I hate this piece of shit with a flaming fucking passion

I hate this piece of shit with a flaming fucking passion

May the lord damn anyone who's given it praise

Give me a reason why you think this is a good game and I'll refute you easily

Yeah, this one was fking trash, mainly bcause the online was frustrating as hell.

May we never speak of this ever again

not just that faggot

it's miraculous they put so much effort into the online and it turned out how it did. They should be fucking ashamed.

I'll agree. The pacing is just all sorts of fucked up.
Shit starts moving too fast after Syria and the game before that is just too slow.

what about that pirate section nigga

talk about the most pointless series of chapters in any fucking game, literally wasn't included for any reason outside of showing off new water tech.

The reason they DO give for including it is downright retarded. Marlowe and Talbot "hired" ramses for the sake of getting rid of drake, as opposed to just killing him themselves. Did the writers shit themselves? it's literally the dumbest explanation they could've possibly given, there's plenty of other ways they could've made the pirates relevant to the story.

> I'll refute you easily
Why wait, bash away, it is not like you need someone to call it good before you are allowed to rant about why it is not.

But if you somehow do, here´s a freebe: "the game had a sublime story, incredible graphics, thrilling gameplay, 11/10"

its fun

I agree with you.

I thought the MP was fun

nah, the game is pretty fucking great

fuck off, op

So did they EVER explain why the final boss didnt die that one time? Also the stories in these games have always been shit. Like in 2, the game just throws this random ass Russian merc at you as the main antagonist but your left wondering who the fuck he is and where he came from

>Literally Indiana Jones: the game
How could you hate this game OP? It's was the best game series if the last console generation
>Inb4 hurrrr assains cred

It's way more Mission Impossible + James Bond Villian than Indiana Jones.

Which I prefer, it's a fantastic series.

I love pulpy action adventure.

Hand to hand combat was a huge stepup

>Like in 2, the game just throws this random ass Russian merc at you as the main antagonist but your left wondering who the fuck he is and where he came from
It's a typical adventure story trope. It happened all the time in indiana jones, with random Nazis.

That's bullshit, plus it broke the stealth system. I can't tell you how many times I tried to snap someone's neck and ended up getting in a fist fight with them instead.

Plus whenever you got into a shootout, the enemy AI would constantly try to flank you to engage in retarded melee, which is just retarded.

He is heralded as a hero but no one talks about his long, long list of victims. He's literally a serial.killer

I love Uncharted 1 and 2 but the third game sucks. Here are the three main complaints people throw at the Uncharted series:

>All cutscenes no gameplay
>Too highly scripted
>Climbing segments are too linear

These are not true for 1&2. People only said these things back then because they had an axe to grind. The first game especially is a pretty fun action game. But with Uncharted 3 these complaints are absolutely true and I am 100% with everyone who calls it a movie.

Don't forget the bullet sponge enemies and running out of ammo rather quickly

Stealth sucked in 3. Everyone had ears like a goddamn fox and I just gave up trying to stealth at the airport

ive played every uncharted but 4 and i feel like 2 was the peak. after 2 had the jumoing between cars in the snow, the franchise keeps trying to top it. 3 was fun with the houses, but a bit too unrealistic for me. 4 has nate being dragged by crane and jumping onto motocycles and its even more ridiculous. the only uncharted game not to have that kind of set piece was the vita one which was incredibly bland. its getting obvious they cant top what made 2 so great. 3 had sprinting and throwing grenades which felt really unnecessary. the desert level felt cool, but was undermined by nate being fine themoemnt he sees a group of enemys an can fight like it never happened. it made replaying the game annoying since all you do is walk. also, bad character models and plot holes

were the tarot cards even explained?

FUCKING SHOTGUN GUYS IN 2 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

forgot to mention the boatyard. the creative director specifically said they thought of set pieces first, then built the plot around it. if they did that on the previous games, i didnt notice, but it was painfully obvious in 3 with how contrived this level was.

Bump

Killing people in self defense doesn't make you a serial killer, dipshit.

Yeah, that pirate section was fucking pointless. It took so long and had literally zero meaning for the plot or anything.

He was suppose to be some sort of illusionist, but they forgot to tell/show that.

This and the whole "chase Talbot around city". What was a point of that, why did he started running, he could just stay there and let Marlowe's men take care of Drake.

Fun fact - the game disc has 22gb of video files (3D video included)

The 50gb disc of a game is more than half video data and half game data (whole game is 42gb or so even if its a 50gb disc)

thats right

this game is more video than game

Technically so is MGR.
like 4GB game, 22GB video.

Hell, same with any ps1 squaresoft RPG.

You're saying this like it's the only game that does that. The PC port of FFXIII is fucking huge because of uncompressed audio and Revengeance had the same problem with video.

i havent looked at the data for those but yes its essentially that (fuck uncompressed audio)

its about 19gb game and 22gb video for uncharted 3.

i appreciate the inclusion of 3d video at least

Stay mad
Nintendo will NEVER be able to make games as good as Naughty Dog.

>tfw TLoU is still the GOAT game objectively
>tfw UC4 will probably be GotY16
>tfw no matter how much losers over here whine it will not change

Feels good

This, its why I hated 4. 4 tried to take itself way to serious with cuckman instead of just being a run and gun with a stupidly appealing story.

>UC4 will probably be GotY16
Nah, nobody talks about it anymore, even 2 months later it was dead silent about it.
Yet, Overwatch has tons of porn being made day after day.

If there is any measure about popularity, it is unhealthy affection with a given game, and overwatch's is very unhealthy.

Well I refute it, easily.