Hearthstone new expansion thread

Card dump because I haven't made this thread in days.

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But does it chuckle?

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It's a regular silver back patriarch gorilla wearing these.

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There is some other cards, I'll post em if this thread picks up.

I feel like if you don't pull a Rag/ Sylvanas or
something equally ridiculous this card is just trash.

>Doesn't say random

Does... Does this let you pick any minion?

Nope, you can get deathwing from a wisp. Revealed on toasts stream

It can trade in reno so you get it again.

>Nope

In that case Blizzard needs to get the wording on their fucking cards organized. Barnes specifically say random.

So I assume then whatever you swap with loses battlecry if it has it? Yea its shit.

some cards are good swaps.

I guess mate.

whew lad warlock arena

Road hog cards. These next cards are very iffy.

Fuck this card. It's not even out yet and I'm already mad.

Deathrattles were a mistake.

This new hand creature buffing mechanic is pure, distilled, boring ass juice.

Yeah but the other panda return cards can already do that. On the same turn even

>Worst case scenario, 8 points of stats for 3 mana
>A great statted without drawback 3 drop is 7 points of stats
>Weak to silence which Blizzard refuses to add cards to because countering your opponent's minions creates anti-fun, unlike random effects on cards

But with this card you get a brand new card in place of returning the old one.

this expansion is about hand buffing so it's pretty fucking crazy.

ayy.

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It really is. It's probably less garbage than inspire at least, even though inspire is still ruining arena runs.

This card with the card buffing mechanic makes this perhaps one of the most OP in the game right now.

>this expansion is about hand buffing so it's pretty fucking crazy.
Not exactly. Hand buffing is the the mechanic for hunters, pallys, and warriors. There really wasn't a theme for the priests, warlock, mage gang at least none I can piece together so far.

> blizzard said they wanted to avoid the stigma that random effect cards get

so now they are just lying to hide shit gameplay

Kazakus incoming.

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Consider how much play Mistwalker saw, and it gave bonuses to your entire deck and not just whatever you happened to have in hand when you played it.

jus sumthin 2 set teh ol thinker ponderin

One buff to this card, just one single buff, makes it a 9/9 worth of stats on turn 6. Hit it with this, it makes it 12/12 on turn 6.

Blizzard balances cards way too far in advance to the release of these sets making any statement they say completely useless since they probably already finalized the next set so we won't see any changes until another half a year.

Dude it's a turn 6 drop whatever you are replacing it with will probably be 3+ cost it's not worth it.

Getting reno twice is really good though, plus it leaves two solid bodies in play.

I suspect silence cards will be coming back now.

When is Blizzard going to grow some balls and let you make a true discard deck?

Wouldn't work well with 30 card limit.

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God that's such a garbage card. Will Rogues EVER get another good Legendary?

>Its Silverback Patriarch + Bronze Knuckles stats
he he he

Fuck you, you have Edwin
Will Priest ever get a first good legendary?

3 mana huckster HECK YEAH

Xaril wasn't bad and saw quite a bit of play, mainly because rogues love 1 mana spells.

>Implying Velen or Paletress aren't decent

Fuck off. Literally every legendary past Edwin is pure garbage.

Rouges got something better than a 1 mana spell this expansion. They got this beauty!

You clearly dont play Priest
Theyre absolute trash legendaries

He was okay when the Rogue decks became dominated by shitty stealing mechanics, and even Malkorok could give better value.

This card plus the taunt hand buffing card makes it pretty ok. This can pretty much reliably get you 4 armor without buffs too,

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Just in time for tomb robber to fall out of standard. Tomb robber's better, famalam.

Velen is extremely situational and will always get removed immediately.

>2 mana spell
>Give a (A) (1) (One) random minion of a specific type only, only in your hand so it's not even in play so you don't even get the primary benefit of buff cards which are pseudo-charge, +3/+3
>Opponent uses removal on your 5/10 you spend 7 mana and 2 cards on and 2 for 1s you

Great expansion Blizzard.

>7 mana 5/10 with a buffing battlecry

how will the opponent remove a 6/7 Monkey on turn 3?

>Then you Grom

with a single spell damage minion, say thalnos or a cult sorc, mage can kill it with on turn3/4 before it actually does anything

great balance blizz

so Ancient of War that takes 2 cards 5 armor on attack might be gud tho

Am I the only one who wants to fug this fempanda?

I want to fuck Lili

You are literally the only one.

Innervate innervate coin Ragnaros hits monkey ggez

>7 Mana
Well, I mean... maybe.

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No he's not.

>t. Me

why even make this card

What the fuck is this and why is it a legendary?

Will rogue suddenly get charge or windfury or something?

Why does this actually exist?

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YES

>ALL Minions

Alternatively, there will be a triumphant return of a gold-standard always include from classic set before the dark times of Naxxramas. But that's pretty fucking unlikely since no one except memesters are going to want to play taunt decks.

On turn 5 though and it gives you 5 armor from the combo. Two hit's against it gives you 10 armor and it will take at least 3 medium minions.

ALL OF THEM?!

Arena filler?

>Blood to Ichor
>Execute
Heh, Greetings.

Deadly shot, hex, polymorph boar.

That is not a Li Li.

one less removal on your Grom/Rag/etc

All I want is for New Gadgetzan to be in WoW

play it on turn 6, it dies, and then ALL minions. holy shit this is so fucking broken

What would happen if you played this card?

i miss voljin

aoe effects are good in arena, only issue it has is if your opponent plays bog creeper the turn after, otherwise it even trades with arena dr 7

ALL Minions

The Kabal are supposed to be about singleton Reno decks.

somethingsomething digital cards lolpeople buy these somethingsomething

why isn't there a private server where all cards are unlocked for free?

It would ALL minions.

So you'll run a bad card because it's powerful if you're A: going first because if you're going second your opponent will have 4 mana on hand to answer it, B: have the card in hand on turn 2, and C: have a taunt monkey also in hand on turn 2.

Don't forget bolster while you're dreaming of memes.

CUTE

>Getting reno twice
...Unless you're a Rogue that ain't happening, since Goya's effect wouldn't heal you if she pulled out a Reno.

I..I don't know what that means though

>I have cunningly baited my opponent into gaining card advantage over me so I will be more likely to successfully play big minions 5 turns later

those "buff in hand" cards are going to be absolutely nuts for arena
a properly constructed deck can deal with a 6/7 turn 3 but an arena deck?

1. ALL minions
2. die, if not buffed in hand, or a lord was in play

It's simple user.

ALL Minions

No, you reno then Goya then draw him later.

ALL MINIONS. Are you a casual or something


Also there are some more cards but they are pretty bad.

Does Blizzard make you pay for appropriate card descriptions now?

Id fug the one behind it.

it's a joke

ALL Minions.

The problem with that is singleton decks are going into the trash once Reno is phased out in 2017. The new singleton legendary can do cool shit but it's not as consistent or decent to build a deck around as fully healing yourself. We'll have a brief crazy window when priest dragon decks are awesome and RENO STRONK and then shit will get awful.

user, it's very simple, just ALL minions. Not a single enemy or friendly minion, just all of them