Meanwhile, in Clock Town Sup Forums

Meanwhile, in Clock Town Sup Forums...

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Did someone say Clock Town?

only the ===DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKERS=== believe the moon will fall. Quit being a contrarian and join the festivities.

Who's the blue haired shota that moved into Kafei's house by the Shit Pool. I'm asking for a friend.

Is this purgatory?

Dickhead I'll end you.

Maybe a relative.

Oh, how sad is that? He probably came to see his brother's/cousin's wedding or whatever and now he disappeared! Who's even taking care of him?

>Tfw to intelligent for carnivals

t. Mutoh

Fuck off Viscen.

Going to propose to my waifu in 4 days, clocknons. How do I do it?

Why the fuck haven't we burned down that palace in the swamp yet? Those Deku fucks are torturing a monkey because he SUPPOSEDLY kidnapped the princess.

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He probably did. My mother always used to use the term "monkey business" in a negative way, so they probably can't be trusted.

Just walked by clocktown east and saw a fucking goron sit right outside the hotel begging

that's what you libcucks get for voting mayor dotour

Psssst! Hey you pass me a roll.

Begging? He had a bag full of his belongings with him and he wore more clothes than any Goron ever has!

I'm defending this guy because I talked to him a bit yesterday. I don't quite remember his name. I think it was "ZELDA" or something.

Also, who else are you gonna vote for?!

ohshitwhatareyoudoi-

THE GOVERNMENT IS COVERING UP THE MUTILATION OF ROMANI RANCH LIVESTOCK BY SPACE ALIENS

SPREAD THE WORD. THE MOON IS NOT THE THREAT, THE ALIENS ARE THE THREAT.

This morning in the east pert of town, did anyone else see that kid in the green hat jump onto the roof of the and grab all that money? I wish I had that kind of agility.

Now that I think about it, has anyone ever seen that kid before? Or even know who he is? I got some serious déjà vu when I saw him open that chest, but I don't think we've ever met.

*TUK TUK TUK TUK*

yeah keep sucking goron dick, I'll be moving to great bay

Sure, fishfag

Oh yeah? I bet the "government" placed the boulder there too to literally "cover up" what's happening there.

Seriously though, whoever is responsible for that boulder needs to be shot. I talked to Mr. Barten yesterday and he's gonna run out of milk soon. :/

Enjoy getting all your shit stole by pirates.
desu the only place that's halfway worth moving to is Ikana, and that's only if you're not particularly superstitious. On the bright side, property out that way is cheap as fauck.

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I can totally understand, user. :)

Is it okay to fuck a Zora girl?

definitely

I've been working very hard on making these magic words and I'd like your feedback. Okay, here goes....

>Tingle Tingle Kooloo Limpah!

What do you all think? Very magical, yes? Don't steal them

source

there's a magic fox living in the playground

>not rolling your head then guffawing repeatedly

>Zoras
>nice abs
>tiny fishsticks

>Gorons
>big guts
>giant King Kong dongs

fag

The guy behind the slide touched me as a kid.

yeah yeah yeah but
>Zora Women
>Always 10/10 hourglass figures
>Goron Women
>Don't exist, but if they did they'd be unilaterally obese

KING KONG

>arrive in Clocktown last week looking for work
>drop CV into post office
>get hired on the spot
>tells me the job is for fucking real
>if post is delivered a nanosecond late he'll sodomize me in the back of the post office
>desperate for rupees so take the job
>doing my morning routine yesterday
>trying to run through south clocktown quickly
>some absolute deku nigger starts telling me to get off his property which is literally a fucking leaf
>realize I'm late as fuck
>dump all the mail in the river in the back of Clocktown and hope this lunatic doesn't notice
>too scared to find out

Currently hiding with some old dude in the Astral Observatory, pls send help

this. I mean it looks a bit bigger than usual but come on.

>it's a carnival at 1' clock in the fucking morning episode

Hey, look at the magical words I invented!

Tingle Tingle Kooloo Limpah!

>all this talk
>everyone ignoring the fucking meteor that fell this afternoon

>Only the kids of the town care

What is worse is that a old lady got her stuff stolen because a gate guard was slacking off somewhere instead of watching his gate.

Guys, I swear the moon is bigger today than it was yesterday. Is it growing? It's hard to tell through all the rain and clouds and shit. What garbage weather we're getting today.

>people born in 1998 can legally come to the Milk Bar now

How do Goron reproduce anyways?

The way I heard, the guard was slacking off AT his gate. Just stood there while the thief ran right past him.

Aw, lousy weather down in Clock Town as well? Whatever, at least there's a cozy room in the Stock Pot Inn ready for me.

>>/x/

I looked at it this morning when I woke up but I was half asleep so I wouldn't worry about it.

GAS THE DEKU'S

RACE WAR NOW

what game is that

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Which one of you faggots is playing that cool song on your ocar-


Meanwhile, in Clock Town Sup Forums...

