You have to play an hour of the last game you played at a rather standard pace...

You have to play an hour of the last game you played at a rather standard pace, but every time you take damage one of your ballsack hairs is pulled out.
What is your experience like?

Well, that's a weird one.

>Dragon Quest VII

So if I just avoid monsters for an hour or so I'll be good.

i'd take damage just to get my sack bald

I've never shaved my balls, or my penis area in general. Should I?

HAHA! Jokes on you! I shave my nutsack every other day. No damage done baby! Smooth, gf liked to pop them in her mouth like two blowpops. Shit's nice.

CS: GO

welp I'm fucked

IT'S

I already shave my balls though with a standard razor and I've never cut myself.

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>MonHun 4U
I'll just fish for an hour desu
I'm sure I needed 999 Sushifish anyways

Fully shaved down there, no problem.

NUTSACK

Yeah, it's pretty nice once you're done with it.

>Payday 2
I'm just going to run Shadow Raid twice and be careful with falling off of places

Mount & blade
I'm good, behind 7 walls of spears and crossbows.

I'm dead

your bollocks will get pinched eachtime instead

Hyper Light Drifter

id have to either git gud or experience agony

not too confident

>ffxiv
queue as ranged dps, pray the tank is good

that's fine I'm a masochist

who's gonna pull the hair out?

>Bamham City

Even on The Hardest I'm pretty good. Depending on the section I could simply jump over a few dudes, but for the sake of this I'll say it was a challenge map and probably fuck up a couple times depending on the enemies makeup.

>Project Diva F 2nd

Easy

I don't remember the last game I played

>Ring Runner
>even my best ship for dodging which can teleport faster than an edgy anime character is still built to tank because there's no fucking way anyone will dodge everything in that game

John Flynt

well i only have a few ball hairs

i would be playing hitman also

>not doing 4 stores with ATM ecm jammers

have fun with sore ballsacks

>Witcher 3 on nightmare
I guess I'll just use Quen forever

w-whatever
i'd let anyone touch my balls

Mario Party 10

>starcraft 2

wew lad

I play a tank in WoW and that's my fetish

Can I heal your balls?

I shave my balls until they're like Krillin's head

>Valkyria Chronicles

Anyone else pull out pubic hairs like regularly anyway?
It's a nice comfy feeling.

>my summer car
the only time you get damaged is when you die, I've gotten pretty good at driving to the store without crashing and dying in agony so I think I'll be fine

it's not nice and it's definitely not comfy

It's called trichotillomania. It's a nice feeling until you realize your pubic hair is a fucking mess.

Bonus round: Who would you have doing the pulling?

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>Bioshock on Hard
Ow.

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>metroid prime.

Uh oh.

that's an interesting conundrum, does the damage count to the pube pulling if it's units being damaged?
if so, a battle in a grand strategy game would be like getting your scrotum waxed in one go

>Dawn of War
So does this mean literally every time a unit takes damage?

Yeah...
I admit, you're right about that one. Not like anyone else is doing to see anyway though so fuck it.

I sometimes pull out my own ballsack hair because I enjoy the sensation

CKII, what would you count as damage in this game?

Don't be dumb and fall for the "cleanly shaving your pubes" meme. It's more work than it's worth, and you'll probably end up with major itchiness for a couple of days afterwards. Basically, don't shave them down to skin level, but just trim them to a very short length. It still feels nearly as good as having it completely shaven.

>killer instinct

With your mouth? Gladly

I just do my area with 3mm trimmer every month.

>doom
I thought chaingunners couldn't get any worse but this is a fucking nightmare

>Titanfall 2

My boys are going bald.

agent 47

Oh god please no

source that pic user, image search cant find it