How do yoshis reproduce?
How do yoshis reproduce?
Mason Adams
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Jaxson Gonzalez
haha
Nathaniel King
A sound of laughter
A sound of laughter
Nolan Garcia
chortling
Dominic Morgan
They have to collect 30 fruits.
Jordan Brooks
What's so funny?
Anthony Allen
How do Yoshi's push out eggs if their 3d model doesn't have an anus
James Williams
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Jacob Gonzalez
haha could you imagine if his 3d model had a detailed anus? haha
Jayden Edwards
No seriously, why are you saying "haha". Context? Is he just being retarded?
Aiden Allen
He's mocking you
Leo Perez
rape
Jackson Collins
Are you new?
Ryan Evans
How fucking new are yew?
Lincoln Myers
every time
Jackson Sanders
haha
Julian Anderson
From their vaganias
Parker Ortiz
>text board /games/
this isnt from Sup Forums is it
Henry King
Well they hatch from eggs and they lay eggs so.
Oliver Murphy
could you imagine if there was a yoshi game where a bunch of different pokemon mounted him and rode him all over haha thatd be so weird haha
Brayden Richardson
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Isaac Torres
haha ya with their penes
that is what you meant right? haha
Jonathan Nelson
So how are the yoshi eggs fertilized? He doesn't throw aborted yoshis at guys does he?
Andrew Rogers
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Mason Stewart
>So how are the yoshi eggs fertilized?
Maybe a yoshi shits out an egg then the next one has to shove it up their ass to fertilize it.
Gabriel Fisher
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Chase Perry
haha i would like to see like a drawing or something like that you know just for a few laughs haha
Samuel James
It is.
Ryan Phillips
Delete this before someone draws / commisions a drawing of it.
Josiah Thomas
TELL YOSHI BEDTIME STORY
Elijah Perry
I'm sure out there somebody already has.
Aaron Rodriguez
Haha
Austin Watson
99 seconds in MSP
Colton Phillips
God damn it you shitheads stop it you'll make me wake up my mom.
Grayson Myers
Make the yoshi a different color from the egg so we know it doesn't belong to the same Yoshi
Ayden Fisher
they removed textboards in '14 i think
rip vip
Kevin Long
You have to jizz in yoshi's mouth
Charles Miller
True autism
Nathaniel Butler
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Asher Williams
dude it looks like hes farting so hard haha I wonder how it smells haha
Andrew Nelson
Fuck you bitch ill fuck you up
Michael Edwards
Fucking newfag
Blake Morris
post butt expelling egg
Gabriel Peterson
The Yoshis reproduce by laying eggs, and then hatching from them. The very same eggs that they throw in Yoshi's Island games.
Now, you might say that Yoshis are incredibly cruel, willingly killing their offspring just to get rid of some predators. But think how many eggs they produce, if all of them hatched the whole island would be overrun by Yoshis, and they are already apex predator there. Yes, the Yoshi's Island wasn't originally theirs, they conquered it, and now maintain careful balance. I imagine each Yoshi is only allowed few eggs to hatch during their lifetime, as to keep their genetics as strong as possible.
Elijah Walker
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Lincoln Long
now post birdo sucking it out
Brody Jones
Is that a real card? what the fuck
Caleb Cox
I'm assuming asexually, they're like bacteria that split off once they gather enough food.
David Hall
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Gabriel Clark
?????????????
Holy shit havent been on Sup Forums forever is it really all pure retard normie trash now?
Ethan Sanders
Makes sense, though it's more likely the eggs they can produce from enemies/etc. are just unfertilized.
Cooper Price
hsaha
Nolan Parker
i dont even know how many layers of irony are we on now.
Aiden White
Are you being ironic, post-ironic, new sincere or just sincere?
Thomas Campbell
You are like a little baby.
SUCC
Dominic Myers
>implying you can find the origins of the yoshi meme on google
______haha______
Carter Russell
did you forget post-sincere
Dylan Brooks
IRONY ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY
THESE SHITTY FUCKING "OH LOOK DO YOU GET THE INSIDE JOKE???? LMAO LET ME DERAIL ANY THREAD WHERE THIS THING IS MENTIONED WITH MY SHITTY IRONIC SHITPOSTING" GARBAGE IS THE WORST FUCKING THING TO EVEN HAPPEN TO THIS SHIT WEBSITE
YOU CAN'T MENTION YOSHI
YOU CAN'T MENTION UNDERTALE
YOU CAN'T MENTION POKEMON: GALE OF DARKNESS
YOU CAN'T MENTION ANYTHING RELATING TO ANIME WITHOUT SOME FAGGOTS ASKING ABOUT A JOJO REFERENCE
JUST STOP
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING YOSHI SCREENCAP
LOOK AT THE DATE ON THOSE POSTS
YOU ARE PARROTING A THREE YEAR OLD MEME
YOU PROBABLY WEREN'T EVEN HERE WHEN IT FIRST GOT POSTED YOU STUPID
FUCKING
FAGGOT
Carson Johnson
Is this a JoJo reference haha
Chase Morales
Somebody get this hahahead outta here.
Easton Perez
>XD
Back to le reddit with you, faggot
Nathan Martinez
Delete this thread
Grayson Richardson
meme
Angel Robinson
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Cooper Adams
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Ian Barnes
Where did you get this pic of me?
Luke Collins
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Blake Ross
FUCK
Levi Robinson
A MEMES A MEME user
Josiah Adams
Test
Adrian Allen
Undertale isn't a meme. It's just shit.
Blake Parker
>Undertale isn't a meme.
You know damn well that all the "Is this the greatest X of all time?" Undertale threads are 100% meme bait.
Ryder Cruz
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Dominic Robinson
oh haha that's cool got anymore haha
Nicholas Mitchell
YEAH!
Camden Evans
Yoshis = Namekians