Can a great ass make you buy a game?

Can a great ass make you buy a game?

What makes a vidya ass great?

Does OP girl have a perfect ass?

that looks like shit

I'm not a virgin, so no.

Real ass > 2D/3D ass

Why is that?

Nope, too small and boxy, no curve to it. Patrician asses are wide and have a strong under ass line.

No I'm not a 13 year old Virgin

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If you think the vague shape an ass gets when moving counts then you must fall for the bathroom sink trick.

Not him. But far to low quality.

If you make a game about sexy buts, you better spend half your polygon budget on that sexy butt or else it will just look disappointing. Reminds me a lot of Senran Kagura, like what is the point of all the fanservice if it's all blocky and low quality? At least DoA got it right.

I don't think this is a small butt.

why are you so obsessed with this ps1 era ass? Go outside jesus.

i dont think anyone bought pic related for the gameplay

Nah, years and years of internet porn have spoiled me. Nothing but actual intercourse does it for me, hence I don't personally get the appeal of games like DOA for example.

From a fan service perspective, of course.

fuck off sybb

I'm not a reclusive virgin, so no.

Stop making this fucking thread every day you literal autist

You've been at this for years

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Sure

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I emualted this game because everyone kept calling it a "hidden masterpiece" like God Hand and Killer7

It's shit

It's literal shit in a fucking gamecube box

Jojo reference?

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That ass is like 10 years old.

I pirated PN03 when I was an horny teenager just for that ass.
More recently I bough GW2 also because of the female norn

Why does that sound so hot, if taken out of context?

You're a paedophile.

As someone who is also not a virgin I fucking love ass in my video game. I would've bought Haydee but that ass is way too big, it would be obvious to my fiancé my intentions for playing that game. Something like overwatch, a game with nice asses, is a bit more subtle.

But holy god I want to play haydee.

Is liking this ass a meme? I dont get it. Or is this Nintendos best ass because its all nintendo has?

it's this one dude who's been posting the same threads, opinions, and polls for well over a year now. asks if this ass is flabby, fat, what the right amount is. i never knew who it was until seeing these posts but i always knew it was the same guy because it's always schneider and it would always be veiled as some type of ass thread instead of a showcase of his autism.

>bought it for the gameplay

no ass there faggot.

Is it always the same autist making these P.N.03 threads?

Yes

>a guy that is obssessed with ass and a jojo falseflag are infecting the board at the same time
Usually only one of these kind of fags attack at once. What gives.

The ass fag has been doing it for years now so it isnt exactly "at the same time".

>You wake up as Sybb

How do you cope with wasting ten years of your life posting about Samus's ass?

Yes

what other games have blatant Assman pandering?

>inb4 Metal Gear XD

Metal Gear Solid

XDDD