Who is the worst and/or most useless video game character you have come across?

Who is the worst and/or most useless video game character you have come across?

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let me know when rydia can cast METEO

Oh that's right she CAN'T

but she can

>Shitting on one of the few interesting characters in FFIV

kys

Rydia is a talent, born from a bloodline of Callers
Tellah is just a normal dude that through hard work became a sage

>everyone FF4 fucking dies but JUST KIDDING IM ACTUALLY ALIVE LOL
>except tellah

why

Well shit.

Anyways, that's not a fair comparison because Tellah's physical stats actually go down when he levels up instead of increasing, and his max MP is incapable of raising, both of these are because he's an old man and he's not in the party for any parts where his low stats would become a hindrance. He's not by any means a useless character, in fact he frees Kain from the mind control.

>GBA version
>not DS (or its PC port)
>not PSP

WHY

he already dead

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>old man
>less agility, strength and intellect than a baby
>higher evasion and precision despite being old

Also the worst designed class in the game

In fact, if you grind enough, she can even learn it as a child

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Rydia is a beast

Doesn't he lose stats as he level? He's old and shit.

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Its a toss up between these two.

No contest.

This character is so fucking worthless and a retard trap.

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>sucking at the game

>unironically using aht
>killing trash inefficiently and handling bosses like a fucking retard
>getting cockblocked by the final boss for being a fucking retard

The game shows you that you can have several consecutive turns in a row right from the start. How exactly can people be so retarded that they can't pick up the games most fundamental and important mechanic? Holy fuck

Palom and Porom are miles better than Rydia and Rosa

If you used a game genie code to level everyone up to 99 you'd see the difference. palom and porom have higher stats and have more potent spells

It's a shame that they turn to stone and are replaced.

aht is possibly the most overpowered character in the game
she makes every battle including bosses very trivial

Your argument is not clearing up how he's useful to use when compared to Rydia. It's a fair comparison because they're both magewizardsorcerorssexicons

>Suitcase has belts to keep it closed
>It's open and belts are actually separate ribbon things
What

Rydia leading the team

The whole point of his character is that he was once a powerful sage, but now he's so old that he can't remember his spells, and when he does, his most powerful spell kills him on use. Literally a frail old man in both the story and gameplay.

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Prince of Cannock

The PC port is trash. It's not a direct port of the DS version like the PSP version was. It's an emulation of the mobile port of the DS version, with locked 20fps for battles. It's fucking awful. The PC/Steam releases of the FF games from III-VI (and IVTAY) are all absolute trash due to they're all being shitjobs of the mobile versions.

>Any FF character more useless than Edward
Yeah, no.

This motherfucker, and his predecessors.

piros was fucking awesome, not useless

More like Prince of Cuck

you need to land both attacks to deal 8 dmg while the fucker right only need to attack once and deals 10 dmg with a single attack. And he has better evasion across the board too what makes him an endgame char.

user anybody will seem useless compared to the best character in the final fantasy franchise.

>posting based Tellah
>not this useless fuck

forgot to mention lightning is the best character by the way so anyone will seem useless compared to her

>Who is the worst and/or most useless video game character you have come across?

A trashcan that is forced on you.

>its not a direct port of the DS version like the PSP version was.
But the psp version if based off the gba version and its by far the best available version

Man I hate him and his sprite.

I fucked up and was thinking of the PSP version of FFIII. Still, the PSA about the PC versions of III-VI is important.

Yeah the pc versions are pretty terrible

Freddy is a cool dude but yeah he's not great, his wife fights better.

I found her useful when she was forced in the party but never really used her outside of those times.

:^)

As someone from /tg/ put it:

Glory:
>I need you to help me lay waste to a creepy satanist murder-rape-cabin

Eiger:
>I need you to help me hunt down the fuckers that got my team killed

Dieter:
>I need you to help me beat some ass and save my cousin/son/whatever from getting indoctrinated into a bunch of bad skinhead mother fuckers

Dante:
>Bark Bark

Blitz:
>I miss my girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlfrieeeeeend, can you get us back together pleeeeeeeease?


Blitz may be good to have around for the banter but he's a fucking idiot

The worst party member is Rosch though. Even on 9x9 bosses, Aht can still contribute with Polaris and inflating chain count via Dancing Death and on battles where moving enemies are a thing, she's incredibly potent especially for low level games.

Rosch does literally the second highest damage after Gafka, debuffs in almost all his attacks, has the biggest atk buff on a single target and is the tankiest character, on the game where speed is the least useful stat thanks to the turn mechanic.

Aht does the lowest damage outside traps and traps are already weaker than chaining attacks together.

>bosses trivial
She relies in traps and her ability to chain attacks is shit, she gets one attack to do that and super late, plus everyone else gets an attack like that except better. shes actually the worst character to take on bosses.

>Rydia and Tellah are useless but not Edward

????????????????

>Bark Bark
kek

But Edward is fucking baller. Did you even play the GBA remake? Did you even play The After Years?

The PSP version has those fucking ugly, stiff sprites for the playable characters though. Gross.

I think he means Tellah is shit, and is comparing to a character six levels below him. Rydia is an amazing character.

Your entire party besides the active character under your control.

God this game looks so beatiful. But because it's not lewd I'm not playing it. End of story. Bring back the rack

>No Colette posted yet

Being stuck with that shitty character is the worst.

It looks beautiful but it's a god awful game that people liked only because MUH GIBLI, probably thinking Miyazaki made it.

