Decorate my apartment with nice Halloween stuff

>Decorate my apartment with nice Halloween stuff

>Nobody is coming for candy

What are some good games to take my mind off the fact that Nobody celebrates Halloween anymore?

>expecting people to trick or treat in one of the worst years for crime since the eighties

I heard bullet is a good one.

Insert into a rooty tooty McShooty and apply directly to the frontal lobes

Parents specifically tell their kids not to go to the apartment of the weird single guy op.

>not staying in the back of your house the entire night

You're supposed to turn your porch light on.

cyanide smoothie
lead sunday
uranium shake
chainsaw cookies

Why did everyone forget about Halloween this year? Its been so dead all day.

Feels bad man, I thought I was going to have a comfy Halloween playing vidya and spooking people who come for candy. I guess halloween is dead...

Taking place on a Monday sure doesn't help

Patrician taste in witch girls, OP.

I feel like watching it again this Halloween but I'm too sad.

>leaving the house
>having to see Americans

>Frontal lobe
Come on, user. Everyone knows you angle it inside your mouth aiming it towards your brain stem. I'm not suggesting or informing anyone on how to kill themselves, so Fbi you can fuck right off. I see you faggots and your van down the street.

I only got one too and I live in a really nice (not overly rich) area. I'm pissed but at least I get to eat all this candy.

Sorry you're in that situation, matey. In between browsing Sup Forums, I'm in the middle of handling candy now!

Same, my neighborhood is never very busy but we only had about 5 groups come

>Halloween on a school/work night
>next comfy Halloween won't come until 2020
Talk about getting fucked by the Gregorian calendar.

>usually sit back and play Luigi's mansion on Halloween
> sick and in pain
> have to hand out candy because the rest of the house are lazy fucks

are you aware of the fucking violence that people are afraid of?

Yeah and the sex predators too!

Quick! Where do people go for halloween now?

I want to fuck FemDante.

Dunno if it's the same where you live, but in all the areas I've lived in, no one does door to door trick or treating anymore. It's all school and church festivals now. I still grab some candy to hand out just in case, and I did get 1 visit last year. They commented on how no one has candy, and sure enough they didn't come this year.

honestly if a girl was all alone and near my porch
she will never ever see the light of day

>live at uni
>go hard on my costume every year
>never get invited to parties so I have to sit in my room playing vidya

>Siblings see it on Netflix
>Make jokes about how people who watch it are either children or creepy brony types
h-haha yeah, totally agree

>halloween
More like Cosplay.

sauce

Wow you guys live in some pretty shitty areas, we had like a hundred kids show up.
Granted we go crazy decorating our house.

its rape

sauce

>live across street from uni
>dont dress up at all every year
>get invited to parties but decline so i just sit in my room playing vidya

Just walk into a party on your campus and discreetly blend in. I guarantee no one will really care.

its ntr she gets cucked by the popular girl

What's your POINT?

I go to a heavy engineering uni so most of the public parties are meh and filled with indians

All my candy got drained in a little less than half an hour because Spics were driving their families all around and picking up our shit in bulk. Had to put up a sign that read: "Sorry, we're all out". At least some bros came over and we had a blast playing Touhou 9, 12.3 and 14.5. I hope you guys had fun.

What vidya is everyone playing?

honestly i forgot
search on panda with
>rape
>big tits
>english
cover should be a school girl, colored image cover, with her big tits popping out, brown hair

Then why are you so upset you didn't get invited? I'd rather play vidya with friends than going to some seedy uni party anyway.

It's a shitty feeling to have to put a sign saying "Please Take [number]", but there's too many autists out there who scoop candy by bulk

DMC 3

>everyone else is going to parties and having sex
>i'm stil a 25-year-old nogf living in bumfuck nowhere georgia

Life is cruel, treats you unfairly.

Never do that. Kids are too morally fucked to follow those instructions.

Jaj, this is why I take the time to hand out candy myself!

For the last kid that shows up before I close shop though, I've got a treat in store for them!

The worst is the parents
Fuckers walk up with their kids and scoop the candy for them into the bag every fucking time
Like bitch I know you can read and I am completely petty enough to walk over and call you on your shit

That hurt.

>no one goes to my street because it's too dark, none of the street lamps work
>can't give kids candy until local Jew government decides to fix them

>Just lost a game of Overwatch and lost 32 points
>Having candy for dinner
>First Halloween without my GF since she left me
>Drinking alone and don't want to keep playing OW

Thinking about suicide is a hobby at this point.

Unless you live somewhere in Cummings or six gap it's not that bad.

>playing anything other than horror or fighting games on Halloween
You asked for it, pal.

my siblings said Halloween is for babies now.

feels bad dude.

I can't drive. Also all the girls have been taken by guys, leaving none for me.

I mean, I did physically hand them out myself but these fucks travel in packs of 30+ and completely drain every house on the block because even the parents ask for candy.

It is you fucking loser.

That and fat spics who want free candy.

I just went with my little brother and sister, it's still pretty big. Some fag was even playing Undead Nightmare on a projector, have to say I cringed at that.

>tfw had almost 200 trick or treaters by my house this year
Halloween is coming back here baby

shame I haven't studied for my chemistry exam tomorrow nor finished a paper

The spoopiest.

Thanks to modern consumerism,paranoia and the kikes destroying culture no one goes trick or treating.

Not even going Sup Forums but it seems like cultural destruction is on one of their hit lists.

When I was a kid OP the whole neighboorhood was full of children going out and people having fun decorating.

EVEN POOR NEIGHBORHOODS DECORATED AND GAVE OUT CANDY

what the actual fuck are "throwback" nerds?

>Decorated my own room to have some Halloween spirit
>No friends to go out with or watch movies with
>Uncle ate all my halloween cookies before I had any
>Halloween is my favorite holiday and it's always depressing and lonely

they're the expired ones that customers threw back into the bargain bin

>Going out on the day with the highest crime rate for fucking candy
>Giving out candy to shitty little kids
Are you retarded?

I spent over $200.00 USD on this year's batch: even handing out 3 at a time, there's no way I'm going to run empty.

Are you really surprised that more and more kids are lazy as fuck and don't give two shits about goin out to beg for candy when it's vastly cheaper, faster, and more effective to just get a bag of candy they actually like at the store and sit at home on their shitty phones all night eating the candy they love instead of walkin around for 5 hours in the shitty weather dealing with having to be followed by their parents because kids can't walk around outside at night anymore.

Halloween is fucking dead and has been for the last few years.

>playing a single player game on a projector
>outside
>on Halloween
For what fucking purpose? If ya want to show off to the kids, put up some Mortal Kombat or Just Dance. Jesus Christ.

oh shit

>got three bags of candy
>only one trick-or-treater
J-joke's on them, I wanted diabetes anyway...

nobody came by for trick or treating for the past 3 years. Today like 40 people came. It's a hit or miss, saucy OP.

I'm surprised you have enough money to celebrate Halloween since you're always stealing it from your family.

What's cringy about that?
Playing outside is way scarier than inside.

>only decorations are 2 jack-o-lanterns
>end up giving out candy to a bunch of kids
>19 year old girl from down the street grabbed my ass
>still have plenty of almond joys

today's a good day

>tfw went full autist and made a lego halloween diorama

>be lifestyle photographer
>fall is busiest time of year
>double or triple booked until the end of November
>spent Halloween working all night
>shoot in the morning at sunrise

I just want to be a kid again