Still no one has beaten me yet. Fucking nothing but casuals in this neighborhood. I do this every year

Still no one has beaten me yet. Fucking nothing but casuals in this neighborhood. I do this every year.

Anyone else have vidya games outside their house for the kids to play?

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i would walk in your room and just steal your candy because you are a puss ass halo player

I'm an ex pro, lol.

Also my setup is outside.

not going to bother reading past the first line because it doesn't matter

you are still trash

That is really creepy dude. and you promote yourself like a flaming faggot does. nobody has ever gained anything by posting with their real identity on the chans to promote shit, and that's because of people like me who freely use the word nigger and will find every autistic thing you have ever done on the internet. take my advice: don't do this retaraded shit again

KYS

I've been around since the start. All my autismal shit has already been posted.

I am the autism.

it's possible to be proud of being a shitter at quake 3?

>ITT: Self Shilling

you legit look like someone tried to abort you

Your thread doesn't deserve to live e-celeb faggot.

I remember you from 4craft. Still a massive autist, I see.

Dayum. Artist?

someone post his hideous teeth

also fuck off jammku, I can't believe you're still trying to get recognition from this board.

>halo
Lol. How bout a real game..

Cause someone did.
He's a stubborn little cunt though.

Name a game. :)

Nullghost.

Shame he doesn't do more hyper muscle stuff. I might have to comission him one-
bwahahaha fuck that he charges like $300 per.

The tiger pic has a lewd version too.

No you misunderstand, he would literally walk into your room and just take the candy because you're a fucking nerd who probably couldn't put up a fight

your name is really familiar but for the life of me i can't remember what your "thing" was

Pro gamer MLG shitposter.

I've got a year of Wing Chung and some streetfights, but if you're a trained boxer I'll concede.

Go.
Away.

I'll kick your ass at melee netplay

i just read and i'm most intrigued about your gamefaqs history, what happened there?

>he was arrested for child molestation

you would not expect anything because you would be sitting in your jammies eating your tendies sitting on Sup Forums


i probably got in let alone won more fist fights in the first 12 years of my life in the city than you have since you were spawned out of your parents septic tank

Whatever happened to the "here's your package" futa guy?

dick sucking

He was superseded.

I have more respect for Melee than any other fighting game. I never got to train at it. I'm way too old to participate in local Melee tourneys. I've networked with other top Melee players in my area and the age difference makes it awkward and not worth the time.

I used to shitpost on Gamefaqs so they took away my monetization so I had to supernal them to take my content down and settled out of court for a lump sum. The guides are still googlable on ancient Tribes communities and all the Final Fantasy stuff can be found on fansites.

I grew up in poverty. I literally had to fight other kids my entire life.

it's not posible to do all this in one life
the pokerstars 250000 hands alone would probably take 10 years alone

...gamefaqs has monetization? what the fuck

ROFL, no.

Play 5-10 windows of penny-games at a time with a three monitor set up and you can hammer it out in under a year.

What's your opinion on gnolls?

>Halo: Reach
I would put up a damn good fight, assuming you're at least a good ex-pro.

I dunno. The undead starting area gnolls were kind of annoying with this shit drop rates for quest items.

>greentexting anywhere outside of Sup Forums
>being a literal redditor
>being a failed eceleb / streamer
gas yourself, nigger

>A year of Wing Chung

How is a year of free Chinese take away gonna help? Also how do I get free Chinese take away

Wing Chung is a shit fighting style for womens self defense. It's what Bruce Lee started with.

Yeah, but would you fuck one?

They don't exist.

If you want to get laid, read up on /r/theredpill and hit the gym for 2-3 months. You'll be swimming in pussy.

>supporting a meme candidate
About what I'd expect from an attention whore.

took me a while to remember who the fuck you were.
whats your dota mmr jammku?

Mariana Trenches.

I seriously want to git gud at Dota. I really do. I'm so bored of League and Heroes of the Storm it's my next venture.

>greentexting outside Sup Forums AND on paper

Just for that I would knock your faggot ass out

All of this is a fabrication. Cannot find any evidence of you doing any of this unless you were a different person and used a different name for all of the games and no one would do that.

I used to play with predator, ghost attack, micro, snakebite when he was like 12, and a few other actually known halo guys. I've never once heard of you, I'm confident in saying I'd beat you 15-1 in any halo.

How many elementary schools have filed restraining orders against you?

Do you really think an attention whore would just go on the internet and tell lies?

I used to be Jammno before Jammku, but for MLG related shit I had to use a different alias due to all the autismal shitposting I did as Jammno.

Looked through your reddit and a bunch of other stuff. Compulsive liar, kys.

Reddit is built for trolling.

It's only trolling when you get called out.

Is making yourself into an object of ridicule really the only socialisation you get?

Just like your face is built for cock-sucking

>this fucking faggot STILL hasn't killed himself for real this time
i'm impressed you're so resilient, but you're still the biggest faggot in history

>no melee
kek

woah.... we're in the presence of a true pro gamer

Never got into the scene. By the time wavedashing was discovered I was on my way out of professional gaming anyway.

>By the time wavedashing was discovered
so... 2002.
How old are you?

I remember you being really, really ugly. Long time no see.

30.

Well. Im 23 and i feel too old for this place. I only visit once a month or so. How you holding up? What's your job if i may ask?

Are you the ugly one or the good looking one

Retail for the health benefits. Don't really do it for the money just the insurance.

>Competitive Panel de Pon.
You're a cool dude.

anyone got the template?

what kind of loser legitmately screencaps his own shit and starts a thread about himself

Is this the reason why no one likes name/trip fags?
Not even my autism is any match for this goy, just wow.

except for the part where you are all "hehe I am not as bad as this guy guess that makes it okay!"

you are just as cancerous as he is.

Oh okay. That didn't quite answer my question at all but thanks, love.

he's a relic of the old tripfags of the past
aka pure cancer

except it did, you both namefag and tripfag when it's not necessary and post in threads just to get people to respond to you

just like the first response i replied to in this thread

keep remaining willfully ignorant though, I guess that must be the reason why nobody likes namefags/tripfags.

Cool.
You explained it better here. Thanks again, user.

>Jammku

Are you this cringelord that's in this clip youtu.be/ROuS6F1kmM0?t=2m41s