ITT: Vidya facts you literally you probably never knew

ITT: Vidya facts you literally you probably never knew.

Yoshis lay eggs, meaning they all have vaginas. However, they all reproduce asexually, meaning that they reproduce without a mate and are neither male nor female.

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Hedgehogs aren't blue, and they can't move at supersonic speeds

>Yoshis lay eggs, meaning they all have vaginas

No, because whatever he eats comes out the other end as an egg, meaning it's part of his digestive system. His anus is his reproductive organs.

The M on Mario's hat stands for masochist. He enjoys the pain and suffering he has to go through on each of his adventures.

I write gay fanfics about metroid having zelda as his boyfriend

its probably a cloaca

Name 1 ( one) species on earth that shits out eggs for reproduction user.
Yoshis are vagina having females. Period.

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haha

does that mean he poos out eggs or lays them? haha

op everyone knows that babies come out of the fucking anus stop trying to troll us

>Name 1 ( one) species on earth that shits out eggs for reproduction user.

Yoshi

Most birds and I think lizards have a cloaca, which they shit, fuck, and lay eggs through.

>They all have vaginas.

Nigga they have cloaca's most reptile and avian beings do.

idiot

Reptiles dont have vaginas, you stupid cunt.

its called a cloaca retard

mario's on the mushroom kingdom bro lol

How about some scary vidya facts

Yoshi's scientific name is Yoshisaur T. Munchakoopas. I guess the 'T' is for 'tyrannosaur' or something.

The L on Luigi's cap stands for Luigi

I think you mean they have Cloachas

Zelda actually is a girl, the main character is named Link.

>tfw you will never sniff Yoshi's egghole

All of you are wrong. So now that you realize yoshi's genetalia, would you?

Enjoy the vacations!

>you will never ever make him eat so much semen that he poos out an egg of straight semen

>he never shot a hedgehog out of a cannon

Mario doesn't vacation. What are you even on about?

I know you guys want to ruin yoshi for me but it will never work, he's still my favorite

w-what's the issue with the mario tennis deal

did i miss something

Doctor Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik is a certifiable genius with an IQ of 300.

>he

Literally every type of bird and most types of reptiles.

Eggs do not come out of vaginas. They come out of cloacas.

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>Mario doesn't vacation.
But what about Super Mario Sunshine?

Dr. Wily was actually a big breasted woman

Mario was supposed to be Popeye

It plays this
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THOSE ARE NOT SILVER BOOTS ALL SPACECRAFT PILOTS IN THE STAR FOX E UNIVERSE AMPUTATE THEIR LEGS SO THAT BLOOD DOESN'T DRAIN FROM THEIR BRAIN WHEN THEY ARE UNDER INTENSE G-FORCES

>g-force
>gravity force
>in space
??? desu senpai baka rn...

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Retconned in later installments.

Zelda is a anagram for Le Daz

LOL