aliens have just crashed into your house and need a few hours to repair their ship. a few of them have nothing to do while repairs are under way, what vidya do you try and get them to play while they wait?
Aliens have just crashed into your house and need a few hours to repair their ship...
Benjamin Hughes
Owen Carter
i hate all of you
Jackson Perry
None
I ask them to take me with them because fuck this gay earth, get the best seat to americlap collapse
Christopher Morris
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Tyler Wood
this
Hunter Ramirez
EDF
Brayden Cruz
Undertale
Nathaniel Ross
play 40k space marine for an hour then I go xenos hunting
Noah Cruz
I ask them to let me interbreed with their females.
John Gutierrez
Destroy All Humans.
Justin Cook
>aliens
Tell Pedro to get the fuck out of my house or I'm calling the police
Connor King
Doom and Crysis
Maybe show a few the godlike human endurance and fat dick.
Hudson Howard
Pretend.
Kevin Russell
Fuck their ship, repair my house assholes
Nathan Roberts
This guy's on the right track. Play something 40k and try to convince them it's historical. That ought to keep them or their friends from coming back.
Noah Kelly
pong
Colton Perry
I think the aliens would like some good ol' turok on N64, but they have three arms and it would be cheating
Jose Rogers
They agree to take you, but you have to agree to an anal probe first. Do you still go?
Austin Evans
XCOM
Jacob Hall
>he doesn't want it up the ass
Jonathan Harris
Crypt of the Necrodancer.
Maybe they'll make me a cute Cadence sexbot.
Liam Perry
Destroy all Humans!
Joshua Baker
Ask if their home is habitable by humans and go with them if it is.
If not either Destroy All Humans, XCOM ironman mode, or some game with lewd alien girls.
Jackson Davis
Sonic Boom, it's so bad maybe they'll kill themselves and I'll have a sweet new ride to pick up chicks in.
Ayden Butler
Bloodborne. Ask how I get them eyes upside my brain.
Hudson Smith
Only correct answer
Jason Watson
E.T the Extra-Terrestrial
Nicholas Robinson
I'd show them XCOM and refer to it as educational programming
Ethan Nelson
...
Julian Lewis
OpenXcom with mods.
Easton Nelson
Papers please
Parker Collins
Planetside 2. When they have to deal with Russians my hope is they will nuke them on their way out of orbit.
Isaiah Gomez
I already said that, shitlips.
Brody Flores
bueno
Ryan Hughes
Kek
Sebastian Adams
If we ever have a contact with real aliens the government would probably ban XCOM as politically incorrect, so enjoy it while you can faggots.
Jose Lee
This
>not wanting to watch Earth nuke itself into a smoldering ball of ash while getting some martian booty
Camden Flores
give me the boys
Ayden Campbell
No way fag
Lincoln Bennett
No Man's Sky
I'll ask them how accurate the game is.