"Legends don't burn down villages"

What did he mean by this?

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i think he meant that skyrim is a shit game

This I think.

Was it kino?

Is this TDKR Opening of video games?

tell me this isn't from the remaster

Why cant I get into this game? I have tried the main quest and it was shit and I have tried the side quests and I get bored after doing the brotherhood and that warrior guild. Do I have shit taste or is the game just shit?

in the remaster they changed the race of the Imperial Nord to a redguard

Someone at Bethesda thought that it would be a cool line on the toilet one day, but it was just a shit.

this is actually a sign of good taste

t. le epig master taste gaymur :-DDD

That's Deus Ex's intro.

What kind of vidya get memed 500000 times just because it has cheesy dialogs?

>tfw he might have lived if he wasn't such an atheist cunt

Controversial opinion:

The opening portion of Skyrim is actually really well-designed. Characters give you directions to quest locations instead of just "I'll mark it on your map", and the dialogue fully takes advantage of not locking the player into a conversation with one character when they talk. Dialogue options are pretty numerous and varied, dungeon design is pretty ingenious. The player is nudged in certain directions but is never told much outright.

I goes to shit after you leave Whiterun and they fall into the same game design pitfalls they did when making Oblivion, but the opening 2 hours or so are really good.

I die a little every time I see this.

I find myself caring less and less for anything beyond the opening scenes. After the introduction of nearly every game I don't think to myself "Does this make sense?", I just play until I've finished the game. It's kinda like watching HD television, in the first few minutes there's this huge sensation how clear everything is and how much color is displayed. After that I honestly couldn't tell the difference between this and normal TV. I think it's because our brains are rooted to ignore a continuous exposition to sensual experiences as we would lack the intelligence to sense everything at any time with the same intensity.

Hating on Skyrim is such cool XD
Do you hate Bioshock Infinite? Omg BRO I totally hate it it's such a shit game XD NES style graphics (and I swear I love NES because I'm a retro g4m3r \m/ ) + mainstream shit xD

urgent starts like the dragon attack and oblivion's sewers are shit. its just forced tutorials. at least theres mods to fix it, skyrim's opening blows.

>opening
>2 hours

No wonder why shitrim players are not real gamers.

> real gamers

Oh please master, tell me about.

This.

Remember, kids, public edginess kills.

The intro lasts until you kill your first dragon and not just Helgen and the first dungeon.

It's the expression on her face that always gets me.

I think he considered everything up to and including when you get your first Shout as being part of the "opening portion," and I agree.

The dragon attack gets really lame really fast, but everything between your escape from the fort to your first ded dragon is 10/10.

Helgen is 15mn, first dungeon in the mountain is 20mn, whiterun jarl speech bullshit + going to the tower is 10mn

That's not even a full hour

Live

Helgen sucks after your first time though.
It's not what it is, it's that it's unskippable.
With credits.

>dungeon design is pretty ingenious
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

Best intro is still Morrowind intro.

> Create your character
> Well done, do what you want now
> You see this mountain, far far away? You can reach it, climb it, go on the top

>they didn't get rid of the dialogue silencing whenever someone talks over someone else
good job bethesda

Ok Sup Forums give me legit reasons why i should side with either the imperials or the stormcloacks.

Im getting this tomorrow

>Not using the alternate start mod

Did you get dropped on your head as a kid?

REALISM
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>dungeon design is pretty ingenious.

You're right about everything else you said, but the dungeons were shit.

When everything is a straight cave, nothing is a dungeon.

>You like pterodactyls and being eaten alive, right?

Still the best and most immersive world I've ever played, bar none, except possibly Balder's Gate

Stormcloaks are sock-puppets used by the Thalmor.

I wouldn't rememberif I did.

Also xbox 360

He live in game though.

> Start the game with Tribunal installed
> Fight some crab
> Well, I will take a sleep
> The heck is this fucking assassin?

The feelings

The main quest is good, dumb fun and I'm really enjoying it. They put in a lot of effort and polish but the more you play the more you see how they cut corners in other areas and leads to real immersion breaking stuff.

you know, although Sup Forums unanimously claim skyrim to be a bad game

we havent stopped fucking talking about it in five years

>rushing through a game
>complain why it's shit
I've easiky spent 7 hours before showing up in Whiterun.

Is it death from laughter? Also why the fuck does this site have those shitty redirect ads and pop up ad banners now? Fucking gookmoot ruining this site.

>See that mountain kid? Yeah, that very same.

>One of your most faithful servants is locked there forever, because of three fucking cunts that killed you with fucking poisoned candles and stabing you though your chest with spear.

>I mean, that is, if you are Nerevar, kid.

>they put in a lot of effort and polish

>Sovngard consists of like 4 fucking dudes
>the capital Solitude is like 9 houses
>draugr, draugr, more draugr
>guild questlines are complete dog shit

I did enjoy Dawnguard and Dragonborn though.

