YOUR PARENTS HAVE TO BEAT THE LAST GAME YOU PLAYED OR YOU'LL NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN

YOUR PARENTS HAVE TO BEAT THE LAST GAME YOU PLAYED OR YOU'LL NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN.

ARE YOU fucked?

Dishonored, it would take a while but my dad could probably figure it out, my stepmom would take even longer but she probably could, my mom would just tell me to turn it off because crossbows, blinking, and swords are the devil.

How do you "beat" World of Warcraft?

>Final Fantasy XIII
It'll take a while for them to get it down but once they do, looks like I'm gonna live a long and healthy life boinking some boipussi

>again

LOL

I never had sex in the first place, so its no big deal.

Panel de Pon (GC - S-hard mode)
yes i'm fucked

I'm sure my mom could figure out shovel knight

hearthstone?

getting 12 wins in arena or?

im fucked eitherway

What do you mean "again"?

>again

>Zelda: Minish Cap
Easy Peasy

welp, I was in the path of wizardry anyway, sex is overrated, right?

>again

>disgaea: hour of darkness

well... shit

shadowrun dragonfall

I think they could probably do it eventually.

>again

Who is this godly semen demon and why isn't she using my face as a rocking chair

>last game I played was DOOM
>my dad was the one who showed it to me
>my mum doesn't know what video games are
Guess I'll be forever damned to handjobs only.

>again
>implying

>again

Considering this game is one giant cutscene and a 5 year old could beat it.

No I'm alright.

My parents are dead.

JUST

>Dark Souls III
I blame you. You shouldn't have create this post. It is all your fault

>again

Xenoverse 2
Why not? My dad loves racing games so his reaction times are great

>Again

Etrian Odyssey IV
>My parents @ my virginity

>Your parents have to beat the last game you played or you'll never have sex again
>again

lol, so literally nothing happens.

>Advance Wars: Dual Strike
I'll just tell them to spam Sensei and Hachi. It might take a bit, but they could beat it.

I don't think my mom could ever manage to score a single kill in Squad.

>S-Hard mode
you monster

Who

You kill yourself.

My parents have never played a single video game in their entire lives, unless you count snake on the old cellphones

wow, this actually explains so much

>A human being will have to beat 100% orange juice
I will become the strongest wizard

>again

>again

Some autistic idle game.

ez

>RESIST THE CALL

good advice, that game is AIDS

It had a few neat concepts, but every level is basically "HAHAHA YOU'RE FUCKED IN THE ASS"

Ogre Battle. The game beats itself. Just like me.

>Titanfall 2
I'll be fine. My mum came fifth on a full twelve player online Mario Kart Wii match once, and that was only her second attempt.

>again
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Again

>Divinity Original Sin EE
I'm certain that my mom wouldn't have that much of a issue beating it, and would probably even enjoy it.
My dad however would probably have some issues with it (his English is terrible, and the only video game he's played in his life is Pinball Space Cadet)

Be realistic about your chances user, it's not like it would have made a difference

>>again

You people can't all be virgins, can you?

I'm sure my mom could beat dmc4, but I dunno about my dad

Where do you think you are

Im confused how will i never have sex again if i never had sex :(
Kill me

>Implying a piece of shit like myself will ever get to have sex in the first place

Shiggy diggy user. Pokemon Moon though, so I'd be fine I guess.

>never have sex again
>implying I've ever had sex

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>AA5
I'm okay

>doesn't like getting fucked in the ass
git gud.

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Joke's on you, I'll be a wizard in two years.

World of final fantasy

imma keep getting pussy my nigga

after school childcare

>YOU'LL NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN.
>AGAIN

where is the catch?

>again

Wrong site, lad.

>War Thunder
My old man would probably do quite well with Russian planes as he's an ex-chairforce fighter pilot and has apparently flown a couple of old soviet WWII fighter planes and an IL-2.

who is this

If I see that fucking frog one more time I'll kill myself.

>again

also
>Diablo 2
well, i guess that's not so bad actually

What do you mean, "again"?

Mass effect 2, so like 2 days without sex? I can manage.

by pressing the uninstall button

That body is just ridiculous. That being said I would fuck get until my little white dick broke off. Who is she?

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don't do it user

Who is this Boober Goober?

>YOU'LL NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN.
It's not going to happen anyway, so who cares?

frogposters belong on reddit.

ONE MORE TIME
WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE
AW YEAH AW RIGHT DON'T STOP THE DANCIN'

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I'm fucked and will never fuck again.

PREPARE FOR FUCKING TITANFALL MOM

Catherine on Hard

So, seeing as how they have problems with emails and web browser, I'm not fucked. Never ever fucked again.

>HellMOO
I wonder how that would go.

you're so wrong is not even funny, git gud pleb

You would know, wouldn't you?

Now why would you kill yourself
>teleports behind you
When I can do it for you

>literally just grabbed gone homo free on some website because it was mentioned in a neofag trump bitchfest thread
Thank you, SJW faggot devs.

>again

am I allowed to help/teach them?

>Witcher 3
Well, my mother currently reached Skellige, so I guess things are looking good.

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Played the FF 15 platinum demo last. That mean they just need to replay the demo or the full game?

a/adBku on imgur

>Stardew Valley
How do you pass HM-esque games, anyway?

based alexapure poster

LE EBIN Sup ForumsIRGIN MEME XDDD

>>AGAIN XDD

anyways, they'd have to beat dragon quest V. I'll be okay.

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>Morrowind
Safe to say I'll be Masturbating for the rest of my life

Important question: do my parents know what's at stake?

>Dark Forces 1
>set it on easy
>Super Shield
>mom never played vidya
>tell her how to use inf ammo and health cheat
>even a 5 year old will beat this eventually

Looks like I'll be getting laid again

what do you mean by
again...