BASED CONAN

youtube.com/watch?v=eXJFbsQBvLw

>Why is this a game
>Tell me when something happens
>This is an aggressive waste of our time
>I don't know what we achieved
>I have no sense of satisfaction

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FINAL FAGGOTRY DICKLETS BTFO

Why are people laughing when nothing funny is happening?

You know what's the funniest part? Square Enix without a doubt paid for that segment

Fuck that was actually funny

3 real days to kill a turtle?
What the fuck.

Lmao Conan just described 90% of open world games. Nothing is happening nothing is achieved.
FF manlet cucks btfo

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I'm still buying it just to wander around in the open world

I miss when it was just Conan and Aaron instead of some random celebrity

>taking video game advice from someone who performs at the Bohemian Grove and has probably witnessed human sacrifice before

Back to /pol with you

Elijah is a total bro though.

what this about manlets? what wthey have to do with this game?

How much is SE spending on marketing? It's pretty incredible that they actually paid to shill on Conan. I wonder what's going to happen if this flops.

It's just not fair, etc, etc.

>Clueless Gamer
>Has someone else play the game for him
???????

According to Richard Nixon, Bohemian Grove is just gay orgies.

Americans

>3 real days to defeat that boss

I'm a liberal

"The game takes place on an earth-like planet named Eos"
>crowd laughs

They'll most likely blame Conan.

>3 days to defeat a boss

Fuck off someone please confirm this

hahahha people actually like final fantasy hahahhaha

ff cucks BTFO

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>GET OUT
i dont even have a reaction image for this

excuse me source?
How exactly is he from /pol again?
are you the raging faggot from the based comedian thread? don't you have some records to set straight?

Conan is literally "Our Guy".

oh my god my friend bought a ps4 for this game

>baw people laugh at me for being a sperg
>Im not from Sup Forums but I meme like I am

Don't respond to /qa/fags.

>all those nonjaps
so he yelled at some marketing people at the end?

"One day in the game time is about 30 minutes of play. You can fight the Adamantoise seen in the trailer, but it might take 30 in-game days to beat it."

this is what tabata said a long time ago, we know now it takes 3 full days

>"the people who made this game are in the next room"
>all white people
nice try conan i wish buddy

>takes 3 days to beat boss

Also one day is 1 hour now.

cant believe i bought the $300 collectors edition of this shit

>Elijah is a total bro though.

He barely said shit during the entire segment. I bet he was just happy to be able to play FFXV.

And Conan should never be allowed to review rpgs ever again. He doesn't understand there's a whole story to these games.

Everyone knows about /pol memes by now its nothing new.
noted

Spotted the seething FF fag lads

4:40
"Could've started the game with this thing"

IT WAS, FUCKING TABATA REEEEEEEEEEEEE

He likes The Witcher.

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GAME

wHOS IDEA

WAS IT TO PUT THE FIRST AREA, AS A DESERT, AND ALL THE MAIN CHARACTERS IN BLACK ONE DIRECTION LEATHER???

AM I IN FUCKING BIZZARO LAND, WHAT IS THIS CHARACTER DESIGN

ITS ABBSURRRRDDDDD

He liked the tits senpai that was it.

>game was so bad he went to the localization office to yell at them
kek

manlets love japanese games because that's the only way they will get a girlfriend!

>Elijah Wood
Nailed it.

Look at his face you retard, are you autistic or blind? He's a bro.

>XV releases in XV days
>More threads full of nothing but shitposts

This reminds me so much of the Bloodborne threads.
Every time Sup Forums shits on a video game right before release I know for a fact that it'll be good.

That Conan video was pretty funny.

>3 real time days to beat a boss

Someone please elaborate.

Holy shit, why am I just now realizing that Lindsay Lohan had such deliciously big titties? Too bad she's just a nasty crack whore now.

Read the thread, retard.

He only likes Witcher because there's sex in it. Aside from that, there's nothing worth noting about his review.

Say it with me

THREE

These are not shitposts.

You posted a pretty unknown Sup Forums meme senpai.
Just tell the truth and move on with your life.

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Because the characters can only do so much damage, the boss has 3 days worth of health...?

i fucking love it when people who aren't ingrained in videogameland call out the utter stupidity and lack of cohesion and logic in games.

Yes they are just look at this Sup Forums tier thread.

TOOK US THREE DAYS TO DEFEAT THAT BOSS

THREE DAYS!

Fuuuuuuck

this game looks like fucking garbage
please tell me people aren't excited for this

That was the only thing I found funny.

top fucking kek

These are shitposts of the lowest quality, user.

That's still like 3 hours, Sure sounds fun to hold the attack button for 3 hours while a mountain does non telegraphed things that kill me in one hit

S A V A G E

...obliviously they were laughing at Conans expression.

>He doesn't understand there's a whole story to these games.

Neither does Square/enix.

>10 years of development for this

Holy shit Square is on suicide watch.

THREE

I'm fairly certain that you're not even suppose to fight it at such early on low levels. That shit had a level 99 attached to it...

One hour to kill a fucking boss? Holy shit, this really is the most boring shit ever. Thanks Conan, for opening my eyes. Gonna cancel my preorder.

meanwhiel

The fuck are you smoking?

i assume when he plays a video game he expects a good gameplay to be the point, not for someone to say 'b-but it has a wh-whole s-story y-you c-casual'. who gives a fuck about story if the gameplay is boring dogshit.

lel

>Sure sounds fun to hold the attack button for 3 hours while a mountain does non telegraphed things that kill me in one hit

You don't have to only hold the attack button to deal damage.
Plenty of enemies have telegraphed attacks. You just get punished for being to greedy because you don't take your thumb off the attack button.

Here's a beginner's guide for you.
youtube.com/watch?v=WMvtobGYumA

that's some shit math you have

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10 years for this... 10 years...

I didn't know Daniel Radcliffe played video games.

I've never actually seen that meme before, crossboarder.

Ironically he manages to sum up why most modern games are shit because his knowledge of games begins and ends at some shit like Pacman where it is immediate, easy to understand, hard to master gameplay

Yeah, but i doubt a fucking mountain has much of a moveset

Can't believe they spent 38 years making this...

>even Conan calls it a boyband

oh god that was actually funny

THREE

>I wanna ride the chicken

Of course it was, it's fucking Conan O'Brien. Some of the best episodes of The Simpsons were the ones he worked on.

I'm as pessimistic as you are about it, but we'll just have to wait and see.

That doesn't even make sense. If a boss has more polygons then there's more memory for him to use moves on you.

The bigger the boss the more the moves. If you were big you would use each toe and finger

They were laughing because even they know how shit XV is.

stop spreading your shit memes Sup Forums

>there's a whole story to these games
but not to FFXV

Did Lindsay always have those 10/10 titties
or am i so gay i never noticed?

I don't know who this particular YouTube personality is, but I'm not going to cancel my preorder as it'll likely be another MGS V where I earn more money off of buying the game than if I had not.