Shantae Thread

>Types in Shantae in Google Images for drawing reference.
>Gets a bunch of fetish art

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So you gonna post this fetish art?

>implying you weren't drawing fetish art in the first place

That's Posing!

Jojo reference.

>>Types in Shantae in Google Images for drawing reference.
>>Gets a bunch of fetish art
Maybe because that's literally all Shantae is.

Any of it scat? Asking for a friend.

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>missed my chance for physical copy from LRG
I want to die.

Google knows what your heart desires.

I dunno, lets find out shall we?

>the characters in jojo breathe, and so do we!
oh my god i never noticed this

how dare JoJo copy Tolkien since we all know that the men and hobbits breathe

oh my.

thanks, my friend likes it

Does your "friend" happen to like diapers too?

SHANTAE

IS

NOT

FOR

SEXUAL

You say that but clearly that isn't true.

>hates joho
>brings up stand twice
denial fags, when will they ever learn?

Shantae is for snuggles. And then sexual. And then more snuggles.

She grants us all our wishes, whats not to like.

If she's only a half genie, wouldn't that mean she can only grant 1 and 1/2 wishes instead of 3?

I feel like shantae would be the kind of girl to always make lewd jokes and remarks even though she's never taken anything larger than her finger and she's a virgin

So does anyone actually talk about the game?

A wish is a wish you can't say it's only ha-
no not doing that joke.

She fixed a whole town with magic so it's fine.

>get a wish and a monkey paw wish
>you can't tell which will be first
Would Sup Forums still let Shantae grant you your wishes if there was a 50% chance of the first wish completely backfiring on you?

So if I wish for her to be my sex slave there's a chance I'll be hers?

Sign me up.

>half genie hero still hasn't release date
why must you remind me that

It'd be more like she becomes your sex slave but something happens to your dick that prevents you from ever getting hard.

Something that completely fucks your wish over.

Maybe I should wish to be a cute girl like her instead.

Could someone post that image of bashful Shantae please?

Granted, you're the new unwilling star of a really sick kiddie porn snuff film made in a creepy pedo's rape shack out in the woods.

>wish to be a cute girl
>you're now a cute girl but you accidentally fall into a fire and become bacon or something that disfigures you
Monkey paw wishes are never without bad consequences.

But if you become bacon you're no longer cute.

You WERE cute, but then you became bacon.

But also fuck you bacon can still be cute.

What if you wish to be cute and stay cute?

Monkey paw wish would make you cute and stay cute, but sexual predators would probably kidnap and rape you to death over the course of several weeks, if not months.

Though you're a big fucking slut so you'd enjoy it the whole time, wouldn't you?

You'd probably lose your mind and personality, making a dumbo bimbo unaware who you were before it

Not happening. Trying to 'trick' the monkey paw into either not corrupting your wish or trying to trick it into corrupting your wish less results in worse corruption.

What if I asked her to doll me up instead of wishing?

Then it turns you into a statue, a cute statue, but still a statue

Then she'd call you weird for being a boy but wanting to dress up like a girl but would probably help you out anyway.

Need references, OP? No problem. I downloaded the Press Kit back when Pirate's Curse was shown off at E3. Most of it's over 4 mb each, so I'll have to resize the images to fit Sup Forums's limit if you'll wait.

No retards. That's not how it works at all. You would become cute, but your son who died in a factory accident would come home.

cant you upload a zip?

Why do monkeys paws grant wishes anyway? that seems like a really weird thing for wish capability then again rabbits foot gives you luck so who even knows.

>but your son who died in a factory accident would come home
>every wish ever made with a monkey's paw will give you 200 British pounds as reimbursement for the death of your son, resurrect him, then kill him again before you can answer the door
You're fucking retarded.

Sounds good to me. though I think shantae would be a bit teasing about at first but then it'd become more of a regular thing between friends.

This guy sounds more autistic than the baiter bringing up jojo in every thread

You only get three wishes you dense cunt. Even if you used it most effectively you'd only get 600 quid.

And that's when you wish for Shantae to dress as a boy and fuck you with a strap-on.

>blonde shantae
I need more of this

but each wish has a 50% chance of failure so there is a reasonable chance that the wish will be successful

So long as she treats me like a little girl I'm perfectly fine with that if that's what makes her happy.

Result of the Jojo fags.

Why that's an even better idea, user. Here, have the full press kit, including the screenshots and other things! I hope you find it useful in your endeavors.

www17.zippyshare.com/v/ENRdk2SD/file.html

Who else is watching Shimmer and Shine to get their genie girl fix until Wayforward deliver the goods?

Ora Ora xD
Read the manga

Man, Kei and Yuri really will do anything for a buck.

Thanks mate

It's just discs

Only Yuri, based on the doujins I've seen.

Its just a hollow case with a disc.

Kei is purest Angel.

barpp

Post the mermaid
you know the one
Do it

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when the fuck does the game release?

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soon

Finally, a Shantae image I haven't seen yet.

>get married to shantae
>mfw

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>wish to know which wish is the monkey paw wish
>either first one is and you don't get a second wish
>or the second one is the monkey paw
If it were the latter, wouldn't that mean there are two monkey paw wishes? Could I trap her in a technicality?

If it's the latter, you wasted a normal wish on something fucking retarded. It'd be the equivalent of wishing to know what you want to wish for or wishing for more wishes.

Can't you just wish to marry her like a normal person?

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>Launches Shantae from Steam Library for drawing reference
>Gets a bunch of fetish material

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Like scat material? Still just asking for a friend.

sylvie is my waifu

wish that the monkey paw wont fuck up your wish and then make your wish.

>wish the monkey paw won't fuck up your wish
>something always inexplicably causes Shantae to distract her from ever allowing you to tell her your wish

Make the first wish the one you want, and the second to be to negate the monkey's paw effect.

If the first one was the true wish, the monkey's paw wish would cancel itself out, thus allowing you to still make the monkey's paw wish.

If the first one was the monkey's paw wish, the true wish will cancel out the effects of the monkey's paw

that's not how monkey paw works

I am the friend, very much so

I figured doing it in the reverse order would be a sure fire way to not fuck up

Who is best girl and why is it Rottytops?

I would cum inside Shantae and take responsibility

Shanty>Rotty>Risky>>>>>>>Sky

Why is Sky so worst?

short hair and dumb smile.

Every series that gets popular with large portions of the internet has people think everything that ever happens is a reference of their show. It happened with Ponies too and it's happening with Jojo.

For the time being expect literally every character with strong facial features to have countless people say "OH SHIT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE TO NOTICE THAT THIS IS A JOJO REFERENCE AM I?"

Because i want to fuck with her, not fuck her. Shantae would be a top tier friend.

you're a dumb smile

God damn that's almost too much hips.

I want to put my penis inside Rotty and feel her maggots crawl their way into my dickhole.

No such thing as too much hips for Shantae~

wat

How can you say you love someone if you don't want to get a mouthful of her rotting vaginal corpse pus?

will the next entry, introduce her shota brother?

the kid is obviously an ass/hips man,