*click*

*click*
*click click*
>wahoo!
*click*
>yippee!
*click*
>its'a me!

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youtu.be/72F_-_evvrA
youtube.com/watch?v=ImDAD5zN4j8
nhentai.net/g/177013/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

youtu.be/72F_-_evvrA

>plane does a wheelie
>switch flies away and kills a toddler behind him
What the fuck was Ninty thinking?

Quentin! We've talked about making these threads! Get downstairs and do your chores!

Remember when this meme was good?

Neither do I.

But keep spamming it. I'm sure we'll eventually look back on it as a timeless classic meme

Why is it playing Mario 64 music when he's playing Skyrim?

>decide to play my new switch on my flight to help pass time
>hear a raspy breathing coming from across the aisle
>look over
>some fat guy with a scraggly beard running down his neck is staring at me
>"can I help you?"
>"YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL OR ELSE YOUR LITTLE TOY MIGHT FLY OUT THE WINDOW IF THE PLANE DRIVER DECIDES TO TURN"
>think maybe he's retarded for a second, but realize that his labored rasps are some form of laughter so it might've been a joke
>"YOU SHOULD GET A REAL HANDHELD, LIKE MY VITA"
>he pulls out a small handheld system, recognise it because my overweight cousin who still lives with his mother has one
>he switches it on and loud, hyperactive music comes out of the speakers
>Japanese voices accompany it
>"NOW THIS IS A REAL GAME"
>he points the screen towards me so I can read the title
>Senran Kagura: Tactical Booby Jiggle Action
>flight attendant walks up to him
>sir, I'm going to have to ask you to turn your device down, you're disturbing the other passengers"
>"YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, MOOOOM HELP"
>a tired, frail woman leans forwards, didn't even know she was there because her sons body fat was blocking her
>"honey, just listen to the nice lady, please..."
>"BUT MOOOOOOM"
>"baby, please, just put on your headphones, mommy needs her sleep"
>he let's out an exaggerated sigh, "FIIINE"
>decide to put away my switch for the moment because the battery was almost completely drained during that entire conversation

>plane jumps
>switch falls through the floor and decapitates a guy
Tendy why

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>what is acute subchronic centrifugal kinetic acclimation
its like how do you even stand up on a plane like how do you not just go flying backwards when its moving so fast under your feet

Is he still legally allowed to be online since getting arrested for talking online about planing to committing a school shooting?

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@356637510(op)
>What are headphones?

Gamma sauce pls m8

Modded

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Based Quentin save us from the mandchild menace

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for real though, where does this guy come from

>Plane turns
>Switch decapitates nigger in his sleep

I'm buying 6 Switches

>Hey guys look I posted the same unfunny thing again!
>Haha the nintoddlers are mad because I keep posting the same thing over and over this is funny!
>Why have any real discussion about anything when we can all just piss each other off by posting shitty bait?

I don't fucking understand this place anymore. Also he's wearing headphones you fucking autist, if you're going to shitpost with the same thing every fucking day you could at least try harder

I don't know it user sorry

So, he was like Barneyfag but with videogames in public and shit?

Yeah, what the fuck?

Whoever made this shitty game need to fix it, real life is literally unplayable right now.

>Attention passengers, as the plane is making ready to take off we ask that you turn off all electronic devices for the duration of the trip.

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>moooooooooooomm they're making fun off nintendo again!!!!

>The Diamon Dogs

Lookmales

sony should be holding a vita in a coffin

youtube.com/watch?v=ImDAD5zN4j8

Matthew Goode, specifically his role as Ozymandias in Watchmen

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>caring about what others think of you
sage this dumbass bait thread, kys OP

I think it's that Ozzymandis guy from Watchman

top kek

As much as I hate these threads, they're fucking hilarious though.

This thread was here yesterday, and I'm still confused.

Why is there a Lenovo Chinkpad shopped in? What are the clicks supposed to represent?

>Quentin was a disgusting Proddyshit
Figures.

You can have electronics on for the entire trip as long as they aren't trying to connect to the internet, dumb ass. Have you flown anywhere in the past eight years?

autistic tripfag

>>decide to put away my switch for the moment because the battery was almost completely drained during that entire conversation
kek

>take out Nintendo™ Switch™ on plane
>get printed out Acceptable/Manchild posts thrown at me unti stewardess escorts him off the plane
It's just like my vidya imageboards

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I don't give a flying fuck about Nintendo. What I DO give a fuck about is retards like you who only post here to piss people off. What the fuck is fun about that? How is the only goddamn threads on this board being "HAHA NINTENDO FANS ARE BABIES XD" "LOLOLOL HAVE FUN WITH YOUR LEFTOVERS PC PEASANTS" "SONY KEKED YET AGAIN PEE CEE MASTER RACE XDD" None of you faggots ever talk about videogames, all you fucking do, day after day, is just take massive dumps into an endless stream of piss. I don't even know why the fuck I, or anyone else, bother to come here, because no real discussion ever takes place, because the second anyone says anything positive fifty shitposters show up screaming about how they're a shill.

Of course because you're brain damaged, someone getting upset at you is exactly what you want, so you're welcome.

It depends on the airline actually as in 2010 I was on a flight where the cabin crew were breaking my balls for using a laptop in flight.

hows that nigger foot licking pope going for ya

The faithful endure, as we always have.

