You're in the middle of playing vidya when suddenly you hear a knock:

TRICK OR TREAT MISTER!

What do you do Sup Forums?

I wouldn't open the door, I would just lower the volume of my TV

Me the cow tit weeaboo.

what are you suppose to be?

Oh look at all these cool costumes, here some candy.

...where the hell are your parents?

>Not turning off all your lights and playing vidya in the dark

>leaving the light at your front door on when kids are trick or treating

Sorry but those costumes are incredibly racist and stereotypical. Where are these children's parents?

I'll give them the special milk ice I made

These children are problematic. No candy for bigoted children.

Remember when you grow up kids, the fun thing about halloween isn't the candy, it's the costumes!
It allows you to dress up and act out what you always wanted to be but could never actually achieve.

Who are you maining Sup Forums?

Chef Excellence here.

Get my van's keys, I have my candy there

Kids don't your parents know this is a bad neighborhood?
Here's some .38 special you're gonna need it.

the witch is a cutie so I'll invite her home and tell rest to piece off

How about you leave your front porch light off in the first place you fucking degenerate.

I give them some candy because I'm not an idiot and I know this shit happens every year.

Ninja kid gets double because his costume is the best

My militia needs child soldiers.

I kidnap all of them. They must fight one another for food. They will sleep in the dirt. They will learn hardship. They will be better for it.

>implying kids would be allowed within a 100 yard radius of any of these anons homes

>Not knowing obvious jokes when you see them.

>implying that picture was a joke
I saw it at a few house where I lived.

Depends if it's a single player game I'm playing.

If so, I'll pause and hand out some fun size snickers. Got a whole bag of these.

If I'm playing online at the time... fuck em.

how does that count as objectifying?

That's why you turn off the lights .

I don;t give out candy because I don't like faking enthusiasm for the kids costumes

If I can hear a knock it means they've broken into my house so I start firing through my door at them.

>not just leaving a bowl of minis outside
shit cost like $5, you cheap faggot

Alright, who wants donuts?

Kidnap the little Chinese girl at the front and turn her into a loli sex slave after making her addicted to cock.

"I'd take her to Hogwarts, if you know what I mean."

Please leave, kids. I'll get arrested again if anybody sees children within 10 yards of my front door.

>UPS guy comes
>"Nice costume"

Videogames

she is 15 you perv

I'll pull candy out of my wizard hat.

>"Cum inside, i have plenty :3"

So? That's legal.