CWC managed to get laid before the vast majority of Sup Forums

>CWC managed to get laid before the vast majority of Sup Forums

Explain this

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Is this another one of his sonic fan fics?

Nah, he paid for a hooker and complained that it was too dang costly afterwards.

Not only did he pay for a hooker, I have no fucking desire to get laid
>Falling for the vagina meme
>not getting wizard points to stack into necromancy

wasn't this a lie?

I'll be enjoying undeath while all those pleb Normies are shitting their pants and having Alzheimer's

It doesn't feel bad not getting laid if you don't actively try.

Be like me, never leave your house.

I don't want to see another Chris thread until someone confirms he's fucking dead.

Well yeah he already fucked his PS3 way back.

>hooker told him he's the best she ever had
>he genuinely believes this
O Chris you silly bastard

Also
>paying for strange

it was probably a hooker, like people in here are saying, but even if it wasn't...
he's internet-famous
fame=catnip to whores

>We've hit it off from the characteristeic of being good people
>Chris Chan
>a good person

>get dozens of matches on tinder
>see a lot of girls that are clearly interested in real life
>too fucking autistic to make any advances
such is the life of the Sup Forumsirgin

paying a hooker doesnt count
better to have no game than negative game

I just want to know how much time passed between those two posts.

>we hit it off from the shared characteristic of being good people
The lie is so obvious

>the shared characteristic of being good people

Wanting to get laid is for those same losers who think having kids and owning a house is a proper goal in life

We'll see who's laughing when I reanimate their kids as my undead thralls

If you're too anxious to try and meet them you'd probably blow it if you did meet them anyway

I'm just too damn shy. And I have no idea what to even talk about. Even if our interests are similar I still can't think straight.

>tfw capable of making advances properly but too autistic to ever really try to seal the deal

Doesn't help I'm too fucking oblivious to realize the deal is very clearly ready to be sealed until later, in retrospect.

>Implying you can't still get Alzheimer's
You better do those brain exercises man. No slack.

why did you even get tinder

It's not the fame they go after, it's the money. Which Chris has none.

It's okay guys we'll have cured old age within 20 years.

I'm pretty sure my GF would give Chris-chan a shot since she is such a hardboiled flaming SJW... Feels weird man.

>tfw you're almost completely disconnected from the human race and your only link left is through shitposting on Sup Forums
I don't even know how to into people anymore

Show her Chris's "vagina"

That'll dissuade her.

>thinking you can get alzheimers when you're a lich
topkek

So she has a thing for ugly retards with several mental disorders? What's your story?

>OwO
>CwC

>OWO
>CWC

As a guy who gave up and just went with getting laid all the time I can tell you that this is the right choice.
I'll never be pure again ;_; fucking is overrated anyway the girl is making racecar noises while you're like, alright I want to cum and play videogames already

I'm 28 and still not desperate.

Not even SJWs care about Chris.

They tried to paint him as GamerGate to discredit the movement a while back.

>the girl is making racecar noises
A-user...

Are you sure you had sex with a girl?

>Be ugly
>be awkward
>anxious when around other people

I retreat into video games because it makes me feel like i'm worth something even when I know it's only making me worth less

i dont know how to tell you this user but im pretty sure you had sex with a toyota supra

Not a "thing" really. It's just that she really has an interest in genderfluid/trans/gay/whatever recently and just wont shut up about how everyone is equal. She would probably just think of him as a victim of society or some dumb shit like that.

>Not becoming a 20th level Wizard
>Not mastering all the Evocation spells and shooting lightning from your dick

>I have no fucking desire to get laid

This. After college I stopped giving a fuck.

If I was a 10/10 I would be oddly curious what I can do to Chris. I would date him and fuck him, but I would set limits.

Tit/ass groping is fine. Fingering is fine. Then it starts to cost him. If he wants to dick me, his hygiene would have to be impeccable. Any signs of BO and I am out. He'd also start to have to change shit. Mostly his wardrobe. Set fir to every he owns and force him to buy shit that actually looks like. Haircut too. I can deal with him being out of shape, as long as he doesn't look like a total slob. I would reward him with pussy as long as he keeps up his self improvement. I'm just curios if I can fix him.

>b-b-but other people have tried to change him
No one went as far as to give him pussy. I would give him pussy and also psychologically manipulate him into falling in love with me. Just so I can say I did it.

so your gf is a faghag?

women are scary, that's my excuse.

>Any signs of BO and I am out.

Well that means you are out instantly. He shits himself and thinks that Axe replaces showers. Reportedly he smells like rotten watermelons.

>also psychologically manipulate
every time someone says this i just can't imagine that you're not 14 and don't know anything about what you are talking about.

I first got laid when I was 6 with a girl who was also 6.

Your move fags.

So that's what she meant when she said she wanted me to stick it in her carburetor

In this hypothetical scenario I'm a woman, and if there's one thing women are good at it's psychological manipulation.

yeah, right... that's definitely a gender thing and not a thing of intelligence and ruthlessness. also "psychological manipulation" is just so redundant. it sounds like you are trying to sound smart.

>same deal, too shy to really make advances on the women that seem interested because as a teen it was either just them being friendly or they'd lose interest soon after really getting to know me, and I was too oblivious to the women that actually liked me
>people seem surprised when I mention I'm painfully shy with romance/sexual stuff so I guess it's not obvious
>accused of being either gay or blue-balling on a monthly basis
why can't they do it, fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=SqrxOx5eyg4

>Going to tell his sweetheart to be about this one time he got a prostitute
Every time I see this I can't even.

>I have no fucking desire to get laid
>suffering from Klinefelter syndrome
lmao

He was like 27 at the point

I met my wife via Interpals and she is an introvert like me.

