Postal Dude or Not Important?
Who would win in a fight?
Doomguy
Halo
Metroid
Frank
Q-Bert
Half-Life
Is this a jojo refrence?
assmad
Postal Dude isn't above doing some of the more stupid shit.
Like he'll light people on fire and pee on them. Not-Important just gathers a boring arsenal of guns and pew-pews people to death because he's a giant puss.
Postal Dude has a more varied skillset and experience as well as more creativity over all.
*not important* kek
IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BAAAATTTLLLLEEEE
I wouldn't mind seeing that episode. I'd be happy if either won.
Realistically though, Postal Dude would win. If he's got health pipes, cat nip to slow down time, and all of his weapons, Not Important would have to rely on executing other people to keep fighting. Eventually he's gonna run out.
it's not fair to compare those two. Postal Dude is a normal guy who constantly gets in stupid situations on every step he takes, Not Important is pure edginess.
All Postal Dude has to do is throw the machete and the fight is basically over.
Doesn't Nahytim Poretahnt kill himself though?
Nothing personal, man, but you're fired.
>my genocide crusade begins
what can men do against such reckless hate?
They don't stand a chance against the edgiest man of all time once he's checked his exo-skello-teen.
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postal dude heals with items
important heals by executions
in a 1v1 postal dude has more staying power
but the real answer is that the entire population of the surrounding tri-state area are the real losers of this fight
Whoever wins we lose
Bitter Mexican
Quakeguy
>by Mikoyan