The talk about JRPGs has made me curious...

The talk about JRPGs has made me curious. What is a JRPG with cute lewd girls for PC or something emulatable where I don't have to stare at pixelated sprites for 90% of the time?

how do i get a girl to like me

get rich

Money

Be attractive and/or have money

salty milk and coins

I don't have money

I'm not attractive

wat do

Memesters will tell you money but it's literally all about looks

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charisma

Just have good genetics and be attractive. :^)

Find someone with the same self-esteem as you do.
Or you could start liking yourself more, that's the deal if you are looking for happiness

b urself bro

Okay, several of you "gamer guys" have tried asking me, a "Gamer" Girl out on a date. Yes, I am an attractive girl and yes, I do play video games sometimes. I have a wonderful boyfriend who is better than you could possibly be. However, for other single girls, follow this guide.

Prior to even approaching me, try fulfilling some BASIC requirements.

Have a LIFE. Have at least a dozen friends you hit up for weekend outings with at least 30 more you can say "sup" to on a daily basis. Your only worth is a social being.
Good looks. White teeth, shower 2x a day and do it right, proper shaving, cologne, styled hair
Video games are fine but in moderation. A few rounds of guitar hero (with FRIENDS, be social) or wii sports is nice per week. Playing your World of Wizards on your laptop all day makes you a disgrace
Be attractive. We girls uphold our end, you need to get a tan, hit the damn gym. We dont require a six-pack when it's not beach week, but get some big muscles, a V-shaped torso, definition.
Have hobbies. Play sports, be in clubs, fraternities. Someone with no membership is a loser!
Tall. Seriously GTFO you 5'8" pygmy men, I thought you went extinct 40,000 years ago
Size matters! 7" or so minimum, and be thick. No girl likes a pencil in her vag, feels bad man. Also please dont have a gross anteater dick, get that cheesy slime snipped!
You must know how to handle a girl. If you need any instructions, you're a failure. Pleasure us for hours, foreplay begins hours before sex, don't last any less than half an hour jesus
Be successful. If you're 18 you better have worked for 2-3 years and be off to a good college. If you're 22 you should be employed and making more than 60k. If you live with your parents past 18, don't even walk in my field of vision
Most importantly, EXPERIENCE. If you haven't dated before, you wont know how to handle a girl. This is common sense, you gotta be skilled with girls to get with us, Capich?

This shit will never not trigger me.

actual autism

did he get his chin extended?

Vertical stripes.

Holy shit it's worse than I thought.

anyone else hates how their lifes have turned out because we decided to stay inside and play videogames instead of going out and playing football or some other normie shit ?

god i fucking hate my self.

great larping m8

Start going to the gym or something else that's productive. It's not too late to unfuck yourself.

I don't hate myself, but knowing that I'll die a lonely virgin sucks. Disappointing my parents is probably the worst thing about it.

I am fucking hungry now.

You're talking like you can't do anything about it anymore, user

Should have learned an instrument. Now you'll never impress people with a sick 2hu piano cover.

Thanks for kill my dreams

She's Canadian

Stop masturbating so much if you do, not joking. Your lack of energy and general bitch attitude is due to rising estrogen release from jackin off too much. Semen retention helps in your ability to go and get things done because you're riding on higher testosterone. That's also the reason why it feels great to not wack it for a week then finally do it.

Why does disapointing anyone has anything to do with you?

Looks > Money >>>> Personality

>anyone else hates how their lifes have turned out because we decided to stay inside and play videogames instead of going out and playing football or some other normie shit ?


You would have hated your life then as well. You would resent yourself for not having done what you really enjoyed, you'd piss and moan about your "fake friends", and you'd be no better off.

Happiness isn't a place, it's a way of life. Live happy, nothing you ever find or achieve will reward you with happiness, you must find it within yourself and within an acceptance of your life.

Not him but I masturbate only once a day right before I go to bed and I still feel like being a lazy sack of shit 24/7.

>TFW I never have and still feel this way
I don't understand

this is a lie. havent you ever seen hot girls with ugly dudes? it's pretty common. it really just comes down to personality, which most of us don't have because we spend all our time yelling at each other on a tibetan crotcheting board

Ever wonder why old people buy Corvettes and sports cars? Because at 80+, they realize that they are still alive.

Would you mind if I appoint you to a video that might help?

Releasing once a day is still too much.

What if you have held it in for 3 months

Try not doing it for a week, and see what you get done in the time you spent not doing it.

How the fuck have you never wacked it

You've never once jacked off

I don't believe you

This is a meme that doesn't work. Autosuggestion

No remorse, no regret.
I'm only curious about "what if", but not like I'll ever know anyway.

You can't you are either born with chad genes or not.