N-n-n-n-nice doggo

>all these newfags on Milk Bar now

It was so comfy, now it's full of retards who jerk off about Anju

Who's the blue haired shota that moved into Kafei's house by the Shit Pool. I'm asking for a friend.

3 days untill the festival.
>whose hyped in this motherfucker?
only too bad that they only could get that faggy zora band to play

Is this purgatory?

If dubs moonfags are correct

>He doesn't like the Indigo Gos

Shit taste like this is why I should stay on Clock Town Sup Forums

anyone else getting a weird feeling of deja vu lately?

Why the fuck haven't we burned down that palace in the swamp yet? Those Deku fucks are torturing a monkey because he SUPPOSEDLY kidnapped the princess.

at least the dancers are cute, super bitchy tho

>Clocktown Sup Forums

*sigh* just call it Romani Ranch user

>moonfags BTFO

GAS THE DEKU'S

RACE WAR NOW

who /sitting in the bar all day/ here? this alcoholic milk is too good

anyone up for stealing the balls of those juggling guys? I think they would kill theirselves without.
>more milk for us
and
>lulz to be had

guys who keeps playing this music 24/7 and why is it getting more ominous

Odds of this and all other older Zelda games coming to the switch??

OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA FAIRIES AT?

Just painted Cremia's teeth with my own Chateau Romani lads

Those Gorman cucks are probably on Clocktown /r9k/ complaining about it right now kek

Zoras > humans >>>> gorons >>>>>>>> literal pile of shit >>>>>>>>>> dekus

We need to build a wall.

Who the hell is that boy with the bunny hood running around town?

I've never seen him before, and I know everyone in this town.

GUYS!! I just found out that the scrubs hollowed out the ground beneath the entire northwestern part of town. There's literally nothing holding it up.

Move out & sell your home before you lose you lives or equity. Holy shit, these plant assholes will be the death of us all.

Dunno, he once walked up to me, so I assumed he wanted to talk. He just gave me a blank stare, even after I asked him whats up... creepy motherfucker

My wife's son is a Deku Scrub, and he keeps getting bullied by the local kids and their little gang.

How do we stop this injustice?

His name is literally FAG

I'll fucking kill you

Go ahead and grab as much as you want

wher is kafei

i need to find him b4 festival

pls respond

has anyone noticed that the owl statue suddenly has his wings open? Somethings up guys I can feel it.

what game is this

Is the 3ds version worth it for 60 fps alone?

>2 days before pleb as fuck carnival
>Get posted to guard duty because of MUH END OF DAYS moonfags
>My bro Shiro said he's going for a piss and he'll be back to take over my shift
>Asshole never came up, fucking vanished
>Toward the evening I see this faggy looking kid sprint like a fucking olympian toward me wearing these gay ass bunny ears
>Here_we_fucking_go.PictoGraph
>Little cocksucker tries to run past me
>Too fast for the little cunt nugget, I don't let him through.
>Flustered, I explain that no one comes in or out without protection, shit is wilin' outside.
>He gives me this vacant stare, won't say anything
>All of a sudden
>Pulls out the LITERAL face of a Zora and puts it on his face
>Screams a blood curdling cry as his eyes go hollow and black
>At this point, I filled my pants with shit
>He runs past me
>Go back to Mayor to tell him what I saw
>They all think I'm imagining things
>My fucking face when.

>Go out for milk with the guys
>we're roaming around West Clock Town at night, watching the dancing girls and chilling by the trees
>some kid runs by and stand behind a tree
>He thinks I can't see him
>Literally fucking transforms into a Deku and runs off

I'm not sure what to do about this. My friends were too busy looking at those smoking hot dancing girls to notice.

>always thought that my son had potential to do great things
>35 years later
>he fucks around and tries to find fairies all day

Fuck... I try to support him by giving him money if he goes outside to draw maps but I don't know how much longer I can do this. Do you guys have any advice?

Cartography is a legitimate profession
So is fairy hunting

>When am I going to find a husband?

It's 30fps, and there are a ton of changes made to the game. Most of them just make the game a lot easier. The 3DS version of OoT is absolutely worth it, the 3DS version of MM is questionable. It's a different game from the N64 version.

Why did Kafei stick with Anju?

Is he a literal homo?

When you stop riding the cock carousel, slut. Just because a stranger stops your cows from getting abducted doesn't mean you need to get on your knees.

God, I hate tourists. Every damn festival. Good thing this stupid moon falling rumor happened this year. Things are looking up!

When you stop giving your milk to every little boy you meet.

t. Furious Circus Leader looking beta

smelly dumb goron scum stinking up the whole god damn town and sleeping in the streets.

THE MOON IS OUR PUNISHMENT! WE ARE SINNERS! REPENT AND MAYBE WE WILL BE SPARED!

Don't we already have one?

Fuck off moonfag