Go into game stop

>Go into game stop
>Buying Nintendo game
>Prentend you don't know the name of it and you're buying it for someone else
>"I'm supposed to get Smash Bros and Yarn Yoshi.. I think?"

I can't be the only one.

>buying games in person
What a meme
Unless there's a sale, you won't catch me dead in a GameStop

you're fucking retarded and should kill yourself

Why Gamestop? Theres plenty of places out there that sell games.

>go to Best Buy
>head to online order desk
>say im here to pick up on order
>qt asks what its for
>"uh, its so-and-so for PS4"
>she goes and gets it
>comes back and says "Ooh, this looks like fun"
>say "yeah Ive ben looking forward to it"
>she says "I bet my boyfriend will get it soon"
>"o-ooh"
>pay and leave

>go to GAME
>ask if they have some weeb game
>"uh? what game is that? we don't have it"
>me: what about this one (another weeb game)
>"lol let me check, you have a weird taste, we don't have that either"
>me: "I don't"
that was the last time I went to that shitty shop
fucking ignorant casuals they're a plague

>Just get done welding and painting my Jeep
>Decide to treat myself and pick up Project Mirai
>Head on out to GameStop, qt working the counter
>Dont want to seem too weeby so I purposely act like i dunno how to pronounce Mirai
>Cashier and I spend a few minutes discussing how to say Mirai
>Cashier and I share a few laughs and I leave

Fucking GameStop I swear

I do that with everything if I'm even slightly embarrassed about it. It could be movies, games, tv shows anything. I have so much shame from my parents shitting on everything I like as a child that I can't even talk about it with them anymore.

>talking with parents about something you're slightly embarrased about in public
>say something under your breath
>they repeat it but even louder than you ever would have

Pretty sure you're the only one senpai

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wow..

how many times are you going to make this thread

what

>walk into gamestop
>employee looks annoyed
>i return game on the 7th day after purchase
>get other game first if there is a line
>they ask why I'm returning it
>say "no one was playing online"
>its single player
>he says it's only single player
>i tell him that's my point
>does my refund since he doesn't want to deal with me
>same shit next week

Piracy is for normies desu

I only do this for Pokémon Mystery Dungeon games.

>OH user I FOUND YOU AN INUYASHA SHIRT

What do you expect playing pedo games like neptunia

are you faggots really that scared to buy video games?
god damn.

>first thing out of her mouth involves her boyfriend

it's enough to make a man kek

I don't play shitty games
it was white knight chronicles and armored core

I hate wkc protags but the gameplay and OST is fucking good

>Sister would outright tell me to stop playing this "weird shit"

Back when I was a kid, like 10 years old, adults used to intentionally mispronounce anything remotely childish and it really came off as forced.
"Do you still like draygon bayll zee?"

How fucking retarded do you have to be to not be able to pronounce dragon, or ball.

That's what you sound like, OP. A guy with brain problems who can't pronounce english words properly, or someone who's trying too hard to look too mature for the things he likes.

Buying video games is for cucks

>Get the urge to play Kingdom Hearts out of fucking nowhere
>Go into Gamestop after class to get KH 1.5
>"Ok, I'm going in, I'm getting the game. I'm getting out. No one will even notice."
>Go in, male clerk asks if I'm looking for anything in particular
>"Uh, I'm just looking."
>Spend a few minutes looking at PS3 games to act like I'm really just browsing
>Finally just grab KH and bring it to the counter
>Female clerk picks it up and scans it
>"BUYING KINGDOM HEARTS, HUH?"
>She says it super loud, and the store is pretty crowded
>"Y-yeah, I guess."
>"OK SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET INSURANCE ON YOUR COPY OF KINGDOM HEARTS?"
>"No, I, uh, just want the game."
>"DO YOU HAVE A REWARDS CARD? YOU'D GET A 10% DISCOUNT OF KINGDOM HEARTS!"
>"N-no, I just want to buy the game."
>"OK, SIR! GO AHEAD AND SWIPE YOUR CREDIT CARD AND PAY FOR KINGDOM HEARTS!"
>"O-ok."
>"ENJOY YOUR COPY OF KINGDOM HEARTS, SIR!"
>Rush out of the store and drive away as fast as possible

I could feel people's eyes on me. She knew what she was doing, she had to have.

The EXACT same thread was up a few days ago, holy shit, OP, are you THAT desperate for someone to agree with you? Who CARES? Just do what you want to do and don't look for validation, fuck, you are the worst kind of person, I'd rather someone just do stuff like that and be okay with it rather than half-ass it then go onto a GODDAMN Taiwanese cottage-cheese review board to ask some random people if they happen to have the same quirk as you do. Just play your video games and enjoy them, then come back here and actually discuss video games instead of this metagame shit that almost always devolves into furry hentai dumps.

