Playing Far Cry 3 in living room

>playing Far Cry 3 in living room
>parents and family walking about
>this fucking shit comes out of nowhere
>cant even skip the cutscene
>hoping they don't turn their heads for a second and see me blaring boobs on the screen in front of everyone

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>playing an 18+ game
>afraid of tits
What are you, underage? Your parents have seen more tits live than you ever will see, why would they be scared of some pixel tits?

They'll just be pleased that you might not be a total faggot.

did you fug?

yeah but then i got my throat slit

>nipples
VIDEOGAMES

>mom walks in

>playing vidya in livingroom by yourself
>nothing ever happens
>parents/people who judge you nearby
>THE MOST AWKWARD SHIT HAPPENS

MOOOOOODS
I SEE NIPPLES
DELET THIS

>playing games with a friend
>we both decide to play DOA5
>his entire family immediately comes downstairs

I hope you didn't get grounded *brofist*

>playing Far Cry 3 in the basement
>hear dearest mother ask if I want tendies.
>this fucking shit comes out of nowhere
>cant even skip the cutscene
>hoping she heard me and doesn't come down to see blaring boobs on the screen in front of everyone

FTFY

>playing DOA

Serves you right.

>went for the edgelord ending

>that scene
>out of nowhere
Lel.

>still with parents
>not living in your house
guess normies are right about "videogamers"

This is the scene after vaas not the bad ending

A significant portion of Sup Forums posters are still in high school.

A significant portion of Sup Forums will forever be underage

cause its so easy to just get a job and move out amirite.

Why would I move out?

We're all losers, here.

DOA is a fun fighting game, can't blame them

You must be over 18 to visit this website.

>he doesnt open steam browser

Oooofffft fuck me that's scathing man.

Best answer.

It is, you incapable annoyance to your peers.

I literally played Mission 19 in MGSV with D-Dog because my Mormon as fuck sister was watching my stream

kill yourself

did you fuck your sis

>having a christian sister

Lucky fuck. My sister is an edgelord atheist and I can't even mention God without her going all "hurrr you don't know God exists"

I feel very uncomfortable looking at those arms

When I was much younger, my parents also just came out of nowhere during THAT ONE SCENE in FFX with Tidus and Yuna.

I tell you, this shits like a fucking magnet.

She looks like an action figure

Just ask "who created the universe then"

Proper ham fists.

How the fuck do you get so fat that your arms look like off baguettes.
What the fuck

Not making your mom jerk you off during quiet cut scenes while she gently hums in your ear.

Learn to greentext faggot

My sister is 100 pounds overweight and is probably currently being pounded by her husband because Mormon wives need to pop out 10 babies to not get mocked every Sunday
>Mormon
Were you paying attention? I get that damn blue book in the mail every three weeks and teenagers in suits are constantly on my apartment door.

>are ya winnin' son?

2016
using greentext for everything
>it doesn't even need it

I still remember when I played Final Fantasy X and that awkward Tidus laughing scene came on.

I'd rather live under a house I don't have to pay for. I have a job anyway and pay for my own shit, so it's not like my Mom has a problem with it and she likes the company anyway since Dad left her years back.

#FuckChanCulture

>killing you before making sure she's pregnant
Fucking savages, I swear to fucking God.

OP BTFO

My mom lost her shit over Frans' jagged ass.

>play edgy games for 13 year olds
>playing ubisoft games
get off my Sup Forums, we're making this board great again

wait mormons arent considered christian?

Mormons are filthy heretics

My sister walked in when I beat the boss and I didn't know it was going to happen so I paused it before she noticed.

No, they technically are according to them, but they're like asshole Jehovah's Witnesses.

except for the whole 'sharing your wives' thingthey're better

Far Cry 3 had the best endings
>Race mix
>get fucking murdered while you cum
>Go with pure white woman
>Live with your aryan waifu

>playing Far Cry 3 in living room
>parents and family walking about

How old are you?

Why should I go in debt and move out???????/

Mormonism is to Christianity what Christianity is to Judaism.
They have their own post-jesus prophet named Joseph Smith.
South park covered it pretty consistently.
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>pure
You're retarded.

This notion is somewhat incorrect.
Most Jews at the time saw Jesus as a prophet/messiah, like the hundred or so before him. Jesus was simply the only one to maintain a strong following after his death.

Pilate routinely made note of the Jews habitually raving about messiahs.
It was just their thing.

Game should've bad ended with you coming in her then going to examine a cage full of captives and asking them if they knew the definition of madness

>Being ashamed of looking at tits.
You're either 12, homosexual or both.

>TFW she literally rapes you only for the purpose of having you produce what she considers the next "Messiah"

The people on that island were messed up as fuck in the head, drugging people up, growing weed, raping everyone, shooting everyone on sight, believing tattoos gave them mythical strength and powers, etc. Also I say it was rape because she is doing it against your will, I think you're drugged up on some euphoric shit and I don't think the player even wanted to have sex with her. She pretty much forces herself onto your dick while you're in a drugged state.

I never finished FC3. Was there actually a sex scene?

>incapable annoyance to your peers

>still live with parents

I know this is kindof a meme, but my parents actually live with me.

They're both too sick to work, so I bought us all a house that we share.

Because I'm a good son.

cunt

>They put this near end game scene in the e3 trailer because 13 year olds would watch and buy it

>believing tattoos gave them mythical strength and powers

They actually do though.

No they don't faggot, unless you actually practice some kind of tribal voodoo shit. Do you practice occult stuff? If not then you're retarded for believing any of that, someone who actually believes in magic/occult type shit would probably believe something like that.

And if you believe in occult stuff then you're retarded as well, but I don't judge people for whatever religion and shit that want to practice.

user.

In the game, the tattoos literally give you superpowers.

The game does not take place in the real world.

>Ascribing intent to the beginning of the universe with a loaded question
Nice argument bro!

It's been a long time. They hate Activision yet are okay with ubisoft

Is being able to throw a knife a mythical power now?

>playing MGS4
>ending with Sunny laughing
>sister asks me what porn I'm watching