How do I join the Yakuza? I love their sense of honor

How do I join the Yakuza? I love their sense of honor
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>Just did the sumo wrestler prostitute sub story in Kenzan
>They're now appearing in every battle
So this is why everyone hates these assholes.

>organized crime
>sense of honor

you are going for a real surprise, user.

Key word organized plus it's japanese and they have natural honor more than the United Shit of Ass

>I fight for the honor of my wife's son

You can be a criminal and still have honor, the point is to follow the rules set by your organization and not stab your brothers in the back.

Yakuza having honor is mostly a thing of the past that's been glorified by movies
Honor goes out of the window quick when you realize you're not the kings of the country anymore, and actually have problems in your line of work

>the japanese
>natural honor
>not a scam to hide their real vile nature
>as seen in world war II

>organized criminals
>having any sense of real honor
>not opportunist rats

kiryu is a badass but a cuck

You should watch "Outrage." It's a good Yakuza movie.

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>That cringeworthy scene where the Yakuza threatens the black guy into doing their bidding

Already seen, Beat Takeshi is my idol

>and not stab your brothers in the back.

good for you user, when the feds begin offer amnesty to your brothers in arms they are going to snitch your ass HARD.


no modern organized crime has honor, user. They have double morals, they protect their people but for the side they sell drugs that kill communities. Make women (and men sometimes) into sex slaves for profit and protection racketing is the oldest game used for extortion and easy money.

Stop taking your sources from films and games. Organized crime don't work that way (not anymore).

Snitching means they end up on the hit list. You are entirely allowed to pay them back, with interest.

Huh, I thought we were talking here about fictional yakuza, y'know, cause games board, of course real world criminals are assholes.

>Honor
The old Yakuza, sure.
Young blood's slowly dismantling the old guys' honor though.

You want honor, go be a heister. Honor among thieves and shit

I think not being a criminal makes you more honorable than a yakuza by default.

> my adoptive daughter's son

what the fuck happened to kiryu?

Normal people are dishonorable drones

>how do i join the yakuza?!?!?
>woooooooooooooooooooow why is my thread discussing the actually band of liars murderers and thieves?
dumb otaku

>japanese
>honor
Killing yourself because you fucked up is not honorable, it's escaping from the responsibility to fix it. It's cowardice.

I'm not OP, I joined in at the 5th reply.

>organized crime
>honor
pick one, and that goes for the yakuza aswell. The only thing that matters is money, these people will sell eachother out as soon as they get the chance. Instead of watching The Godfather you should watch a movie like Goodfellas or Casino that clearly shows that all it is about is money, there's no real honor at all.

Or from Japanese perspective, kill yourself to save us the trouble of executing you for the fuck up and leave room for more competent people. It came from the samurai times.

Didn't the Yakuza pretty much help the entirety of areas that got fucked over by the tsunami?

I've read such thing, but one should always be careful with what they read on the internet.

One of the most famous Japanese organised crime movies, 仁義なき戦い:
youtube.com/watch?v=EXNaUDTLUak

Even if you, as a trash foreigner, somehow joined the Yakuza, you'd do some dumb shit that'll force you to commit sudoku

You know, after fighting the fake ninja bounty and unlocking the sumo wrestlers I'm starting to wonder if Kenzan was playtested at all.

>Normal mooks have guards that pretty much never drop.
>This means using any of the items laying around is a waste of time since 8/10 uses are going to be breaking the guard and they make you move slow as molasses while also being unable to really dodge if it's a small rock or larger.
>Normal mooks can stab you at any time which makes you clutch your gut and slowly fall down while also being able to get hit by other katanas
>You can potentially have three guys attacking you at the same time.
>If anyone is not using weapons then they can, at any time, grab you and try to throw you to the ground, even when they're in the middle of getting hit or a mile away from you.
>Sumo wrestlers add onto this by being able to shrug off attacks completely and grab you if you get even remotely close, even if you're swaying which even Komaki and his *teleports a trillion times around the room* can't grab you in.
>Sumo wrestlers can also dodge normal attacks from you as if it was nothing and the only real way to hit them is to hope they miss an attack and then retaliate.
>Ninjas dodge every attack and the only way to hit them is to hit them during their own combo.
>Ninja bounty guy has a greatsword on top of this and his two flunkies and getting hit by a greatsword instantly stuns you unless you take the full combo which knocks off 60% of your health or another enemy knocks you out of it.

