Game has female aliens that are from the far reaches of space

>game has female aliens that are from the far reaches of space
>they're just human female porn star bodies with some alien doodads on their head

I'm looking for a new game to play like this that isn't mass effect. So hard to find shit like this that is appealing.

it's very likely that if we were to meet sentient aliens, they'd be very similar to us

>aliens dont have reproductive organs to accomidate human anatomy
>implied sexual relationship
>trying to imagine how sex works with incompatible species

Is this some kind of bullshit on the level with bestiality?

Two chicks at the same time, man.

>aliens are bizarre spider or squid looking monstrosities
>their females still want to mate with you

Fuckin a'.

>implying humanoid anamoty isn't the optimal setup for surviving as a sentient species

OP you presumptuous prick.

> porn star bodies

You know there do exist women with fantastic, titillating bodies who choose not to go into porn or degrade themselves.

why is that?

actually pornstars have pretty bad bodies on average.
Less hot women are willing to do porn now that their alias will immediately be matched up with their real facebook and everyone they have ever known will know what they did.

So now mainstream porn is filled with generally unattractive women with bad boob jobs.

Nah its the emotional aspect between two separate sentient and intelligent beings. And for the physical side if they could just do wat 2 gay dudes who are in a intimate relationship would do who ate both not into been t stuff. And they just use their hands to please eachother and like Lesbos maybe include the use of adult toys.


There are more than just the plain old bensis in vagoo stuff out there ya know. Ya fucking prude

How would you more efficiently describe a fit chick with perfect tits and a borp ass?

pneumatic

I could a squid alien. Spider I don't know. Also definitely snake people.

fuckin A man

It's safe to assume other intelligent life forms would also be made in the image of God.

>he wouldn't a giant horny spider

Welcome to Star Trek, where most aliens are just human analogues and allegories.

Get out, fucking spider.

You're not gonna trick us into taking that bullet for you.

Have you tried Call of Duty?

>have modest, vanilla sexual preferences
>"fuck you for not embracing our deviant fetishes you fucking prude!"

How tolerant of you. Really made me think.

Hah, good to know you're a religious idiot then.

>alien is a cute larva

>they're just human female porn star bodies with some alien doodads on their head
>female porn star bodies
>just
Virgins, not even once.

A lot of things on earth have independently evolved the same features because they are useful. If we totaled how common certain features like say having two eyes, has been we could get a fair idea of what an alien from a somewhat earthlike planet would be. Also fantasy and fuck anything if its pretty.

>modest, vanilla sexual preferences
>in a thread about fucking with aliens
>How tolerant of you
Go back to whatever hugbox you came from.

ayy c'mon, we,re all humans here

Man, you got me good. Well done.

>save tribe in the name of a friend
>one of the tribe girls sends you an email asking to bear your children
That was a nice touch.

>aiming for eternal suffering

I'm not even mad because you'll get what you deserve when you die. It's kind of like seeing fatties trying to upset people with their views on obese as fuck = healthy. No matter how they squirm you know they will suffer pain, disease and early death long before other normal people.

>Why are alien women just human women with alien head accessories?
>>what are you, an animal fucker?
>fuck off prude
>How dare you call me a prude :)
>back to your hugbox!

>it's a "Sup Forums is retarded" episode

>implying it's not 99% of that and the only reason you go to Sup Forums is to find nuggest late at night/morning when kids are too tired to shitpost full speed

I don't even want to fuck a tenth of the humans I meet, I doubt aliens have a chance.

Not that guy, but there is some degree of truth to it.

Our sensory organs (eyes, ears, nose, mouth) are placed right beside our brain so there is the minimum amount of latency between feeling a sensation and the brain processing that information. For the same reason, the other organs are placed together and not out in our limbs or whatever. The eyes are better the higher they are as they can see more than when they're closer to the ground. So we can assume aliens would have some kind of major grouping point where all the senses come together, and since the eyes want to be as high on the body as possible, it'll likely result in a head.

This is a wild generalization and i'm not saying all aliums must adhere to these strict body building guidelines.

Sounds like you got a case of the Mondays.

To imply that people getting mad at overhumanized aliens is because they want to fuck animals is an amazing leap in logic almost as retarded as Reaganomics.

>alien species consist only of females
>need male specimen from other planets to breed

They explain this in one of the episodes where the romulans, klingons, and the federation all quibble over an ancient mystery. Turns out we were all made in some ancient aliens image and then given a chance to come together over this.

On the Dominion side we learn of a race groomed to evolution by changelings and lab grown warrior race that only feeds on cocaine. Point is that life is pre-programmed in a lot of these universes, the question is by whom.

