Atleast do some fucking research

Atleast do some fucking research

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>pangolin vs anteater

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I thought sandlash was supposed to be a hedgehog

>cherrypicking the 3d model vs the 2d art.
whew lad, you could do better.

Have you never actually seen anteater in real life?

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>Forced Theming

I think he means it's a fire type for the sake of being a fire type, and has mechanical burner hands and other such apparatus as part of its body for that purpose. Sandslash doesn't require extra body parts to fit into the "ground type" format.

DELETE THIIIISSSSSSS FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

FUUUUCKING GENWUNNER RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>banana skull
Do you not know what a fucking anteater is?

What fucking even is an anteater

Pokemon was never good and it most likely never will be.

That's a stupid image, but the design on the right still looks like dogshit.

Remember how Venusaur was just a dinosaur with a flower on its back?
Or hell, look at Zubat. Why is it a poison type? Bats are not venomous or poisonous.

>Getting this upset over a childrens game

It's time to move on

it eats ants.

actually some are, vampire bats inject anti-freeze on their victim before sucking their blood

>Heatmor
>2017

That pokemon is from like 2010 not 2017

>inaccurate to source animal
Whew fuck man pretty good bait
>head on point looks exactly like that of an anteaters
>claws on point looks exactly like that of an anteaters
>although more stripes than needed they acknowledged anteaters do in fact have them
>even fucking realized and turned the colored cuffs on its arms into something

No they don't. Vampire Bat saliva acts as a anticoagulant, but it's not a true toxin and only serves to prevent the miniscule wounds they create from sealing too quickly.

>Wtf!!!?? I hate Pokemon now.

These.

OP is likely a retarded american whose world knowledge consists of britain being "one bong", australia being upside down, and the middle east being towelheaded terrorists.
it's no surprise he's never heard of or seen an anteater.

I thought it was pretty neat. Instead of using its long banana shaped face to suck up tiny ants, since Durant is like the size of a cat, it melts a hole in their armor and sucks up the insides.

>not knowing about a weird looking animal that only lives in one part of the world
>MUST BE A STUPID FILTHY AMERIBURGER NOT LIKE ME IM SMART AND LIVE IN A GOOD COUNTRY
Settle down, buddy.

We learn about the animals of the world throughout primary and secondary schooling in the civilized world.
Many are also included in books. You know, those weird paper stacks in what you Amerifats would refer to as a "LIBERRY".

Honestly with current events I have to agree America is pretty fucking retarded when it comes to everything but America
I should know I'm american

You raise a good point that there's certain gen 1 pokemon that don't have any discernible reason for being what they are. Poisonous bat isn't really that out there, but i can't understand what bulbasaur or slowpoke are even supposed to be and why they were given the typing they have.

>he's never heard of the appalachian giant anteater

Are you an idiot? You're just going to summon Sup Forums with that sort of talk.

They're related to sloths, which is why they're slow and have claws I guess.

Note that aardvarks, numbats, echidnas and pangolins are all called "anteaters" but are not actually related at all to an actual Anteater.

Ghastly is a black ball with smog around it.

Koffing is a purple ball with holes, Wheezing is 3 Koffings.

Electrode is a polish ball, Voltorb is a smaller polish ball turned upside down.

Magikarp is just a karp.

If anyone seriously thinks Gen1 is any more inspired than other generations, they are seriously deluded by their own nostalgia.

Also this fucking thing
It sort of looks like a rabbit, but why is it spiky and poisonous? Is it a porcupine? why doesn't it have any hair?

Adorable

gastly is a wool-o'-the-wisp, being both a ghost and a ball of gas
voltorb and electrode are mimics, which are common rpg enemies
magikarp is based on a Chinese legend that says a carp that can jump over a waterfall will become a dragon.

koffing and wheezing don't really make any sense. they look like naval mines and explode accordingly, but they're also floating bags filled with toxic gas. So i'll give you that one.

Wheezing is just 3 Koffings. 3 Koffings is Retching, a Koffing evo from gen 9.

Name one dinosaur that looks like venusaur

ivysaur

>wool-o'-the-wisp

It's probably covered in fur, even if it isn't conveyed well.
Remember, Pikachu is supposed to have fur as well.

This is probably the coolest animal alive. Just look at that thing.

>someone somewhere is taking these photos
This is a magical world we live in

koffing and wheezing are giant rhinovirus microbes. yup

Maybe they should teach you how to be relevant.

reminder that literally every fire type except heat Rotom and the Litwick line is just an animal with a fire theme slapped onto it

>Voltorb/Electrode
>Mimics

They're really fucking shitty mimics. Look up their sizes.

