What would you do if you were stuck in an MMO?

What would you do if you were stuck in an MMO?

play mini-games

fuck some elf bitches

Find a way to release 2 years worth of semen.

What happens if you kill the hakurei shrine maiden?

Log out.

>tfw you can't simply log out of life

ERP

As soon as possible level a class that can self heal and has escape mechanisms.

You do Gensokyo a favor

Grind mining and smithing and make bank.

romance loli

What kind of MMO?

Become a shop merchant and live a cosy af life

>cosy life
>days and days people keep throwing junk at your shop and expect you to have unlimited money to give them

Become any class that carries an axe and/or a big shield. Also important is putting effort into mining and smithing, since I can go out into the field and get shit myself.

Marry a guy and become a good housewife.

Become the big bad boss who is behind everything but never actually gets killed

Then create a loli sex dungeon

I'd be a quest giver asking for 10 items from monsters worth 1 gold each when sold at a shop. Quest reward would be 5 gold

I would become a millionare in no time

Why Youmu attacking Reimu

Rape NPCs.

grind like there's no tomorrow

Ruthlessly exploit pathing glitches to avoid dying.

>not taking your money from the infinite money stash of the shopkeepers guild

Cook and fish

Probably die a lot and not really accomplish anything for a good while.

Someone beat me to it.

I'd be the guy who's overleveled and still grinding in the starter area

I'll go to the most monstre-infested zone and build a large house for the other Sup Forumsirgins while we plot out how to eliminate the greatest threat of all.

>ywn have a woman who just wants to be a good housewife for you and make your life better

why even go on living

find loli mage and level up together

I'd just live in the database
wow wow

She's playing Daikatana