Rosch's biggest problem (and Gafka) for that matter is that they have shit availability relative to the rest of the cast due to the plot. While they are strong they're likely to be way behind everyone else which hurts them. That one LLG run of RH on pretty much reinforces this.

That's the main reason why most people consider Aht to be better because she's almost always around to soak up EXP and traps are one of the easier sources of big damage early on in the game.

Para Ball is one of the strongest and most spammable attacks in ToS and Colette can abuse spell cancel.

>t. Thénardier

All of you lose.

That archer chick from Legend of Dragoon. Both of them.

I still beat the game with them in my party the whole time.

This fucking guy and his fucking face.

>Any answer other than Kongol in LoD

His daughter too.

>almost entire endgame is magic focused
>takes twice as much damage from magic compared to any other party member

he's actually op as fuck lategame in conjunction with birdy

you can 1 shot every boss in the game with him essentially

Worst character also has worst chapter, what a coincidence. How did he become popular enough to get spin off games?

>tfw more capable of saving a kid from a nazi youth league, putting down a group of satanists, tracking down the man who killed a team of special forces, and killing a literal dragon as part of a world-ending conspiracy than getting Blitz his gf back.

Really a good chunk of that is her fault though, if she'd have just told him something even vague I'm sure it wouldn't have made him restless as fuck and continuing to search for her.

Why would anyone literally grind that much just to get her to learn that?

Being an FF autist is one helluva drug

To see if it works that way.

Same reason people try to beat "supposed to lose" bosses. To see what happens or if it works.

One of the few times WORLD OF STR will actually fail late in the game.

Magic rules all in DDS.

I was going to defend her, then i remembered the bit in disc 3 where sometimes she won't cast spells or summon. Thankfully, on my lat playthrough, i think it only happened once, but it's still the worst.

I once grinded to 99 to get Quistis her Shockwave Pulsar slightly after Dollet.

>Only Lance Partizan in the entire game
>Just sell all the spears I pick up

Isn't DDS really focused around terrorizing the enemy and then using one hit kill hunt moves though? I mean, I know it's not like that for bosses, but generally every random encounter in the game is best dealt with by using hunt to restore some HP/MP and get extra XP.

>leveling up in FF8

Shit man, were you even able to beat the game after that? I played it normally the first time not realizing enemies leveled with you and at like level 50 Ultimecia still took an hour to beat.

Edward has been consistently buffed each time the game has been re-released, to the point where he's actually broken as hell in his healing/support role now.

Tellah is fine while you have him in your party. The only FF4 character that is actually useless is Edward. And he gets amazing if you play the GBA or PSP version and gets his special harp which boost his attack to an insane degree.

>ed
>not the accountant chick from AF
plus ed is OP if you actually level him.

>topic
remember escort quests where the guy just runs into danger and you pretty much have to suicide mission to your destination to keep them alive? that guy. fuck that guy.

It's a game exclusively about the meta.

I think I have played it everyway possible and I still enjoy it.

Hell I mean spend like 1 hour grinding on the beach at the begining and you will never have to grind/draw magic/ ever after that.

I hate the draw complainers, because it means they didn't look at their GFs once or listen to any tutorial about them.

GBA is honestly the best version. The only downside is the music and attack bug. Both both of those can be fixed with a patch. PSP and DS (which is the PC version) are not actually that good and the bonus with After Years is less than worthless.

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is there anyone more useless?

low attack power, lower defense, low hp

the only thing shes good for is killing metal slimes

And yet shes easily one of the best in DQ musho

They really ruined her by making her a communist. Accents were a mistake.

That's literally not how it works.

Heat does have some use, but since you're probably going to be pumping up Serph's stats evenly, and there aren't enough good physical skills that you can't just dump them on Serph, he's a bit redundant. He's good at Hunt skills though, and the few end-game physical skills like Ragnarok are very worthwhile.

Now this cunt, on the other hand... I'm amazed that they were actually able to fix him in the second game.

>Taloon
>Worse
Never in my life have I've seen a guy with taste as bad as you.

It looks cool I think, but I have no idea what's going on when I have one in my party.

>Isn't DDS really focused around terrorizing the enemy and then using one hit kill hunt moves though?
Yes, but it indeed won't work on bosses so you have to balance your build around eating and other things. IIRC DDS1 was balanced pretty badly and there was an instant kill hunt attack that had ridiculously high chance of eating terrorized enemies and you got it pretty early. Also as far as I know, the characters didn't get any benefit for focusing on the element they resist so it was a better idea to build according their weaknesses to make sure they always have the void skills they need.

Fucking Palom and Porum outshoned his old ass. But he was supposed to be frail, old, and about to keel over so it would make sense that the youngest surpass him and his weakness become apparent.

Imagine that, his class and stats reflecting him as an old man, and not as a mere tool to spam magic

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I think he meant siren to level 100, which you need unless your on the pc version. Probably just had siren on quistis...? maybe

>Colette
>Bad

If you control her you can literally destroy everything in second spamming ParaBall. She might be one of the STRONGEST characters

DS version is garbage
PSP version is good but they screwed up really badly with the text font, it's hideous

Proof japan doesn't understand belts

He doesn't learn very good magic attacks, his physical are also not the best, and poor SP pool.

Thankfully the game is pretty easy, so you can still use him. But I would say hes the worst party member, probably followed by Naoto, then Teddy.