What's your excuse for not playing the best horror game this year now that it's on sale?

What's your excuse for not playing the best horror game this year now that it's on sale?

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>buying Swedish cuckshit

>please buy my game

Not every attempt to talk about video games is shilling.

I don't have 135 kay arrs.

I don't have any, actually.

>don't talk to me or my son: innawoods edition

That's probably the most gay steam description of a game I've ever seen.

>Norway
>Swedish

So they get rescued by Muslim immigrants?

>some shitty indie PC game
>best in anything

>damage control within 5 posts

>game has Norwegian audio
>OP just coincidentally has his currency displayed as NOK
Tell me more

Coincidence? Not buying that?

>Americlap

You know, a lot more people would be interested in your game if you just oppened by saying you were a dev. It'd be just like reddit except constant reminders that you should kill yourself.

feeling good

Is this a shill thread? Feels like a shill thread.

What movie's that and why are there no black people on it?

Isn't this just another running away sim?

>Made with Unity

There's my excuse

Is the game approved by Allah?

I downloaded it, pirated it.

It's unoptimized as fuck. Can't even get above 50fps on a 970.

The only thing good about this is the norse mythology and the sound design

Try buying the game

you want advertise
pay it, fuck

Is this one of those "walking narrative games"?

when it runs like shit and it looks like it was made in a week?

I'll have to pass

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Make a game of similar quality in a week. I'll wait.

>horror games
>good

Pick one

I don't play inferior knockoffs that mustards settle for

kek, are you the dev or paid by him?

look at my quids

I'm too busy playing a shitty RE4 remake.

As a Norwegian, the norwegian accent in the english version made me cringe so hard I moved to denmark.

well fuck this thing

>le swedish cuck meme!
I bet you are from either the US or the UK, to countries where interracial cuckporn is extremely popular, which is not the case in Sweden.

Basically the same shit

Porn =/= practice. You don't have to watch it when it's a part of your life.

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dont bring us into it you fucking queer

How's your daughter's boyfriend, Muhammad, doing?

you can basically run right past this dude

Most of the cucking in Sweden is done by swedish men that travel to Thailand and purchases a thai-wife.

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whats cucking got to do with this shit game or video games at all?

why are people so apparently against cuckolding so obsessed with it?

Is'nt norway just a part of denmark that everyone pretends is a real country though?

wat

I don't know, I think it's sad that you can't even discuss a Scandinavian game without retards starting to yell "cucks!". It's especially annoying because it's not even true and have nothing to do with the game.

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It used to be in a union with Denmark, then it was in a union with Sweden for a long time until the early 20th century when the swedes let them go. They are a free country with their own language and it's probably one of the richest if not THE richest country in Scandinavia thanks to their oil, but they are not as well-known to the outside world like Sweden or Denmark. Sweden and Denmark have always been the major players in Scandinavia.

>with their own language
I thought Norwegian was literally just a dialect of Danish that gets treated as a real language because nowadays we have to be all tolerant and multicultural and shit and so we can't tell a self-described ethnic group their language is just a dialect of some other language.

Kind of like Scots.

Because of swedes and pic related. It caused a massive shitstorm, and this coupled with conspiracy theories that Swedish cops ignored the new year sexual assaults to avoid showing muslims in a bad light.

Basically nobody has any respect for Sweden and some of it is fully justified.

except Scots has their own language. even radio station or two when I was there some years ago

Since when does buying a game make it run better?
Idiot.

I dunno it looked like a generic piece of shit so erm is it at least ok?

When you don't pirate a russian bot embedded with it, imbecile

Scots is literally just english with bad grammar and spelling and a few german words in it. It is a dialect of english, and is known more commonly to people outside the UK as "not being able to speak english properly"

>I thought Norwegian was literally just a dialect of Danish
No, norweigan sounds like they are always happy and is pleasant to listen to, swedes and norweigans can also mostly understand eachother. Danes sound like they suffer from mental retardation, they have one of the most disgusting languages in the world, it's a pain to listen to.

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>Basically nobody has any respect for Sweden

you mean teenagers online who've never even been to northern europe who spam cuck ?

you know that video your pic is from is from a shitty satire show right? And that people did get pissed off but it wasn't really big news since everyone knows that show is fucking garbage already.

>and this coupled with conspiracy theories that Swedish cops ignored the new year sexual assaults to avoid showing muslims in a bad light.
That was in Cologne, Germany you fucking idiot.

