Friend beats you in a game

>friend beats you in a game
>taunts you irl

>girl beats you in a game
>bullies you for losing to a girl

>Friend beats you in a 1v1
>You don't get to cum for a week because of the bet

>as paypack you force him to give you a rim job as a joke

>friend beats you in game
>friend beats you off IRL

>Play a new fighting game with friend
>Friend beat you at the first match because he spammed the same move
>He tells everyone that you're shit at this game

>he can't take the banter

>girl beats you in a game
>sits on your face as punishment

the friend isnt wrong
if you lose to someone that spams 1 move only, you really are shit

>friend beats me at a game
>receive wave of crushing insults and taunts
>beat friend at a game
>send wave of crushing insults and taunts
its called banter, friends do that sometimes

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>has no friends
>never gets beat in a game

>friend beats you in a game
>he sucks your dick as a hilarious prank

I miss fucking around with my bros

>Always beat casual friends at game
>Everyone thinks I'm Godly
>Would get bodied online by decent players
>Inevitable that some new friend will play and smack my candyass with ease

>Faggot makes thinly veiled gay thread
>No point insulting him because he probably likes it

There's no way to win.

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you shouldn't be so tense, user.
let me just suck your dick a little. it'll ease you up

>super gay for my best friend who I often play vidya with
>mfw these threads
Is there a way to seduce a straight guy

>really competitive by nature
>usually slam my friends in games we play
>new guy plays me
>he's good and bodies me
>can't let it go all night
>force him to sit there and churn out game after game with me until I can consistently beat him
>ruin the entire night
>don't realise until I get home

Every time

honestly the way to win in life is to fetishize everything. then nothing can get you down

>lose house
>have a homeless groveling fetish

>no food
>starving fetish

>friends call you bad at games
>humiliation

stick win every time

leave him alone faggot

That's why I don't have friends

Yeah, hang yourself

because youre a screamer that hides your anger under the guise of banter?

captcha: calle stacy

>implying you're a guy
Stop lying on the internet.

awesome

>play fifa with friend regulary
>allways are in good mood even if I lose
>try to friendly banter
>he never makes a sound while playing, just occacional grunt
>when he loses big or couple of game on row he gets upset and dont want to play anymore
>have to hold myself back, when starting to win too big

I just want to have friendly banter while playing ;I

No you cant seduce him if he is straight.

Sissy white boi thread?

I hate all of you

Tell us why you hate yourself.

Introduce him to Sup Forums and wait a few years
The slow crawl

>tfw get so excited when I actually get to play against a strong opponent my adrenaline goes batshit and I can't even talk properly
>stutter like fuck and speak at mach speed
>bored when I'm winning easily

I wish I could just take it easy

Please give me sauce kind user

Oh my god, it's another GAY THREAD
Just let me post a reaction image to express my hate for you people in a thread that I willingly entered just to show you my current emotion before I leave.

>Friend beats me in a game and forces me to wear panties

To be fair there is something fucking weird about Fifa/PES. I don't get upset in all the other multiplayer games but it bothers me in those two.

user, why would you hate girly boys?

This guy gets it, shittalking your friend is half the fun

There is a way to win. You even know what it is, you just forgot.

The way to win is to make sure that when he comes back to check his thread 10 minutes later there are 0 replies.

I was playing 1v1 Overwatch against my ex and after I went 4-0 against him, he alt+f4'd and smashed his desk. Video games suck.

>beat him next game
>take off his pants, straddle him and grind his cock until he's on edge
two can play at that game my friend

>Be masturbating to straight shota
>threesome between friends and mom
>kids start making out
>holy fuck that's hot as shit
>cum buckets
A-am i getting gay, Sup Forums?

You're a pedo at the very least.

>straight shota

user...

Get him into lifting.
After that it's only a matter of time.

It's true. Just check /fit/ for a second.

Lifting becomes admiring the male form, which becomes admiring other males forms, which becomes jealousy and study, which becomes homo

>lose to someone on purpose
>they get pissed at you for giving them a bad game/wasting their time

how jelly can you even get

>friend beats you irl
>taunts you in game

I am the thread killer. All threads die as soon as I reply. I'm sorry.

Was it that English language guide thing by Kloah?

>friend beats you in a game
>taunts your butt with his cock

You mean

>girls beats you in a game
>tea bags you IRL

Be a hot girl.

This thread was dead from it's birth.

>friend makes a forfeit for a 1v1
>loser must put the other's cock in their mouth
>"accidentally" lose

Quit being a fucking faggot
Seriously, just leave him alone. Find some other faggot to be gay with

But that's not possible unless she has a teabag with which to dunk!

>loser has to suck winner's dick for 10 seconds
>lose and suck it for 10 minutes instead

Crossdressing and alcohol works every time.

>friend beats you at game
>HAHA, YOU SUCK ASS AND DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
>you beat friend at the same game
>WELL I'M NOT AN AUTIST THAT WASTES HIS ENTIRE LIFE PLAYING THIS SHITTY GAME. ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF?
Sure glad I Don't hang out with that guy anymore.

>mfw I was super gay for my friend for a whole year
>I ended up confessing and we are dating now

Have people ever told you they thought you are gay?

One girl one told me that and I've been kind of conscious about it for couple of years now.

I got bullied and beat up in school for being girly and everyone thought I was gay. I wasn't at the time, but now I am.

You sure showed them!

Why is Sup Forums so full of crazy, hyperaggressive homosexuals? I don't mind homosexuality, but why must you try to "convert" guys that have no interest in that sort of thing? I thought this was just a negative, outdated stereotype.

It's not a matter of "showing" anyone, user!

Nah but people have told me they thought I was straight.

Desperation for social interaction of any kind, let alone sexual.

Just go to craigslist

>tfw no gf or bf
steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420

That's still some pretty bad reasoning. I am a very lonely person, mentally ill person, and I have a female friend, but I resit the urge to ask her all of the creepy questions i have in mind. For example, if I'm thinking something like "Wow, she has really nice smelling hair" I won't actually point it out, because I'm pretty sure saying that kind of thing and asking if I can sniff it will upset her.

I like Tomoko myself. But, like, there is a line, you know.