What the fuck did i just play

What the fuck did i just play

a videogame

I dunno, what did you play?

TURRN UP

the only game that did muh choices right

You played a buggy mess with a awesome story.

Proof that gameplay doesn't have to be everything.
Seriously it plays like a bargain bin game, but it's memorable in a good way regardless.

>Recruit
>on Hard
>while trying to do no kills

truly these people are worse than marburg

>Martial Arts + Toughness

I NEED SOME MUSIC

>trying to do no kills
>not wanting to kill at least Shaheed and Marburg, not to mention Al-Samad and VCI in general
reeeeeeee

fuck is this guy's problem

If you do Taipei before Russia, and are on good terms with Steven Heck, he can poison the coke batch and make this fight much more tolerable.

Daddy/role model/authority issues.

>yfw you find out you can jump between areas and don't have to do them all in one go

>e-mailing Mina for the first time
>you can propose closet sex as astory to tell your kids later

we archer now boys

>when the spiked cocaine hits

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lol that does seem to be it's sticking point
it's weapon system is shit unbalanced though

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you'll play it again, too

The only game where saying "your choices matter" isn't a bold faced lie, wrapped up in a glitchy mess where the glitches will probably fuck you over more than any enemy.

>Rome to pick up the Silencer Mk 3
>Russia to unlock the advanced stealth armour
>Back to Rome to kill Marburg
Easy mode.

>Heck was right the whole time
>Heck is a better secret agent than Thorton
Ah, replaying this game is a joy. The way things slowly unfold in your head through your second and third playthroughs, and then suddenly you just get it.

>tfw did Bray-bray with CQC by spiking his coke and going in when he was spazzing

If you're hardcore, you can manage him even with unspiked coke with Fury, Iron Will and judicious amounts of running away when he gets all hyper.
Never again, though.

>Hating the VCI
>Not getting SIE and Marburg to like you by the end of the game

>liking a bunch of undisciplined psychos instead of the coolest faction in the entire game
>liking literally 'muh professionalism' 'muh lack of responsibility' 'muh choices' spaghetti man
[x] Suave
[x] Suave
[x] Suave
[x] Suave
Con-rad.

So, like most Obsidian stuff?

I need to reinstall this game, I just realized I never did a full psycho run.

Are shotguns any good?

>Broken Tier
Pistols
>Fun Tier
Shotguns
>Use-able Tier
Rifles
>What are you for Tier
SMGs

>Are shotguns any good?
They're amazing. Criticals hits are instant knockdown at any distance, and the active skill makes all your shots critical hits for the duration.
Only downside is the unique shotgun for the game is Omen Deng's

As I said, full psycho run, everyone is going to die anyway, no matter how cool they are.

>everyone is going to die anyway, no matter how cool they are
Considering you have to leave at least one person alive for the ending pls make it Best Girl

Greatest bro after Heck. Shame that we can't have him as support instead of Mina.

>Greatest bro
>Shame that we can't have him as support instead of Mina.
t. darcy

Shotguns with heavy armor and extra health (can't remember what the skills are called) are pretty broken too. Of course the time-stop/multiple perfect shots Pistol ability still dominates bosses but that shotgun combo makes the levels completely trivial.

>Not wanting a buddy cop comedy about you and Darcy globe-trotting and blowing shit up.
>Preffering backstabbing cunts to captialism-loving rivals

It is just shame that we don't have more of him or Sis.

You don't have to leave anyone alive except your handler on the the last mission I think

Of course I'm going to leave best girl alive since Steven is best girl.

>fight brako first time blind
>takes like an hour or two and just barely kill him with flashbangs and assault rifles

>second time
>find out pistols are OP AF and instagib him with that pistol ability that lets you magdump people in the head

>his first run wasn't pistols+stealth
I had no idea it would be so OP

This.
When I became a walking invisible aimhack the game started to feel a little silly.
But in the end, the plotline and choices are what you really play for.

>when you first get Awareness as a passive

I remember pistols raping everything.... The special was a pixel-perfect sniper time-slowdown attack

A fuckin great game

SIE's romance scene still gets me ROCK HARD

>mfw

you enjoy getting raped?

The most underrated VG of all time

>Not taking what you can get

>still no SFM of sis and those fat fucking lips

life is cruel

Strange, are there really no SFM models from AP? After all these years?

>no one cared enough to even rip models for porn
so this is why we're never getting a sequel

Above everything tier
>Hand to Hand
>not "I'm the Cook"ing every guy who fucks with you

toughness + martial arts is probably the most underrated class. throw in technical aptitude so you can get brilliance and spam fury. who the fuck needs guns?