CWC managed to get laid before the vast majority of Sup Forums

>CWC managed to get laid before the vast majority of Sup Forums

Explain this

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Is this another one of his sonic fan fics?

Nah, he paid for a hooker and complained that it was too dang costly afterwards.

Not only did he pay for a hooker, I have no fucking desire to get laid
>Falling for the vagina meme
>not getting wizard points to stack into necromancy

wasn't this a lie?

I'll be enjoying undeath while all those pleb Normies are shitting their pants and having Alzheimer's

It doesn't feel bad not getting laid if you don't actively try.

Be like me, never leave your house.

I don't want to see another Chris thread until someone confirms he's fucking dead.

Well yeah he already fucked his PS3 way back.

>hooker told him he's the best she ever had
>he genuinely believes this
O Chris you silly bastard

Also
>paying for strange