>tfw you're a 28 year old man who dresses well and is well kept and hygienic
>walk into gamestop and purchase the latest Pokemon with no fucks given
>see other autists in their cargo shorts freaking out about buying a fucking video game

Autism

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Why the fuck don't you faggots just buy your games online?

>walk into gamestop
>it's raining outside
>the laser cheese is staring at me again

Probably because a solid 70% of Sup Forums are actually, legitimately underage and don't have credit/debit cards and their parents won't let them use theirs.

>Go to midnight releases every other month
>mfw I never win the raffle

I buy them then return them. Free rentals

i went to gamestop the other day

mirrors edge tshirt for $2 on clearance

thinkgeek lanyard for $1 on clearance

asked about PC games section

doesnt exist anymore

lanyard spawned discussion about syndicate, i guess one of the guys there has a syndicate lanyard and the girl beyond the counter wanted it

i mentioned syndicate is actually based on a pc game from 1993

they didnt know

werent born yet (i was a 1990 kid but they looked about my age, but not 4+ years younger)

told them they can check it out, if they dont mind isometric graphics :^)

it worked out ok

I've done that too. Last time it went like this
>I need super mystery dungeon for my sister
>I love mystery dungeon! I've played the whole series. Have you ever played them?
>N-no...
>he chats about the games while I'm unable to reply because he thinks that I've never played
That damn fatass Walmart hippy was a bigger man than I am.

>tfw you're still on Sup Forums

Where did we go wrong?

>Mother makes a habit out of embarrassing me because "that's what mothers do."
>Train myself to vomit profusely anytime my mother mentioned my hobbies to others.
>Get a nice, dramatic wind-up and throat gurgle going whenever conversations get dangerously close to her blabbering about my anime addiction in public.
>Several years, ruined clothing and my mother's mental breakdowns later, I am the master of this relationship and she never asks me how I'm doing, for fear of a torrential gullet load of barf spraying all over her.
And that, my friends, is how you keep your shitty parents in line.

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Why would i ever buy a nintendo game?

>pasta thread gets 38 replies

>See other autists in their cargo shorts freaking out
Do you really? Or am I being memed here?

>sister
I've found the "for my girlfriend" excuse much more enjoyable.

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What kind of turbo autism is this?
Just buy the fucking game you want.

>buying games from physical stores
>buying games at all

>Pokey Man

This is a valid question.

Amazing stuff

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That's brilliant user.

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I can only imagine a beta nerd looking dude walking into a game store and being embarassed. Never seen it before, OP.

>Nintenyearolds afraid of buying their fucking games
Now I have seen everything

>wkc
>good gameplay

lol wut.
the battle system was shit. especially how they made it look like your attacks were based on timing but you can get away with just mashing down on the button.

>buying games at GameStop

Nigga just go to Best Buy or Target for new games

I buy whatever without a tiny bit of shame.
I am a neckbearded faggot of 240 pounds, that's good enough to have half the normies on the street laughing behind my back anyways, so why would they care if I buy a game?

Grow a spine faggots

I'm not mispronouncing them, I'm simply calling them by the wrong name. It's not like I'm saying "Yorn Yahshee", I went in, said "Ummmm, one second" and pulled out my phone and opened my Notes app where I had written down "Smash Bros (U) and Yoshi Yarn Game" incase they saw the screen, then I said "I'm supposed to get Smash Bros for the Wii U and Yarn Yoshi..? I think?" acting like I was buying from someone else .No way anyone would know the difference. I'm a very good actor.

>go into target to grab SSE
>3 dudes at the electronics desk, ask the fat neckbeard at the counter to unlock it for me
>"huhhfff... huhhhh w-what huufff game did ya want?"
>uh.. skyrim, the new one that came out
>we go get it
>come back and the other two dudes are obviously talking about skyrim
>look at me and both leave while i get rung up

>buying ESO in the same store
>person at the desk is a super unenthusiastic ghetto ass black chick
>lead her to the game i want
>she looks over the front and back cover the whole time we walk back to the desk
>ringing me up, still reading whatever shit is on the back of the case
>siiiighhhh have a nice day.... sir.

Fucking feels like a walk of shame every time you have to lead the employee to unlock the game.

Just tell them the name of the game clearly, gaming is so widely accepted these days nobody is going to be surprised no matter what game you wanna buy, and if you play it off confidently with a grin they'll give even less of the shit that doesn't exist in the first place.

Then they know you're lying.

at least we have games to buy, sonyfuck

I am an idort.

How can fucking Sup Forums - Video Games be ashamed of playing VIDEO GAMES

Idk why anyone would do something like op said. GameStop is a game store. The people who work there don't care about what games you play. The world doesn't revolve around you.

I wouldn't have it any other way my man.