No. I've come to the realization that anything I do, or would do, is superficial and pointless so I may as well just continue doing what I enjoy.
I once thought I should travel the world more because that's what other people seemed to be doing. When I actually thought about it I asked myself: "why?" So I would have an interesting story to tell? Why would I care about that, I barely talk to anyone in the first place? I don't even like talking to people in my own language why would I think would be enjoyable to talk to people in different language? If I wanted to look at works of art and culture I could just use the internet; I live in a time in which I don't have to travel a thousand miles to pay over priced tickets to oogle a dusty painting with a bunch of other mouth breathers.

Life is shit user. The only difference between you and a normie is that a normie is ignorant of his shitty life.

>it doesn't work for me so it won't work for anyone else!

it feels beter to jerk off after not jerking off for a while because your dick isn't sore, idiot

Jesus fuck, how much do you masturbate?

confidence, charisma, and self-esteem

who is she

I don't think its the same person.

Personally I feel much better when it's more a span of 3-4 days without masturbating and then edging for about 1 1/2 hours after that. I fapped twice yesterday and was in much better spirits than usual. Leads me to believe how long you fap also plays a role.

Jessica McBurger Monstertruck

Gotta admit you had me until the middle of the 3rd paragraph.

That doesn't soudn real

I've heard once a week is optimal. You reach peak testosterone in around a week and then it begins to decline, but ejaculating and releasing testosterone supposedly resets that.
I don't know how much truth there is to any of that though.

There's also no factoring in of the mental toll that increased sexual desire has on you if you're not having sex. You can drive yourself crazy and depress yourself by not masturbating too.

Poor Claire

Same thing

>Her pose with the flag

Jojo reference?

>can't actually read it because thumbnail
Fuck you

Your mom at age 22

I know because i'm your real dad, and I miss you son

Dumb phone poster

What?

>woman invents a bunch of bullshit "illnesses" because she NEEDS some thing to be upset about

nothing new

Daddy...why the fuck am I brown?

I was always too thin for football, so I played baseball for two years before breaking one of my legs. Then I just played video games and shit was great

parents have an unconscious urge for you to spread your genes

What did he mean by this?

i have your cure right here
but to be honest it's kinda fucked up having your image all over the internet since your early teens for having huge boobs... i still click every now and then when i see her pics on some clickbait porn site for some reason

she's cute.

God damn I'm so happy I have a strong chin. Life as a thumbneck must be pure suffering.

Sorry son, they don't call me Ovaltine for nothing!

But user, he can't read that either.

ever notice how downy people look when you're looking up at them?

yes he is

look at those skin marks on his neck

would still cum like mad in her. every bitch crazy, no news

Are you fucking kidding me?
>blog post talking about depression
>sounds like a serious illness post about something like cancer
This bitch wants ppl to feel sorry for her wtf you have control over depression she's literally fucking retarded

Since when was an existential crisis a medical disorder?
Just feel like shit for a few weeks then get on with the rest of your life like the rest of us.

I think it is, the nose and lips are identical. But the chin and mouth have definitely been brought out via photoshop or plastic surgery.

This is what fitfags actually believe

> I became a scumbag so I get laid with female scumbags
He embraces shitty relationships, and calls it a win. There's more to life and love. But it's hard to find and achieve.
It's like he goes to mac donald's and claims that it's the best way to eat food.

Too bad he got that retarded hipster cut. And dyed it on top of that. He looks better but also looks like a faggot.

I keep forgetting that this board is filled with underage. Okay here's the breakdown:

You probably want to fuck the women with looks,
You DON'T want to BE with the women that don't have personality.

The women you want to fuck want money AND looks,
The women you want to be with want personality first, while looks and money are negotiable.

Additionally, you can pick one of the latter kinds of women and fuck them til the cows come home, when you want, and not have to worry about getting robbed or diseases. And all you have to do is sacrifice a little in the looks department, unless you get super lucky, and manage to get it all (which does happen).

What do her feet smell like?

How to not get laid: a guide by grandpa

Those darn hippies/ yuppies/ beatniks/ hipsters/ young people that dress the way that is currently considered fashionable by the vast majority of other young people!

Stop deluding yourself. Yes personality does matter, but even you're the most charismatic motherfucker on earth, if you're a fatass you're getting nowhere.

how to get you
>If you're 22 you should be employed and making more than 60k.

consider the following: you will never get me.

>nobody recommends JRPGs with cute girls
>people just complain about sluts

Thanks, Sup Forums.

>Shower 2x a day
Enjoy your dry skin

webb games are all trash, just pick a random one and you are guaranteed to have the same mediocre waste of time you would have had if you picked any other weeb game

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>you will never trick anons with stale Kaceypasta