Primeape has always been one of my favourites but godamn it's just a white fluff ball with a pig nose but it's somehow supposed to be a monkey with boxing gloves?

It's almost like they are the size of pokeballs haha

Yeah that thing doesn't look like an anteater.
It doesn't have any ears, doesn't have the giant tail, and doesn't share a general posture.

That's spelled LIBERTY you commie

Bats do carry diseases though, no disease type so poison works.

And venusaur looked more like a toad which sort of rounded out the reptilian trio; turtle, salamander/dragon, and toad. Theres not many reptiles or amphibians associated with plants, but turtles fit water and salamanders always had a fire thing behind them.

that's not a giraffe

Oh you're right, I'm sorry. Here's your realistic photograph of an anteater.

Oh fuck, I just got the Charmander line's naming scheme.

Charmander = Char Salamander
Charmeleon = Char Chameleon
Charizard = Char Lizard

>No ears
>Fur pattern isn't even remotely close
>No giant tail
>Bipedal
>Noodle arms with basket ball hands
>Random branching bits on the crotch
>Pipe tail
Yeah guys its totally just like an anteater.

Mhehehe... Stupid genwunners.

You are the real contrarian minority.........

......Why else would the new pokemons sell more than the old ones? POKEMON GO DOESN'T COUNT FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talking about the pokemon dude.

They are called pocket MONSTERS not pocket REAL LIFE ANIMALS

Why do people get so mad about ghosts possessing keys, or dolls, or lawn mowers or blue rats that shoot ice or giant floating balls?

It's just dumb cute monsters let it go lmao idiots.

Every fucking animal can carry a disease

Do you mean the one that is a half metre tall or the one that is 1.2 metres tall?

>Apple vs oranges

Ive always wondered if other languages the pokemon are cleverly named too? Like bulbasaur, it's a dinosaur with a bulb (plant), do other languages do this stuff?

HAHAHAHA!

Then what the fuck do you want? The anteater pokemon looks like a cartoon of what an actual anteater likes, mainly in the head and claws. The tail they turn into a lava thing because fire anteater.

You know anteaters can stand up, right?

Yeah, they rear up to reach taller ant mounds

HEHEHEHEHE!

This is ironically bad, but it is accurate

Charmander = Charizard + Salamander
Squirtle = Squirrel + Turtle
Bulbasaur = Lightbulb + Dinosaur

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HOHOHOHOHO!

>lightbulb
>not a bulb (plant)

user I

>le succubus (male) meme
literally kill yourself retard

>Lightbulb
Holy fucking shit

>Bulbasaur's strongest move in gen 1 is Solarbeam
>literally gathering light and then expelling like a lightbulb
really makes u think, right?

Yeah but its not their normal posture. They don't walk around like that a lot. Unless I've been lied to pangolins do walk on their hind legs a lot.

I fucking love anteaters

something about them is cute as all hell
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it's still a pokemon you fucking retarded

next thing you're gonna tell me psyduck doesn't look anything like a duck because he doesn't have wings

There arent any firedogs irl either, but it's pretty fucking clear what arcanine is supposed to be

Guess that means grass types should be renamed to lightbulb types

Apologize, NOW!!!

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Muk/grimer weren't a mess of colors and random shapes.

What's the Komodo Dragon of the Pokémon World?

Finally I have a reason to post this.

The only thing that ties venusaur to dinosaurs is its english name
Arcanine at least looks like a dog, venusaur looks more like a toad or some shit

>Generic RPG slime monster stereotype
>vs an ice cream cone with a smily face and a green plastic bag of rubbish with a grumpy face
And to head you off at the pass, Voltorb and Electrode are RPG stereotype mimics because pokeballs have always been used of items on the world map.

>Zoroark
>Lucario

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>lightbulbs gather light

>Ninja dog/frog
>Dragon, dragon, dragon
>Actually good design
vs
>RPG slime
>Pokeball
>Eggs
>Succubus
>Tongue monster
>Magnets not really based on anything.
Fuck it I'll take the one that doesn't have a fuck ton of shitty dragons and has some respect for it's roots in RPGs.

>he doesn't like all pokemon

lol

Gen 1 was the original, with "only" 150 pokemon; so the really weird ones were quirky
Now that there's 500+ or whatever, the dumb designs are becoming such a big number

it works in the games, the scaling isn't accurate

Kill yourself.

Then its still a shitty mimic if it only works when they are viewed from above.

>people are actually defending the one on the right

Heatran was always a great design though. His typing also makes sense since fire ants are a thing.

I mean, garbodor has 5 colors, no real shape, and doesn't have any clear design theme.
Muk has two colors, is supposed to be a slime, and doesn't go overboard with random bits super glued to it.