>drink a carton of milk every morning as soon as i wake up
>brush my teeth in the evening because eating food after brushing teeth is gross
>Walk into game stop and ask for a game
>Suddenly very aware of how fucking rancid my breath is
>Instinctually start covering my mouth despite the fact that I'm standing 3 feet away from someone, looking them in the eye, talking to them
>hand in front of my mouth, trying to mumble out words to contain by absolute dog shit breath
>the breath actually gets diverted up into my own nose because of my hand redirecting it that way
>get a particularly bad waft of breath
>start feeling physically ill
>eyes start to water
>super self aware of how fucking retarded I look right now, hand in front of face, mumbling bullshit, watery eyes
>start to gag and choke
>can't finish my sentence, have to run out of the store, nearly vomit on the step
>just start running and never look back

I wish I was making this up. I haven't been back to Gamestop since. Any of them, actually, in fear that the managers get together and talk to one another. I'm sure there's some kind of normie gamestop employees facebook group, and the security footage of me is probably going viral within the local circut.

I "bought animal crossing new leaf for my niece because she made the honor roll"

Hey, I remember this thread.

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What's your point, idiot? Every thread on Sup Forums has been made before.

>caring what a cashier thinks

>She knew what she was doing, she had to have.
You mean her job? What's so embarrassing about wanting to play KH?

it was friday you weeb faggot id fucking snap your sissy assin half if i saw you for real faggot

>op is mad

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You've somehow managed to become more pathetic than anyone else in the thread desu

well at least I feel better about myself.

All these replies give me comfort, son.

fucking this.
if you care what a gamestop cashier thinks of you, you are even more pathetic than the cashier.

>parents that purposely humiliate their children and take advantage of their insecurities

This is child abuse.

Also, you're pretty autistic, user.

Oh hey Tim.

>go to Target
>buy video games with my Target Redcard, saving 5% every fucking time
>God tier electronics dude tells me when the B2G1 sales are going up, and he reserves copies of CoD IW Legacy for me to scalp
>in the event a decent promo isn't up, price match my games on Amazon with zero hassle

Based Target.

Gonna need to see that video son.

> Never have this problem
> Confidently buy games like Pokemon on release or even at midnight events
> Decide to try out Dragonball Xenoverse 2, since some people on Sup Forums think it's cool
> Associating myself with Dragonball is, for some reason, too much for me
> Decide not to go to Gamestop, even though they would almost certainly be *more* accepting of an adult buying a Dragonball game
> Instead go to Walmart, thinking this would somehow be less embarassing
> Go to electronics department
> Literally the only time I've ever seen a woman working there
> She's cute, too
> She's stocking games in the case
> I literally walk around the department in circles like three times hoping she'll leave and I can rope someone else into getting the game for me (because I'm an autistic faggot)
> Finally decide it isn't going to happen
> Walk up to her
> She looks at me with a face that tells me she *knows* I've been circling her
> Tell her I want to buy a game
> Rolls her eyes
> "Which one?"
> Intentionally looks away as I answer so that I can't be autistic and just point
> "U-uh... Dragonball. For the Xbox."
> "Is it in the case?"
> Still not looking
> "Uh, yeah, it's uh... right there."
> Looks back at me, rolls her eyes again, and opens the case to grab the game
> Didn't have to have me point it out
> She knew where it was the whole time
> Asks if I want to carry it to the front to pay for it
> Literally the only time I've ever been asked this, so even though I'd prefer that, I still just say no and pay there
> She sighs loudly
> Rings me out without looking me in the face and goes back to stocking games

I know she actually didn't give a fuck about it and was just annoyed at having to work. I get that way at my job, too. But my autistic faggot-brain made it feel like she was judging me harshly. I suck and hate myself.

I don't think anywhere has bothered me on a price match
Even on those sketchy chinese deal sites

Tell me here more

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Oh shut the fuck uo you goddamn retard. Crying over some stupid fucken women. Hilarious, I hope you get raped by a pack of wild niggers. It's fucking walmart, they don't give a goddamn about you.

>drink a caron of milk every morning as soon as I wake up
What the fuck? Why?

I'm not sure why, but I've always felt like a scumbag about trying to pricecheck things. I've never really wanted to do it because the concept seems greedy to me.

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this

you should actually be laughing at them

9/10 you're going to be talking to some fuckstick cashier who cares just as much about your price match as they do about their job.
Trust me.

samefag

one time I actually bought something at best buy, looked up the price online in the parking lot and went back inside to get a price match refund.

>>drink a carton of milk every morning as soon as i wake up
>>brush my teeth in the evening because eating food after brushing teeth is gross

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>"BUYING KINGDOM HEARTS, HUH?"
>She says it super loud, and the store is pretty crowded
>"Yeah, my little brother's birthday is coming up and I remember him saying he wanted it."

Problem solved.