That's a normal play, not a rush. Helgen + mountain dungeon are boring as fuck.
7 hours if you travel the world, maybe, but not for the starting stuff.

youtube.com/watch?v=9DA5TrlFefQ

Will i be able to run skyrim special edition ?
i can run slightly modded vanilla on medium/high.

>4 go RAM

le me guess,a laptopfag ? i d be surprised if you could run runescape.

I really liked Miraak storyline, but it is best with mod that let you give big "FUCK YOU" to Homomerus Dora with Miraak own Will Bend scream.

You pretty much spam it at him until he fucking breaks and want to serve you, you fight with shitload of fucking Homomerus minions and get the fuck out of there.

And he is your follower.

>52°C
>52°C
>36°C

wew lad

>Integrated grafix

No

>MIN
OS: Windows 7/8.1/10 (64-bit Version)
Processor: Intel i5-750/AMD Phenom II X4-945
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 470 1GB /AMD HD 7870 2GB
Storage: 12 GB available space

>recommanded
OS: Windows 7/8.1/10 (64-bit Version)
Processor: Intel i5-2400/AMD FX-8320
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 780 3GB /AMD R9 290 4GB
Storage: 12 GB available space

yeah.... but no.

>not posting Network
maybe you can run it, just show us ''Network''.

>Sup Forums suddenly loves Skyrim and Elder Scrolls game

This is it, I am done with this place. I am going back to /r/pcgaming. Atleast those people have good taste unlike you.

At least the sky isn't as grey

>asking to be spoon feeded

KYS

haha so cool and edgy

>feeded

Ulfric Stormcloak, I'm the Empire.

>huge fucking dragon right above them
>"sentries, what do you see?"
comedy

people have always loved elder scrolls here, especially morrowind.

Fuck of Sup Forums

For some reason they just can't seem to time dialogue instances.

Go be a true son of Skyrim

Thats not even what spoon feeding means, try hard retard.

Samefaggot.

Just so we're clear, you have bought all of my games, right user?

I HAVE all of your games.

Did you PAY for them, user?

:^)

I never paid for a videogame t b h, and I've played more than a thousand or so

Am I not allowed to receive gifts from friends and loved ones, and the like?

>friends and loved ones
Good joke.

SOMEONE probably paid for it at some point and through their generosity I was able to get my own digital copy.

Bend over, you're going to pay with your body.

>generosity of others
Now I know you're lying, user

Well, you already took all my money by selling half games for full price.

Christmas?
Someone definitely paid for it though at some point Probably

>Characters give you directions to quest locations instead of just "I'll mark it on your map",
Then you get a marking on your map

The first time around, yeah. But after trying to start another game and having to sit through that shit again is really fuckin' annoying.

>the intro takes 2 hours
>no it doesnt
>stop rushing through the game faggot
actual autism

I got back into Skyrim recently and added a shit ton of mlds and started a new playthrough. It's been pretty fun so far, in addition to all the modded quests and npcs there's still shit from the vanilla game I didn't even know existed. Like just yesterday I helped some guy to try and free his wife from bandits only for her to turn out to be their leader.

My computer is 5 years old and when I tried SE it actually ran better than the original game did. Give it a go, I think it'll be the same for you.

idiot

Mine is roughly the same age, SE's Whiterun runs like garbage but everywhere else works fine. I also can't jump while sprinting????

Sure they do.

Alexander the great.
Genghis Khan.
Napoleon.

woah.......

realaer then real life

The Athletics Training mod basically re-adds Oblivion's Athletics skill and allows you to unlock stuff like that. I don't know if it's been ported to the SE yet though.

Side with imperials so you can cuck King Torygg's rotting corpse

>this butthurt that someone dislikes your favorite game
sorry faggot skyrim IS SHIT

>but it is best with mod that let you give big "FUCK YOU" to Homomerus Dora

You got a mod name for that? I love telling the Blades fuck you for wanting to kill dragon Mario and if there's something like that for Herma Mora then I'm down.

Fag my HP15 runs alot of games great.

I'm playing the SE for the first time and it's great. I fell for the "Skyrim is bad" meme for years because Sup Forumstards have shitposted about the game everyday since 2011 and I'm actually really mad that I fell for your lies. 35 hours in and Skyrim is fantastic.

>wanting Torygg's sloppy seconds

The Jarls on the Stormcloak side are all clueless assholes lead by their leader who throws childish temper tantrum during peace meetings.

He means that they are real not just legends anymore, because the village is burning.

I'm happy there's still enough moralfag in me not to laugh at this

Reminder that the Stormcloaks are fucked no matter what because Ulfric abused the Voice.

Any time a Nord abuses the Voice bad shit happens.

Torygg was probably slapping Ulfric's shit in the duel thus forcing him to scream like a bitch or die like a milk drinker.

Ulfric is a big baby kicking and screaming because shit isn't going exactly how he wants. His attitude during the peace treaty if you get that far is fucking embarrassing.

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE FALMER