What happened?

what happened?

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I really wish war thunder didn't go to shit before it got naval battles

Dey Tooker

ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?

Well that's too bad, cause now I'm gonna have to sink every motherfuck warship.

*wheezes*

Well I'm sorry to hear that...

why did richie do bobby lupo?

Birthday Snatcher game by Kojima when?

is this considered kino?

steven seagull is my spirit animal

You still soarboutdefittybuck?

Game would be pure operator action.

>___ is my spirit animal

> >__ is my spirit animal

epik

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⠉⠛⠁⢿⣿⣿⣆
⠘⢿⡿⠟

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⣿⣿⣧⢸⣿⣿⡆⢀⣤⡀
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Nope.

You tell me.

He got so fucking fat, holy shit

this is most def kino i can tell because i've seen a few kinos in my time

Why can't you appreciate the body of a true martial artist?

Fucker got so hilariously fat that his extra can hold the weapon better than him

Even the black guy was getting sick of that Golden Experience Requiem editing shit.

>seagalposting is now Sup Forums related

I love that webm.
I guess movie was cheap, but keeping that flip is hilarious.

What's so hilarious about that?

Wait is that a literal toy gun or did he really get that obese?

I know what it's saying, but it needs work

Yes

STOP THE SHIP

Of course

I fucking hate this fraud Seagal, just for this I'll go play Warthunder.

first me see the punani

then me want the punani

then me snatch the punani

it make me nice

Seagal is the true kinomeister

Only a true pleb wouldn't own everything he puts his name on

I wish I could get famous enough to sell out for the rest of my life like Seagal

Did they give any date on the warships thing?

youtube.com/watch?v=gXaOGnDRf1A

He's not that fat. Look at how fast he moves.

I don't understand why anyone would think Seagal would improve their brand. He's a bad actor who made his career on top of a martial art that is almost complete fraud.
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Akido reminds me of this stupid shit. I wish MMA existed in Seagal's time.

The only thing he was ever famous for was all the sexual harassment allegations against him and his completely delusional reality he created for himself.

Something feels off about this scene

Doesn't matter how you cross the finish line.

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>kino_surf.map
I don't see it.

Russians have this weird fascination with washed-up has-beens.

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EASY

My favorite thread.
And now it's Sup Forums related.

Here is my steven segal haiku rate please

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me want punani

birthday snatched motherfucker

segal kinó king

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>N-NANI?!

I kinda like his movies to be honest

>M-MASAKA!?

>H-HAYAI
>time stops chinese moon runes appear
>OUGI HYAKUMOTSU SHINKEN YAMAZAN

Why hasn't Seagal made any live action anime movies?

Why did no one bother to teach him?

Same. Even his worst movies are entertaining.

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Thank you for this thread OP

*fattens*
Cause now...

I remember having his face on a poster in the bathroom as a kid

I still don't get why he was placed in the bathroom of all places

all this fucker does is annihilate peoples testicles with kicks. hes a joke

Your mom knows, she also knows who's really your father

Witness the entire kino-scene, with sound of course.
youtube.com/watch?v=RUjPz7BKjlM

You had a premonition

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They are so bad and ridiculous they are fun to watch. The best part is I genuinely can't tell if they are meant to be bad or serious.

But does she know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?

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Is there anyone who can stop this madman?

I can honestly believe Steven Seagal as this sumo-bear that can crush people with slow, brute strength. It's the fact that he's still trying to portray himself as some kind of ninja that's baffling.

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He's trying to be Chow Yun Fat

> he immediately walks away as if he expected that to happen

Nice one m8
Speaking of sick burns

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kino

>two watches

Every time.

is this game actually good?

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Jesus i can't even tell if his movies are meant serious or not. He just seems to give no fucks, and at this point should stick to IRL stuff

What the fuck are these movies man

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This is going to be really autistic, but the fact that he's holding it isosceles means that a hand swap is completely unnecessary in the first place.

I honestly don't know how much of it is Seagal being a dumbass and how much of it is the director/choreographer.

John Wick vs Steven Seagal
who would win?

It's an ad.

When you see it

Jesus how

A pure, unfiltered, action kino. With some feels included.

Straight to DVD stuff.
The purest form of kinôgraphé.

This bums me out and cracks me up at the same time.

>speaks english
>"korean or japanese?"

I don't get it.

>Freddie, you're in my seat!

>It was a car commercial all along

He actually does not have the strenght he pretends to have, actual marines and mma fighters who worked with him have described him as fake at everything

It's all him. He does it in a ton of movies.

kek

Is Seagal sensei a virgin?