DSP's views are plummeting...

>DSP's views are plummeting, he's burned through all the money he had saved up from when he was single and had a good 9-5, and is in severe risk of filing for bankruptcy in the next 6 months
>AngryJoe is rapidly ballooning up and is in danger of potentially losing his eyesight
>TB is terminally ill
>Spoony's pickled his liver and has gradually pissed away 4/5 of his Patreon money after his backers got fed up with him refusing to do anything
>Boogie has somehow gotten even fatter
>MadThad isn't going to be released until 2 years after The Last Guardian
>InuitInua has been forced to out herself as a transwoman and has been doing webcam pornography since "her" YouTube career never took off
>The Irate Gamer thinks he's a ghost hunter
>CGR Mark was forced to take the Patreon route and his video quality has dropped dramatically as a result
>MetalJesus is still a socially awkward manchild
>AlphaOmegaSin and ManletTears are both still shrinking
>Dobson had to move back in with his parents and is quite literally living off food stamps after his girlfriend got sick of his shit and left him

Why do people say YouTube's worth doing again?

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pakistani citizen

"they should be tellin 7y/os to stop suckin dick so sexy!"

kys

You got a link for that porn or are you making shit up.

gamejesus is still alive

Do you retards really come here just to talk about e-celebs?

Fuck off

literally who?

Only preteens give a shit about e-celebs, you're all going to have to leave.

While James and Mike are having a blast.

Of all the Youtube celebrities here, CGR was good, but definitely became shit when he stupidly does this retard "el camino" "flamethrower" shticks

i lost interest watching his videos because of that, and Dave was the good CGR, Mark is the SJW one

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I don't get the love behind CGR, they are generic as it gets when it comes to game reviews.

Just talking over game footage with barely any personality.

I don't understand why some youtubers like Spoony or DSP don't just get some 9-5 job to help supplement their YouTube income. I think Spoony might have a job but it's clear DSP just refuses to get a job now that he's seen how lazy things can be

Seriously these guys must be completely fucked, I can't imagine most employers being cool with a multi-year gap in your resume

>InuitInua has been forced to out herself as a transwoman and has been doing webcam pornography since "her" YouTube career never took off
What? I thought she quit youtube because she broke up with her fiancee?

It is the very first of the internet reviews, before the tech bubble, the template of internet reviewing/skits was made by them

and they really do know their video production, since they were broadcasting majors, so the sound production was good

Sadly, since Dave left, Mark is not really good at it, and he only did the CGR HD thing, because he saw the rise of popularity of these youtube reviewers, Dave is the one whose more pationate about the games

Sad about Mohammad though, he donated a fuck ton of rare and old games to Mark, only to be sold by Mark

is it sad that I've never heard of any of these people?

>streamer faggot suddenly has to face reality

Cool story.

That fat fuck boogie does't even discuss or review games. He just whines about his fatness and shows of his manchild toys

Consider it a blessing.

kill urself niko

you were the worst person i ever had the misfortune of encountering

go find something better to do than shitpost on Sup Forums

>fat fuck
*fatter fuck

You mean the e celebs are as fucking stupid as normal celebrities?
Golly gee paint me fucking surprised.

Sorry, I don't know Niko. I'm just here for the (You)s.

Good, all these gay-celebs are worthless pieces of shit.

>InuitInua has been forced to out herself as a transwoman and has been doing webcam pornography since "her" YouTube career never took off

So are you gonna send a link, or just spread lies?

Dont believe Phil's claims of dire straits. His girlfriend works a 9-5 & has consistent business on her soap shop. He's been getting tons of extra cash from his new channel and gets 1,300 a month from patreon.

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More classic Game Room goodness

don't worry about it pal, he was just some finnish sperg who pretends to be a 17 year old girl online and uses it as a shield. He took that screencap in the OP.

have a good day friend. avoid catfishes like the plague

A Youtube celebrity is going to be President of America someday

what happened to this guy youtu.be/ua2Pk-wECMU
he was always a bro and had good taste, I'd watch him if he had a solo channel

no it's sad that Sup Forums is full of 16 year olds who unironically watch this shit and garbage like MDE/h3h3

>irate gamer thinks he's a ghost hunter
lmao what

Vinny and Joel are still godtier
Fuck your other faggots.