Nice blog post faggot

TL;DR

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*tappa tappa tappa*
>construct additional pylons
*tappa tappa tappa*
>we're under attack!
*tappa tappa tappa*
>*high score*

Please, explain to me how acting like a fucking autist all day instead of actually talking about video games is entertaining.

I'm genuinely curious, I don't understand the thought process.

>wanting a girlfriend
Sick. They're all after your money.

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That movie was alright as far as capeshit goes.

It's a sad story. Prepare your tissues.

nhentai.net/g/177013/

Look up drugs and mind break on exhentai. Shouldn't take too long to find it.

Well, I can tell you the character is a Russian Destroyer Ship from Kancolle, Hibiki.

Calle Borjesson, an autistic dicklick that loved to specify acceptable behavior as a type of groupthink

*cli-
>Builds speed for 12 hours
>properly align qpus
>Raise scuttlebug
*HERE WE GOO*
>Plane reach it's destination
-ck*

It was more:
*tappa tappa tappa*
>Shit what was his name again?
*tappa tappa tappa*
>If I can finish this before I land then things will be on track for Thursday.
*tappa tappa tappa*
>*Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to turn off your computer.*

>decide to put away my switch for the moment because the battery was almost completely drained during that entire conversation
Got me

Does anyone have the video, I believe it was called "Quentin encounters stoner in the park" or something.

Been looking for it for a while, I think it might be lost forever.

You never know what you got, til you frame him for threatening to shoot up a school

>puts in headphones
>sound comes out of speakers

Thats a speaker hes plugging in. We have been over this

At the very least, it could have gone a whole lot worse.

It should have been a sign for what to expect from Snyder's DC movies though.

>headphones aren't plugged in all the way
>don't realize the sound is coming from the speakers and everyone can hear you
this happened to me once, fucking kill me

Then what's that on his ears?

Wait. That's a laptop. And a Lenovo one too.

Is he playing the built-in spyware game?

Needs the sound of the buttons clicking.

Why don't you just not come into the thread? Nobody here is actually getting pissed off besides you. Just light banter and shooting the shit. Again it kind of seems like
>moooooooom they're making fun of Nintendo again!

Hearing aids. Stop being so insensitive

>Plug headphones in
>commence watching of sexy times
>realize something is not right, it should be louder
>realize it was the microphone jack

>plane does a barrel roll
>passengers die
The fuck Nintendo?

Hes listening to music

Yes actually, the flight attendants actually took my ipod for the duration of the flight

>be on an American plane
>"Its good thing I brought my Nintendo Switch (TM) because now I can have some fun!"
>can't take all of it out of my carry on just yet as the plane is taking off and the trays need to be up
>decide to just take out the controllers
>guy beside me gives me a strange look and leaves his seat
>moments later I hear someone yell "DON'T DO IT SCUM BAG!"
>get startled and stand up to see what is going on
>get shot by an air marshal for having something that looks like a detonator
>everyone in the plane starts clapping

>thought process
Thats the problem, there is none.

>plane transforms into a boat halfway through journey
>switch falls overboard, bludgeoning the last of an endangered species of pufferfish to death

FFS Nintendo!

Can you believe this fucking manchild dog is playing his Nintendo in public?

we all ktfb

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>plane gains sentience halfway through the flight
>Hacks the switch and uses it to slaughter the crew and passengers by stuffing tiny controllers down their throats
Come the fuck on Nintendo.

>Skynet hacks plane mid flight
>uses info from Switch to target key worldwide landmarks
>due to NoA localization no government, military or financial targets are hit but all petting zoos, Chuck E Cheeses and lemonade stands are obliterated

God damn it Nintendo, can't do one thing right!

>>be on an American plane
>>everyone in the plane starts clapping
>>"Its good thing I brought my Nintendo Switch (TM) because now I can have some fun!"
>>everyone in the plane starts clapping
>>can't take all of it out of my carry on just yet as the plane is taking off and the trays need to be up
>>everyone in the plane starts clapping
>>decide to just take out the controllers
>>everyone in the plane starts clapping
>>guy beside me gives me a strange look and leaves his seat
>>everyone in the plane starts clapping
>>moments later I hear someone yell "DON'T DO IT SCUM BAG!"
>>everyone in the plane starts clapping
>>get startled and stand up to see what is going on
>>everyone in the plane starts clapping
>>get shot by an air marshal for having something that looks like a detonator
>>everyone in the plane starts clapping

Now its an American flight!

I haven't laughed so hard in months

kek, who and why did someone even come up with these meme hahahaha

V-tech just kicked in yo

Eh, somewhat better than that other faggot's video that was drawn out for 8 minutes.

>plane actually took a sudden turn

based

May day, may day, may day, we are losing altitude fast! We require immediate assistance!
>*YAHOO!*
Hello? W-what do you mean you can't hear me?
>*DING DING DING*
Do you copy me? Hello? I'm awaiting instructions. Do you copy- ?
>*YIPEEEEEEEEEE*

>Quentin could have waited 3 years and had his shitposting be widely accepted on Sup Forums

8/8 it was ok

>no big guys, master plans, or anything

FTFY

>MOM! COME HERE! QUICK! I DID IT! I POSTED IT AGAIN! I POSTED THE SAME FUCKING THREAD AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! MOM COME LOOK! SEE WHAT I DID? IT'S THE SAME JOKE FOR THE THOUSANDTH FUCKING TIME!

check my 1 faggots

truuuu

>be an actual aerospace engineer
>mfw these threads