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First off, I doubt you are an Asian native. So that goes out with your chances already.

Yakuza are notoriously racist as fuck, especially towards white people.

This aside. Why the fuck would you want to join the Yakuza? or any organized crime group? Assuming everything goes right and you get in, there is a damn good chance that you would be destroying some old man's store on the regular so you can collect "protection" money from him.

>How do I join the Yakuza? I love their sense of honor
I bet you are American. Only an American can come up with something this stupid and ignorant.

I hate people like you. You play one game, watch one anime / movie about something and you think you know enough about it to just roll on into the sort of thing and immediately start making contributions.

Get a fucking life.

Shit like this is why the rest of the world hates us
I wouldn't be surprised if you or the majority of your household supports Trump too.

The vast majority of Yakuza are Korean foreigners. Very few Japanese exist in it.

If we killed every white aspie obsessed with "Japanese honor", the "bushido code", and the Asian way of life
what would happen?

The entire IT sector would die. And immediately be replaced by Indians and Southeast Asians.

We would get rid of a negligible amount of ignorance in this world.

We'd still be left with other types of obsessed and/or ignorant fucks. There is just no winning in this situation.

>their honor
OP confirmed for stereotypical white Buddhist.

That's pretty cute

Haruka porn when?!

>I fight for the honor of my adopted daughter's son*
Fixed for you cunt.

Is there a way to burn the english Yakuza 2 in two discs?

Or better yet, how much of a hassle is burning in DVD9?

>Is there a way to burn the english Yakuza 2 in two discs?
Im pretty sure most roms in the internet have the label Disc-1 and Disc-2

>Or better yet, how much of a hassle is burning in DVD9?
Use DVDecrypter nigga

there isn't anything wrong with this, its a religion

No. Its a fetish, white Buddhist.

how is it a fetish? im not a religious person but other people can be religious if they want to. its just another religion

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Not Haruka's son, but they will raise the baby together as their own by the end. No need to screencap this.

yeah

...except seppuku is a ceremonial occurrence that requires someone to chop off your head after you disembowel yourself.

>Having a second was mandatory
Haha no, that was for those higher up who where then spared the painful slow death of having stabbed yourself in the gut.

How does Akiyama earn his money providing loans without interest or collateral?

He doesn't. In Yakuza world if you worked in the bank you can turn 100 yen into billions without much effort.

>implying they chopped their heads off

They just cut the back of the neck to end it, it wasn't completely lopped off

The Yakuza is made up of Koreans and Burakumin, literally the most hate people of Jap society. It's not like they're descendants of "noble" samurai lords or some shit, they are the losers and outcasts of society and they are proud of that fact. Fuck your retarded worldview and your propensity to view everything in Jap society through rose colored lenses you fucking worthless weebs.

Kiryu hasn't been a yakuza for years though
actually you tend to avoid actually playing as a yakuza in these games, just people associated with them in some manner (even Saejima was a former yakuza in 4 and was excommunicated from the clan during 5), the western title for the franchise is a bit misleading I guess

Being honorable compared to other criminals and organized crime isn't really a high standard to uphold. If anything I figure the distinguishing characteristics of the Yakuza are more based in loyalty and value of loyalty, which are more holdovers from Japanese culture in general rather than anything special to their organization.

With a tempered enthusiasm, really the only thing that is certifiably unique and badass about the Yakuza is their tatoos; which are unarguably some of the most gnarly worldwide.