>Revolving your entire career on youtube in a niche field riddled with copyright
>Especially if you don't have talent or anything new to offer

Just get a real job and have youtube as a hobby or way of showing your work to a broader audience.

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who the hell are those people?

I'm not fat

>some of these people have been at this for nearly a decade
>the idea of internet celebrity has-beens is beginning to form in the conscious mind of web content viewers, what with things like AVGN still running a decade later, and every new episode is worse than the last
>the biggest lets players are all childrens entertainers, a large paradigm shift from the young adult hobby it began as back in 2006-07
>streaming/gaming on youtube is so completely oversaturated with people trying to make a fucking career out of it that it's next to impossible to identify new people who are worth watching

was youtube a mistake?

>herself

rip dave
i bought hydro thunder cause of him

Wheres the porn op.

People who make youtube videos.
Really thats about it.

>Joel

Literal class-act Sup Forumsirgin who expouses how good old games are yet can't play them for shit

Joel just fucks around too much, his commentary distracts too much from his gameplay. See dead rising stream archives

No, just monetizing it.
If you could only make money off donations it would work great. Also if google stayed the fuck out of it.
Also check out vidbit, literally old youtube. Needs more people though, help spread it around.

>AngryJoe is rapidly ballooning up and is in danger of potentially losing his eyesight
lol wut?

>has consistent business on her soap shop.

thats real?

Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.

Vinny is really good at shooting the shit when he's by himself. Put him in a room with another human being however and he's the most awkward fuck alive.

Joel reminds me of a teenager. He has that little kid thing going on where everything is awesome and he's constantly enthused about whatever you put in front of him.

They're both completely, unbelievably shit at video games. Especially since playing them is Vinny's literal job these days, you'd think he'd be better at it.

Nice job quoting another person's saying.

And what is the size of the mind that shitposts on a cantonese soap making forum, you fucking faggot?

STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!!!

Even smaller minds regurgitate overused quotes.

>Tele Finland

What sort of minds discuss video games.

so does this mean his minecraft puppet channel didnt pan out

finns are conniving fucks, who would've guessed

good observation, friendo
here is a cookie
*hand u a cookie*

And yet jontron, Critical and AVGN are still fantastic.

I appreciated that neither of them acknowledged the elections and didnt feelbit important to tweet about the results, it was really refreshing

I honestly think thats part of the fun, watching people who aren't great at games.
I don't care how much fancy shit you can do in a game, if I'm watching you play it I'd rather have some good commentary or see you do something fun and interesting.
Not watch you play the meta over and over, doing exactly what is predicted with nothing interesting ever happening. Fuck e sports.

>Critical

hes a snapchat pawn now tho

>TBFP still going strong despite the death of Vessel (though they've returned to the Machinima mines)
>LGR still active
>AVGN put out a new episode recently while his LP vids are actually watchable
>Game Grumps continue to exist
All's right with the world, the rest can all burn

>so does this mean his minecraft puppet channel didnt pan out


Have to give it to him, Ghost Hunting can be very lucrative, good pacing and editing can make ghost hunting videos earn top money and he can be picked up by TV studios unlike Unfunny Spoony and his poor attempts to get on Broadcast TV

Grave Encounters started like that

This, they're basically G4 tier dudebros with the whole 'Nintendo is for babies' shtick back in the day.

"Kutsu"

>>TBFP still going strong despite the death of Vessel (though they've returned to the Machinima mines)

If by going strong you mean continuing to put out content, sure.

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
TO WATCH HIS WIFE GET FUCKED IN THE ASS

If you're the kind of dumb faggot who made it big on Youtube and DIDN'T move over to Twitch for an easier, larger paycheck, you really don't deserve the money.