Keep falling for the vagina meme, sheeple
Meanwhile I'm just rolling in all the money I'm not spending on pussy

you do realize you're sitting here actually pondering a scenario of you being a hot woman fucking a weird middle aged autistic manchild for the sole purpose of fucking with his head for the amusement of the internet

It's a problem for sure.
Its actually pretty funny. I have no problem whatsoever speaking to women and making goofy jokes and talking to them about stuff and hanging out with them
.
But as soon as it comes to anything flirtatious or sexual or even just physical contact sometimes I just can't do it.
I either find an excuse to leave or stop just before I'm about to do anything or say anything.

The fear is so strong that it's better these days to just to avoid and shut them down as quickly as possible. So they don't get close or friendly.

>be a fat ugly weeb neet
>all you want in life is a fat ugly fujoshit neet gf
How do I make this happen? There has to be someone out there with zero standards and doesn't care about financial stability.

Enjoy being a low testosterone mutant.

Maybe you are gay.

Social expectations. You're the guy, you have to do all the legwork while the girl sits on her butt and waits for someone to show up and ask her out.

My advice. Forget your shyness and be as direct as possible. First time you meet a girl that you're even remotely interested in, walk up to her and ask her if she wants to catch a movie some time in a way that implies you're expecting a yes.

Don't beat around the bush and just say exactly what you want with no consideration for her feelings. You'll be amazed how into much women like guys who don't give a shit what they think.

Yes I'll thoroughly enjoy doing whatever the fuck I want

Humiliation is a great fetish. Imagine a physically perfect woman like Anzu. Then imagine her getting fucked by disgusting middle aged men who chokes her and slaps her and calls her a slut. Pretty much the same thing. What could be more humiliating than taking an autistic bent dick inside your butt? And again, the end game isn't to amuse the internet, it's that pursuit of knowledge and taking the challenge to see if you can clean up the train wreck that is Chris-chan.

Not that user. But I can tell you for sure that it's not as simple as that user.
I know I'm straight. I eye up almost every woman I see with nice assets. But for some reason being physically intimate with a woman terrifies me.

Then again, I'm not very good at physical contact in general. Even someone accidentally brushing me can freak me out internally.
I really feel like I have to trust someone before I can comfortably let them into my personal space.
Maybe I just don't trust women. I can't gauge them at all for sure.

Note: this works best if you actually take care of your looks

Hey man, i'm on hard mode, i'm a twink into bears and most bears aren't into twinks.

Mmmhmm Supra...
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you want to be humiliated by being fucked by one of the most disgusting people on the planet?

Maybe you are bi.
Trusting women is retarded, they arent sane, you can be friends with a man, and more.

strong leap in logic

>racecar noises
Are you pic related?

Yes. But only if I'm magically turned into a hot girl. Why haven't accepted despair into your life user?

Well of course it won't work if your a dirty, smelly, BO riddled shitheel.

But it really should be a given to have at least passable personal hygiene so I didn't mention it.

I paid for sex once, it's nothing special you just stick your dick in her butt while she jerks off and after aboue 3 mins of work you get to cum.

I can cum for free at home with a lot less work.

Not really, just my experience.
I never sought relationships with women even though I'm attracted to them physically, because I simply cannot find comfort in them, they are illogical too often and they expect you to be okay with that, I'll never be okay with that so I gave up for a decade.

With that said, if I didn't grew up in a conservative shithole, I definitely would've realized my faggotry sooner - but it took until 25 to accept it.

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>BO
what's that?

That is true, but remember where we are.

it's okay i want to be gently fondled by a giant woman everyone has their kinks

Thats something entirely different than what the other user mentioned.

Also act like you dont give a shit if they said no.

Pussy is a dime a dozen.

Maybe theres a reason he is terrified of physical intimacy with women.
Or the other user - maybe theres a reason he was oblivious to their advances, or why he is painfully shy.

See this is why I like both but prefer men, logic.

Love makes sex special. You can't buy it.

since when are twinks not just into other twinks?

lol I think the only logical conclusion of this line is that user is better off throwing himself to the wolves and seeing what happens. Too many 'maybes' out of left-field will just needlessly confuse him .

im defective

Sex in a relationship is different then just sex in general.

In a relationship it's more about intimacy and there is more to it than just having sex. Just going to a hooker is more like an expensive way to jerk off unless you're either old and have arthritis in your hands so you can't, or you -need- some kind of warm body to actually get off.

The best way to get your money's worth from an escort is to take advantage of stuff like:
1) does she do fetishes? then go all out on feet or whatever
2) does she do roleplay? then get her to dress up like an anime character and do some some scenario (you both being students and her wanting "help with homework" is a good one)

>tfw can't fap to porn unless the participants seem like they are in love

...

>losing your virginity to someone who doesn't love you

I would hate myself afterwards.

While true one shouldn't narrow down his vision to what I'm saying - but ignoring the possibility completely means an already narrow vision.

Personally I did a lot of introspection at that time and come to the conclusion that "I can't see myself comfortable being in a relationship with a woman, but I can with a man". I'm not gonna give a shit about the world's view on it, I'll do what can make me happy and woman again and again have proven they won't.

>having tinder which requires facebook

I want normies to leave

What's your idea of a bear? What's your idea of a twink?

>it put the last dude she was with to shame, her words
to believe this is to do yourself a dis-service.

>half cherokee
this is clearly a bullshit story.

This, hookers are aid for those who did already and often get sex - just cannot at that time, its like nostalgia, or just doing kinks you otherwise can't.

You're just autistic, a legit one. Not a big puzzle here.

I have a desire to get laid but only by women who don't actually exist.

Would having sex with a perfectly crafted necro-Franken-waifu result in loss of power? Will my magical seed turn her evil?

Bear = Hairy buff/chubby/straight up fat dude
Twink = skinny dude that looks a bit feminine