Who would win in a fight?

Postal Dude or Not Important?

Doomguy

Halo

Metroid

Frank

Q-Bert

Half-Life

Is this a jojo refrence?

assmad

Postal Dude isn't above doing some of the more stupid shit.

Like he'll light people on fire and pee on them. Not-Important just gathers a boring arsenal of guns and pew-pews people to death because he's a giant puss.

Postal Dude has a more varied skillset and experience as well as more creativity over all.

*not important* kek

IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BAAAATTTLLLLEEEE

I wouldn't mind seeing that episode. I'd be happy if either won.

Realistically though, Postal Dude would win. If he's got health pipes, cat nip to slow down time, and all of his weapons, Not Important would have to rely on executing other people to keep fighting. Eventually he's gonna run out.

it's not fair to compare those two. Postal Dude is a normal guy who constantly gets in stupid situations on every step he takes, Not Important is pure edginess.

All Postal Dude has to do is throw the machete and the fight is basically over.

Doesn't Nahytim Poretahnt kill himself though?

Nothing personal, man, but you're fired.

>my genocide crusade begins
what can men do against such reckless hate?

They don't stand a chance against the edgiest man of all time once he's checked his exo-skello-teen.

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postal dude heals with items
important heals by executions

in a 1v1 postal dude has more staying power

but the real answer is that the entire population of the surrounding tri-state area are the real losers of this fight

Whoever wins we lose

Bitter Mexican

Quakeguy

>by Mikoyan