Like, have all the moral "I don't like having streamers talk to the audience/I don't like the audience being attention seeking fucks" complaints you want, but realize that in strict business terms unless you're fucking PewDiePie or some shit you're always going to make more streaming to a loyal audience who also donates to your gay Patreon.

I heard Mike's dick is enormous, like the size of an elephant trunk

>>InuitInua has been forced to out herself as a transwoman and has been doing webcam pornography since "her" YouTube career never took off

What in the actual fuck are you talking about?

>CGR Mark was forced to take the Patreon route and his video quality has dropped dramatically as a result
It's not his videos that dropped quality. The issue is the dozen minute long videos and outros with mark just thanking patreons in front of the camera

>MetalJesus is still a socially awkward manchild
He's still one of my favorites though. He's a pretty cool guy and the girl he sometimes makes videos with is an absolute cutie

It shows that they're detached from the election. Which is nice because if you've been following it at all it's been such a roller coaster of chaos and culture warring. It's exhausting to think about, I'm glad we're finally at a stage where it's going to begin to leave the mainstream consciousness.

You might have a point. It can be fun to watch a person with an average skill level play something blind if they have an entertaining personality, who is just trying to share his enjoyment of the game with the audience.

The post is pasta retards

oh come on now, it was just a movie. cut the cuck shit.

>tfw no Kelsey gf
>tfw no Reggie bff

Should I mention his hair loss instead?

>InuitInua
>has been doing webcam pornography
Where is the proof? It's important to provide proof

>AVGN put out a new episode recently while his LP vids are actually watchable
The new AVGN episodes are awful, and have been since he released that terrible movie. It's Zombie Simpsons tier shit where every new episode is more terrible than the last and you wish he would just fucking stop.

But he won't. He makes too much money to stop now, and his failure of a movie certainly isn't bringing any cash home.

I had a youtube channel that never had even the slightest bit of popularity, I think my peak sub count was like 1500.

I moved to twitch when it started up, and I have 300 concurrent viewers on average, along with 100 subs. I can't believe how easy it was either, why does anyone still bother with youtube? I mean maybe youtube money is better overall but shit, the effort you ahve to put in, it needs to be a full time job. I literally just turn on my cap card, turn on an overlay I got some drawfag to make for me, and the donations and subs roll in.

Autistic ones

>ctrl+f btongue
>0 results

i mean who cares about all these niggas desu fampai?

>Sad about Mohammad though, he donated a fuck ton of rare and old games to Mark, only to be sold by Mark
Explain?

>literally fucking who: the list

it baffles me how people follow youtubers, what do they even do?

At least he's trying new shit, I guess.

>InuitInua is a tranny
Seriously? I didn't even know that he was an e-celeb, I would just see people post pictures of him and act like he was a pretty girl. I don't know what people saw in him because he was pretty ugly

She was a very minor e-celeb for about 10 minutes around 4 years ago thanks to those anti-Anita videos, but has been completely irrelevant ever since. It's the same small group of people who post her and circlejerk about her all the time.

I feel kinda embarrassed that I watched the whole thing.

>mfw the guy stumbled on the stairs and blames it on a ghost

>She

Do people really make fun of people with hair loss? I mean, I can't control this shit you know!

Ghosts are phantasmal assholes.

Mark has been slowly selling the stuff many people donated to him, via website, along with his CGR merchandise

There is no way, a small retailer like Mark could ever gotten these old and sometimes very rare games to sell unless he sells that donated stuff

small minds, everyone

EY EVERYBODY

BAD DAMAGE

DRY BABY

Sucks, I know

I can't imagine someone like DSP or AngryJoe returning to a 9-5 job after making all of those videos for years.
His personal life and a huge part of himself is completely out there, for all to see, judge and criticize.

Even beginning a position at a small organization with 50 people would be daunting.
These people are YouTubers because they're actually GOOD at working alone.
That, and they probably can't do anything else within the industry they're passionate about.
Their life would be a cruel lie without YouTube. Woe unto them.

>Super Best Friends are still doing great

anyone else /manyatruenerd/ here?

He's charming and doesn't suck at videogames

>releasing videos is 'doing great'

lel

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