>sis asks me about ides for a name for her kid
>say Arthas without really thinking
>she gets hooked on the ide without knowing where its from
how hard have i done goofed?
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also names from games thread
Sis asks me about ides for a name for her kid
Leave it, it's not even a bad name and kids growing up won't know the difference. Plus, you'll always get to laugh to yourself.
>ide
What the fuck is this stupid shit? They're called ideas, and don't need to be shortened to sound more like a faggot
Holy shit kill yourself
BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH, CAESAR
It's not the dumbest name I've ever heard, at least it's better than white people changing letters in common names to make it seem unique or blacks grabbing vowels out of a bag
Hilarious if true.
If you don't say glad you could make it Arthas when he's born you officially suck cocks. Say it softly and slowly so your normie family just thinks you're being sappy.
when hes done something wrong
>Youve crossed a terrible threshold arthas
>youre not my king yet boy
keep throwing warcraft references at him till one day it blows his mind to find out where those references came from
What would you name your son or daughter Sup Forums if you had any
This, make sure you say it or you're a failure as a human OP
also sucking cocks is awesome though
>son
After my brother.
>daughter
Samantha or Lylia.
doesnt seem too bad. Could always pass it off as a derivative of Arthur or whatever.
lol what a gay
Arthas shows up to hang out with uncle user
>glad you could make it arthas
Arthas makes turkey dinner
>glad to could bake it arthas
id be having a blast mah boi
it's not gay if I'm a girl (male)
I'd name my son something that could be construed into a gay joke, I can't think of one right now but man, that'll be great.
For a daughter I'd just name her after my mother.
i-is your brother okay
OwO whats this?
>walk in on him masturbating like a good uncle should
>"I'm sorry Arthas, I can't watch you do this."
If he doesnt grow up to be a baker apprenticed under a german man named Uther Im going to be fucking pissed
no
You now have to name your son Uther to complete the set, DO IT, also name your daughter jaina
It's probably close enough to Arthur to not draw too much attention.
People are naming their kids all kinds of weird shit these days.
You have to pick a name from a vidya for your firstborn child.
Which do you pick?
>inb4 dovahkin article
Yes
watch your tone with me boy, you may be my nephew, but im still your supirior as an adult
and yes its true
yfw he sais
>fine, get out of my sight
Kane
>son is born
KANE
LIVES
Gene
>implying this autist will procreate
Mary for daughter and Paul for son. Those are my parents names and are non-negotiable.
Gene.
Strelok
Dante
Halo
Daughter is Titania. No doubt about it.
>name your daughter jaina
>Arthas
>Jaina
>Cousins
This isn't Fire Emblem, m8.
If it was a daughter I'd name her Katherine.
If it's a boy then fuck if I know. Vincent to go with the theme maybe?
that's pretty lame
Alexander.
Son # 1 ornstein
Son # 2 Smough
Son # 3 Gwyn
Faaaaaaaaaag
Tell her you meant "Arthur" but that you were severely drunk, she'll go off the whole idea.
Katherine is a Russian name, nothing too weird there.
I know, I just love and miss them so much.
Ethan
>mother got my middle name from a b movie
>just so happens my full name is the same as the lead actor from a series of blockbuster movies that she did not know about at the time
Shit's weird.
I'd name my son or daughter after my first MMO character
>DragonSlayerz559
there's good names in dark souls you know
You could name the boy Luka.
Gene would be pretty neat. It's a common enough name to cover up the fact that the ultimate power of a God is now his secret tool
Your daughter better grow up to be a tall milf with big tits
I'm sorry to hear that.
I miss my mother too, but I am not going to name my daughter Billie Jo.
Sorry mom
At least it's not dovahkin
my dad was a gamer and named me Porp, I'll never forgive him
Yuria is a pretty name.
theyd be badass in boxing tournaments tho :'c
Jason
Stay close to your father, Jason
Jason
>dad what happened to dragonslayerz1?
Sounds like a great conversation to have with your son user
Gene or Garrett
yeah and all the kids would shout "urethra" at her while they beat her up
ill name my son freddy, in that case.
And freddy will kick jasons ass.
Three girls; Ivory, Natalie, and Dylanie.
I'd name my son after myself (that's not weird right?) so hopefully one day there would be an user III and so on if my ancestors aren't cunts
I don't know what I'd name a daughter, probably let the mum pick and I'm most likely gonna end up with some asian gold digger so probably something chinese
If a girl, call her Gwynevere.
If a boy, call her Gwyndolin.
It's win-win.
You need to continue this charade as long as you can.
When he's 4-5 get him a stuffed horse for his birthday. Tell him its name is Invincible, and that it will always be there to protect him.
Then a few years later, wait for a snowstorm then sneak into the house and stab Invincible where its heart would be.
KYRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>white people
Ya, white people are the ones who do that.
>ancestors
user...
>implying kids even know what a urethra is
>have a friend literally named Kael
>he never played any Warcraft game
>feels ashamed of his name
I fucking wish i had a cool fantasy character name
had to google uretha just now to figure it out
the more you know
i bet you two want to call him PENDEJO when it's time for lunch
I know I should feel ashamed for wanting to give my potential kid a subtle vidya-related name but then I remember some people name their kids shit like So'Unique and Nevaeh heaven backwards and I don't feel as bad.
shut the fuck up nigger, go dig yourself a hole and die in it.
Son - Oliver
Daughter - Felicity
Don't know why but always liked these two names
My son, the day you were born, the very forests of Lordaeron whispered the name... Arthas.
My child, I watched with pride as you grew into a weapon of righteousness.
Remember, our line has always ruled with wisdom and strength. And I know you will show restraint when exercising your great power.
But the truest victory, my son, is stirring the hearts of your people. I tell you this, for when my days have come to an end, you shall be King.
do Blizz sell Invincible cuddly toys? cos i might just do that buy it, not stab it, jesus christ
Descendants then whatever, my point still stands
Is it over father?
This you madman commit damn it.
Raymoo
Saw someone whose name was Neveah.
Haeven. Your parents fucked up big time.
Mika Because I own a couple of BMWs if a boy
Fusou if a girl
>naming your daughter after a boat
Point Man
Ky
Guy: Doomguy
Girl: Doomguy
>Girl
>not Crash
And her sister would be named Yamashiro because fuck you
what's that guy's full name again? like arthas frostwinter or some shit?
at least the kid will have a normal last name to balance it out
but will his defense be impregnable and his style impetous?
Arthas Menethil
prod with the prod
WILL YOUR SON BE A PROTECTOR OF BEAUTY?
huh, surprisingly boring for a warcraft name
Pascal for a girl
Return the blade.
Complete the circle.
I'm a third, but its only nobles that can have that, or Americans.
I'm probably ending up with twins(grandfather was a twin) so if it's two twin boys, Lucas & Claus is an easy fit