>i suck at pirating so everyone else does aswell

Your game is shit, probably.
Haven't played it, it doesn't seem worth pirating.

If your country was actually respectable people would know more about it than internet memes.

>indie

Denmark is a tiny island north of Germany. Norway used to be cucked by both Denmark and Sweden, but now it's one of the richest and most progressive countries in the entire world, whereas the latter two are mostly known for being legitimate cucks filled with niggers and sand niggers that rape and defile their culture.

But most people do, and Sweden have never had as much tourism as it does now, which means it's a pleasant country people want to visit on their vacation. If it was true as you say and nobody respected Sweden and thought it was a shithole taken over by muslims and with a cucked population nobody would want to spend their vacation there.

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>progressivefaggot acting like he isn't a cuck

rip

islam has culture, swedes are just a bunch of bitches who eat pine trees and shit all day

name one cultural thing sweden has produced

you can't, because they suck

in contrast islam is one of the most enduring and respected cultural institutions worldwide

you should be eagerly spreading your anus to have your so-called "culture" defiled

does anything different happen if you walk way without dropping the rock on Garm?

Welcome to the internet where memes become indistinguishable from reality. If it triggers you, then I really question why you're on Sup Forums.

Yea I know it was satire. Other people took it seriously and well, welcome to the internet retard. You're favorite Nordic country is a meme from Sup Forums to reddit.

Also nytimes.com/2016/01/12/world/europe/swedish-police-coverup-sexual-assault.html?_r=0. It was at a festival.

> If it was true as you say and nobody respected Sweden and thought it was a shithole taken over by muslims and with a cucked population nobody would want to spend their vacation there.

It's a cuck paradise where numales take their wives to get banged by the Somali rape gangs that patrol the neighborhoods.

from what I noticed, no I don't think so

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she broke her kids arm, yet she gets full custody

jfc lmao

>name one cultural thing sweden has produced

Viking rape.

>she broke her kids arm, yet she gets full custody

she lies to the court, and drives her ex-husband to suicide

the good ending to the game is going back to the bit in the temple and having her be eaten by wolves a few hundred times

>What are vikings
>Who is August Strindberg?
>Who is ingrid Bergman
>What is the Nobel Prize?
>What is Abba?
These are just a few cultural swedish things, and besides, the vikings raped all over Europe so most of you probably have swedish, danish and norweigan genes because you are most likely descended from viking rape babies.

I can't be assed to go back, I'm running through this right now once and being done with it

for some reason this area is perfectly smooth while all of the rest of the game I was getting barely 50fps

>name one cultural thing sweden has produced
the nobel price

You forgot Ingmar Bergman, probably one of the most internationally recognized swedes out there.

Bought it, played it. Its fucking shit dont waste your money.

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im not from europe fagtron

a prize for sucking the cock of swedish academia does not count for obvious reasons

you're right, who are those people

I know who the vikings are and they don't count, that's like saying cavemen who didn't even know how to make fire had culture

face it, sweden is worthless and will be improved by the addition of islam

Doesn't matter now that Tyrone and his bros are getting swedes BLACKED left and right, meanwhile Mohammad blows up churches while you're stuck jerking it in your cuckshed.

Ignore the shill thread for this trash game

Muh Gustavus Adolphus
Muh Protestant Union
Muh Carolus Rex
Muh Poltava
Muh Baltic Nostrum

press E to save asspen

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>face it, sweden is worthless and will be improved by the addition of islam
weak bait

SHAWN

ok so son dies, she becomes new Erik so there's no more sacrifices

What is that amulet of? A squatting horned demon?

Only thing I know about Norway is that some guy killed 80 immigrant teens on summer camp there a couple of years back

>Don't talk to me or my ex-wife's son ever again

uh it's some sort of ward to protect them or something

idk much about nordic mythology either than the main components, maybe someone knows what that amulet is

>What's your excuse for not playing the best horror game this year
I don't find videogames scary so horror games are really boring for me.

so it was a 2hour long game, probably 3-4 hours if you walk around and read/get all the books and such.

This game was good as fuck. Also pretty unique in the sense that it's based off of Norse mythology. Very cool game, definitely worth picking up since it's Halloween.

Damn, a lot of people fell for your bait kek.

This whole thread shows why Sup Forums is literally worse than reddit