Poorly describe a game. Guess what games people are describing. I'll start

Poorly describe a game. Guess what games people are describing. I'll start.

If you go through the wrong doors a girl starts to get a fever.

>drop in on beach
>fight soldiers, rescue prisoners
>defeat boss
>jklol aliens
>get kidnapped
>time to go to space

>beat fat weeaboo
>beat gang leader
>save someone from burning building
>almost get blown to bits
>beat demon-looking-dude in basically hell
>beat developers
>all seemingly within normalcy for MC

Metal Slug? I don't know which one.

metal slug 3

>find hot chick
>she dies lol
>defeat evil bald dude
>oh shit clones
>jk about girl dead, lolclones
>evil bald dude comes back lolclones
>shoot dude in face with rocket

>get your sexy outfit back
>steal a movie
>find an ancient engine of destruction
>save the world, again

This is unironically somebodies fetish.

ye

>mop top and three fine bitches
>save the world from big hedgehog

>wake up on ship
>zombies and robots and spiders, oh my
>asked to kill a bunch of aliens
>'nah'

>You have a bunch of friends
>You all decided to meet up
>Proceed to beat the shit out of each other for fun
>Until the hand of a higher power steps in

This

You basically ruined everything and so did your stupid brother.
There is a German.

This seems to be something between Serious Sam and THUG. That's a wide gap, you know.

>kill a dragon
>become DUBYA DUBYA EE CHAMPION
>go to moon
>save princess

Bingo

bunch of anime faggots talk about religion endlessly. Also robots.

A sand nigger wants gold but an Aryan boy in tights won't allow it.

Paper Mario: TTYD

too easy senpai, step it up

>play as (color) and/or (color)
>defeat color, color, color, and color
>color kidnaps color
>go defeat (not a color) to rescue color
>fly to space
>defeat color, color, color, and color again
>defeat two-tone color
>color sacrifices self to defeat two-tone

>aliens attack
>meet girl
>meet fag
>Kill boss
>meet fag #2
>Kill snake
>Kill past
>Fuck girl

999

>You're dead and try to stop being dead

That describes a number of games. I'll go with TWEWY.

>be a guardian angel
>protect a guy with blue hair
>he betrays you
>you beat him

Stop reminding me I still have to finish Xenogears

>You went through hell for a woman who's on her period by the time you get to her

seafood competes to make the biggest mess

Yep.

chrono trigger

Splatoon

You're Winner!

Go and play it, faggot. Just think of it as watching an interactive chinktoon

I honestly think it does everything Evangelion better than Evangelion, specially the fucking ending, it's not just edgy for the sake of being edgy and actually does something with the religious references instead of just throwing them out to seem deep.

pink dude has the robot

I want to say that new kirby game....

>meet old guy
>wake up
>kill everything
>wake up again

Ys Seven

No, but thanks for the chuckle.

Only one profession in this world actually makes more then they need for just pointing and telling people they did it.

I got two

>get alien toys
>fight evil alien toys


>you're on a cartoon tv show
>drive cars

>buy a planet from a genie

>waifu dies
>you go out for revenge
>turns out she's alive
>create a new universe

>Fuck up village
>go fishin
>big tits
>dumpster
>island
>awesome guns

>>you're on a cartoon tv show

Wacky Races on GBA

I got another one

>You're a fisher
>Punch god once and he dies

>go to school
>fish everywhere you go
>and for some reason you're piloting a mecha at the end

Not quite. Close, though.

Some lego studios game?

Xenoblade Chronicles

winner winner chicken dinner

>best friend is the chosen one
>turns out she has to die to save the world
>nah fuck that
>go to another world and beat the shit out a shota

>The bestest of friends
>The bitterest of enemies
>Robot return to take over the world again
>Major Tom calls back all his bros to help save the world after Hot Topic tried to steal his porn

RE4?

F-Zero GX Story Mode, lol

bioshock 2

symphonia

Naw. Ill give more details.

>Demolition derby
>Alien level
>Cowboy Level
>Dracula level
>Dinosaur level

I got two

>Alien Invasion turns out to be Demons

>Demonic Invasion turns out to be Aliens

Symphonia

>kill the embodiment of winter
>raid a village for no reason
>beat up an old friend
>kill some ghosts because you can't be arsed to fly over a wall
>kick a gardener's face in
>prevent a dead girl's resurrection
>have tea with them all a week later

999

Not that one either. I was figuring people would catch up sooner, but maybe the game is not as popular as I'd like it to be.
Or maybe I didn't add a keyyword in the descriptions.
Easy mode: Lots of dicks and boners

>Dude listens to whiny people all night straight
>qt wants her daddy back
>Whiny faggot wants his daughter back

>your brain is as dry as a biscuit after a long voyage
>your cankers swell so much that they would stretch the size of the world
>you aren't fit to govern, let alone live

>angry mom tries to kill the moon

Prince of Persia?

>wake up
>old faggot gets in your way
>ignore him
>jump off a cliff
>kill a flying pig

Fat fuck explores a pyramid for treasures but gets pussy at the end

yessiree that's it

>game has a bunch of characters that are fighting each other for no reason
>only reason to play the game is to get a bigger e-peen

Wario Land 4?

>Im silent
>i love sweaters
>Crashing this plane with no survivors
>A fritz lang movie underwater
>lolis and big guys

Yes
Another one: Rescue you daughter before some socialist cunt makes her Dr. Manhattan

Bioshock

ehh
Lisa?

nah
you got it

>you have to stop an edgy kid from absorbing everyone's souls

Bioshock

>Lose your memory
>Get talking sword
>Meet 'Navi'
>Proceed to play until you discover you can fly through the level by spamming one move constantly
>Pretty good story that deserves a sequel
>Doomed not to because fur bait

Yep

Ocarina of Time

No it isn't Arin

You have to find some hobo's best friends or else he ruins the local festivities.

You straight up only wanted to banepost
That wasn't even slightly difficult

>new kid
>bumblefuck nowhere
>combat might be the worst part of the game

>mad scientist and dog
>plus the cleaning staff
>save edmonton
>and kill a dude named after a cheat code

want to have lots of unprotected vaginal sex with me and ejaculate in my cervix over and over until I get knocked up? I'm ovulating

I have a feeling it's Dante's Inferno. Never played it though.

no way fag

RE4?

Good guess, but Bioshock 2

super monkey ball 2

>Two Rich kids hang out with a Football Pro and a Big Nerd as they try to save the world
>Includes missions like:
>Fight a Big Guy on a Train
>Go to Hell
>Kill your Wife
>Ride Bees
>Topple a Monarchy
>Fight the Kraken
>Survive Zombie Invasion
>Make deals with Ice-T
>Save the world with a weather machine

>poorfag
>weeb
>you get cucked by your brother

>glowing vermin fight a space lizard

>Unrealistic Problem Solving
>Story is confusing as fuck
>Naked Alma
>Found secrets of never drowning
>Pounds of flesh everywhere

>you help some guy repair his boombox
>then dance some
>then go to deliver pizza
>escort a mermaid to the sea
>dance some more
>play some vidya
>help an aylien escape from certain death
>clean a toilet
>dance some more
>help a guy make his own vidya

F.E.A.R.

Nope

FEAR 2

The Sims: Bustin Out

It's none of the FEAR games

You bust people,
No one sees you its fine

Hotline Miami

No