>autistic as fuck if you aren't a 10/10
When you look good everything is fine with stacy.
:(

>Tfw playing Senran at work during lunch
>Coworker looked at the girls and told me Ikaruga is the cutest

No one even gave a fuck. Embrace your inner fedora, user.

Maybe you shoudl have cared, look where you ended up

>Play vita at work
>Two of my co-workers come and grab my vita out of my hands
>starts fucking throwing it at each other like monkey in the middle
>Can't do anything because I'm 5'3"
>They're laughing really loudly and drawing attention from the customers
>Boss comes in and starts screaming at us to stop fucking around
>They drop my vita on the floor and go back to work
>Start to panic because I can see some of the plastic casing flew off as it impacted the floor
>As I bend down to pick it up my boss kick me on the floor and tells me to go back to work immediately
>Had to leave vita on the floor
>Vita mysteriously disappears at the end of my shift

help me v/

I'm not

Call them out for watching cp on the train and watch as the other passengers throw them out

That's a nice butt. Have another nice butt, friend.

"fucking viruses"

why wouldn't you grab it then go back to work?

No. Typing that out made you seem pretty autistic though.

I was already browsing this shithole before I even got a job.

340 hours played in Dungeon Travelers 2, most of them during daily commutes

no fucking way

I was thinking about picking DT2 up, any general thoughts about it?

>Look at him right into the eyes with a dead serious face
>Keep on playing

Probably the best dungeon crawler on Vita. Fanservice can be over the top at times, but the gameplay is good enough to stand on its own. Great level design. Lots of possible party class combinations to use to match the play style you want. Difficulty scaling done right. The main story could be completed in ~50 hours, then there's the postgame. Postgame has completely new dungeons and bosses and is easily twice as large as the main game. Highly recommended both for the girls, and the gameplay.

It's okay that game is censored so that it's suitable for Western tastes.

I'd ask for his PSN, I play on the train too.

Quit

has anyone here bought a refurbished vita on amazon? are they in good shape?

ask for source

how is senran kagura a product in the senran kagura series

what games?

This never happened

>he cares about if he is perceived as an autist or not

Holy shit, as an clinically diagnosed autist (Asperger) I don't give a fuck if I'm seen as an autist.

Grow some balls.

>Postgame has completely new dungeons and bosses and is easily twice as large as the main game.
I think I'm in love.

It sounds like everything I ever wanted out of a DRPG, thanks for the info.

You clearly are not familiar with the teachings of our lord and savior.

As long as it is quiet I don't really care. It's the hobos that smell like cheap vodka and urine that I do mind though.

which is more shameful: playing a 3ds in public or playing a vita in public?

Hope you'll like it. Also, most of the main story dungeons have a number of floors ranging from 1 to 10. The very last postgame dungeon has 30 with the ultimate SPOILER ending you at the top.

ending -> waiting

That manchild looks happy, at least. Can you say the same?

3DS. Most people don't even know what a Vita is.

What if it's artificial happiness?

Would you be able to tell the difference? Wouldn't "artificial" happiness, whatever that means, be better than nothing?

It is artificial happiness. After he gets home, assuming he wasn't ridiculed which would ruin his week, he'll probably be sad thinking about his future and how unfulfilling his life is.

I see you also like butts

>Lize soul summoner outfit
Gets me every time

Alicia is cute too

>I don't give a fuck if I'm seen as an autist.
No fucking shit, you're autistic. Normal people care about their image.

It may be a cliche but having a boss (?) at the top of a big, stupid tower isn't cool every time.

I'm sure I will enjoy it, I like huge hundreds of hours long games.

Ive gotta fuck off and do irl stuff now, but thanks for helping me finally make a decision on this game.

Fiora's witch outfit is my favorite.

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im sorry your coworkers have shit taste user

>you will never catch a weeb on the bus looking at this shit so you can give him a thumbs up

Definitely a 3DS. At least the vita resembles something that wants to look like a phone.

3DS just looks like fisher price made it.

I bought mine used from Ebay. Asked questions and saw plenty of pictures. Great deal.

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