I would love to play a space game where humanoids are a minority without a reaper/borg cliche.

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>There are more than just the plain old bensis in vagoo
>As a pansexual myself i would theoretically have sex with an alien
Ha what are ya gay?

>put a slut in a shitty cosplay outfit
>call her a robot

And yet, several references to aliens that look like animals
>spiders, squids, snakes

have been mentioned and discussed as to whether they would be fuckable.

Except our sensory organs are very environmental-specific ones. Is it trivial we can experience what's in front of us sensing electromagnetic waves blasting us, notice stuff around us and communicate using vibrations of our atmosphere, and detect how much nutrients are good for us by analyzing their fucking molecular vibrations from a distance?
I'll answer and say no.
Certain animals on earth have eyes at the ends of their limbs, and certain have mouths at their bottom. Some don't have eyes and use hearing to navigate their environment. Some use different light spectrums than us, and can navigate in places that look pitch black to us using their sight alone.
We have insects with external skeletons, and animals with no skeletons at all. We have animals with 4 limbs, 6 limbs, 8 limbs, tens or hundreds of limbs, and some with none, or maybe one.
Heck, even among air breathing mammals, we have dolphins and whales with their air hole on their back side, instead of between their mouths and eyes.

And all of these animals are subject to the same planet earth with the same evolutionary tree. Now, imagine a different planet with different environment and evolution that started differently. Maybe the hypothetical silicone-based life forms. It's impossible to predict what a life form there, sentient or not, would look like.

Dude this is some next level gay.

Would you be so kind as to tell me what game you are referring to?

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There's a major possibility that life we find wont even be based on Carbon, not to mention meta shit like Antimatter.

hey guys is this the space elves thread

I know right? If only they were big , blobby with neon hair and matriarchal ethics

Grow up, kid.

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>Ripe larvae

Enjoy your whore

You had to post her didn't you

>makes a thread complaining about space babes
>uses a picture of lawrence explaining that if he had a million dollars he'd do two chicks at the same time to get his point across
i know that movie is older than you are, but you're a fag

is moo2 the greatest 4x of all time?

Why hasn't this been posted yet?

because the punchline is dumb

The black goo takes many forms

The fuck does she have boob lumps but no actual boobs?

They don't even breastfeed.

>Jenny from MLaaTR
>Anywhere but the basic bitch category

Get the fuck out of here, she's the most entry-level there is

Thats science fiction nerd and you know it.

What game?

>And all of these animals are subject to the same planet earth with the same evolutionary tree
Yes, and all of them are overspecialised dead enders that have no chance of evolving into a position of dominance.

Well, there's that Saya no Uta "game", if that counts.

No it isn´t- it is just subdued.

she wants you to fuck her kids

Tolkien, star wars, star trek all had species that were essentially small humans, big humans, green/blue/black humans, with some make up on their faces and a funny costume.
Its a stable of fantasy and it seems to sell.

It's still jarring when you have this race that has a rubix cube for a head but basic fucking human anatomy from the head down.

Also shit like and is way too common when selecting exotic races in RPGs.

Only medium that doesnt do that is hard scifi books.
In rp games you need uniform models so you can scale same costume for multiple characters and live action you need humans in costumes because cgi is expensive.

is this real?

>Males are gigantic orcs/beats/minotaurs
>Females are just green with tusks/horns

>Those darn r-religious idiots!

>taking bait

You even write like a faggot.

deep.

yes

and it's very educational.

Any life form with a physical body I can and will penetrate. And you can't stop me.

Because God created both of us in His image.

10/10 would fuck

sauce?
I want that education user.

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google seton private academy

kind of hard to find
if you could give me a link it would be nice.

but why does it have tits?

they've been evolving for longer pham, of course their hotter

that's every episode

It's what pissed me off about most sci-fi shows and movies.
Fucking StarTrek and its human but with pointy ears, human with head ridges and human with slightly different ridges.

It's so fucking boring.

I think you actually want to fuck animals to be honest family

what a time to be alive

>the only reason ppl play mass effect is to pretend to fuck aliens instead of actually llay a good game

whew

But that's my fetish and anything else is just closet monster girl shit (which is ready just closet furry shit)

But that's true. You literally never hear anyone talk about the gameplay or story aside from the ending. It's always the waifus

Bunch of bullshit. Plenty of hot new pornstars out there. Your shit fetish and milf videos might have only ugly bitches, not anybody else's fault

>hot pornstars
Nah. Only ugly women do porn. They know they're stupid and are useless in general.