LOL

LOL

Holy shit it finally updated

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Thank God. I though I read something a few weeks ago the creator had died.

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bitch you posted this yesterday, find something new you lazy little shit

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It's better than the usual shitty manga and japanese torture porn.

All right.

Best edit desu

no fuck that guy keep dumping clarissa

no dump that guy keep fucking clarissa

All right

>Fight evil
>Slytherin wand

>keep fucking clarissa
her father already does that

go back to assigned male pls

Ok now that this is over

Post Assigned Clarissa

SPACING OUT


THE WORDS


AND MAKING FACES


LIKE I'M GONNA TAKE A SHIT


MAKES MY POINT

MORE VALID

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We are trying to make them safer but you keep protesting the police and voting for more gun control.

Is Clarissa supposed to be social commentary, or is it just grotesque and depressing for the fun of it?
Because I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be getting out of this.

Social commentary on how hard it can be for some sexually abused children to report their situation.
>Freeze peach

A part of my brain shuts down every time I hear this phrase.

I'm afraid he's lost me time. someone please explain

I don't understand the comic. Her dad is fucking/molesting her.

She's being abused right? Who even writes this?

Fuck yeah Clarrisa is my jam.

What did she have to do to earn it Sup Forums?

A handjob you drongo.

>no lobster hands this time
what did he mean by this?

i dont get it

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It's a game they play. She makes her hands into a shape like lobster claws and she attacks his sea creature.

don't squeeze the cock too hard

*sea cucumber

Being alive annoys me

Yes. There's a lot more of Clarissa than just what was posted in this thread.

>gamercat comic that doesn't end with an edit of them fucking each other

what's the point?

It's a non-joke, designed to make newfags confused and assume they're missing a joke.

O-Oh...

google the term, lobster hands is a specific term. Urban Dictionary has it, it basically boils down to a boring bad handjob with only a few fingers.

I WANNA FEEL LIKE I FEEL

I just now made the connection that the dads DNA was on her hand

EWW

Every day

>Donald J Trump is now president of the USA

Because the media constantly lambasted him and his supporters as racists/sexists/homophobes/etc

I.E. gave him attention

Funny how these things work

oh fug

The best part is Sophie is canadian and Trump is pro-LGBTQ.

God I hate my country's shitty government and the sheer amount of retarded liberals that support it.

>Trump is pro-LGBTQ
No, he's not. He used LGBTQ to push his anti-Muslim bullshit. He doesn't give a fuck about LGBTQ but he'll gladly "protect" them against "Muslims" from throwing them off rooftops.

lol

Something that kind of ruins Clarissa for me is how smart, insightful and world wise she is.

It just nags at my brain that this kid should be able to articulate what's happening to someone else who could do something.

If she was far more naive and childish and immature and didn't really understand what was going on it'd probably make it even more tragic.

What is Q?

>he actually believes that
you are one stupid motherfucker

I bet you think he's going to drain the swamp too.

Oh boy, is this a Clarissa thread?
The shitstorm on Sup Forums when people started posting porn was hilarious.

>Sophie is canadian
I want off of this ride.

Quasar

no one knows

>Trump is pro-LGBTQ
No he isn't
He just isn't anti-LGBTQ
He doesn't give a fuck about them

gay except spelled with a q because it's an extra-special snowflake

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literally 'iunno lol' as a gender

T. butt hurt liberal wolfkin

I made some vidya-related OC and wanted to post it.

I suppose I'll leave it here.

Literally the only argument you could make is that he wants to leave gay marriage laws up to the states, but realizes the supreme court decision is mostly set in stone.

Even though he thinks marriage is a religious sacrament and gay marriage in this context would be infringing on first amendment rights, back in fucking 2000 he supported a domestic partnership law that would let gay couples have opportunities married couples have.

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sometimes i feel like i should finish Deus Ex

Some say queer, some say questioning, some (like me) just leave it the fuck off because oh my god that acronym is turning out to be the pi of letters.

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I don't get it

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I hope this freak kills himself now that Trump has won

I don't think Trump is anti-LGBT but I want to wait and see how much Pence actually does in the administration. If he's like most VPs, then I'm pretty sure the gays can stop worrying. If he's like Cheney, then maybe some of the worry is justified.

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>undertale
i enjoy having a visual stimulus that informs me that the person posting it has nothing useful to add to the conversation or life

LGBTAWHATEVER is more than just whether or not the L and G can get married, and his choice for VP is clear evidence he doesn't give a fuck at best.

reported for undertale

have another, adoring fans

>implying Pence is anything more than life insurance so people skilled enough to assassinate him/hire someone to assassinate him know they'd get an even shittier president if he died

>Undertale
>stupid comic that isn't funny
I'm not surprised

Heh.

HAH

You know what I've never seen posted on Sup Forums in any shape or form?

Fucking.

Kinnikuman.

Do that shit. The stale Clarissa/Dobson/Walky/miscellaneous identity politics shit can wait.

That alone makes Trump an evil sack of shit who needs to die...

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My worry is that the Repubs are waiting on a super majority in 2018, then the first thing they do is impeach Trump on some bullshit just so they can get Pence as President.

Yes I know that is a baseless conspiracy theory.

>implying Biden wasn't the same thing for obama

>that plane that got vaporized by the exploding blimp

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Is this Gurren Lagann?

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I want to fuck white korra.

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It ran into a blimp that was burning hydrogen and rocket fuel of course it got vaporized when it ran into something as hot as the sun.

>gif

Anyone have that one old comic of the two kids playing video games and the mom comes in and is all like "I got pziza!"


Anyone?

have a classic

>it suddenly stops then disappears
Hehe

>It just nags at my brain that this kid should be able to articulate what's happening to someone else who could do something.

That's part of the point. She's smart enough to know what's going on, but she CAN'T say anything, it's that hard. She gives cries for help with her school drawings and such, but she's terrified of telling anyone. Like, in the comic posted in this thread she just pretends she has a force field, and straight up says "no one will die because you told me" when she thought the other girl was going through the same thing. Obviously SOMEONE has been telling her "if you tell anyone about what daddy does, you/daddy/someone will die".

It also makes the point a lot of child abuse ads make, that rape and abuse basically end childhood and make kids grow up and see how terrible the world is too early. She's smart and grumpy because she can't be ignorant and cheerful like the other kids anymore.

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>He hasn't beaten Deus Ex, yet.