"Ayo new kid! Is that a switch? Hand it over nigga!"

"Ayo new kid! Is that a switch? Hand it over nigga!"

How do you respond?

This is Trumps america now boy

I'm not in high school. Why would this happen to me?
My high school was also 75% white and 24% Asian.

I'd give him detention

Only if you can beat me on smash
>And thus we managed to have fun with some ghetto nigga playing SSBB

School that nigga's ass at Mario kart

Please take it, get this fucking thing away from me.

pull out my concealed carry and end a niggers life

fyi: you can delete your posts

Don't underestimate ghetto niggas and their smash abilities. Have you seem the competitive scene?

I would happily hand it over, enjoy your shitty monster hunter clones and visual novels

I don't take my handhelds out to play, because I'm a poorfag who can't afford to replace shit if something happens.

So I would not end up in this situation in the first place.

Why Brawl specifically

This. Just hand him one Joy-Con (tm).

S-sure
>WAHOO
>IT'S-A ME, MARIO

JOYCON BOYZZ

...

I did at first but frankly but they're surprisingly good. I knew about SF and all but SSB surprised me
Didn't intend to.

fuck off niggers

Alright. But in exchange, I'll take your lives.

*shoots them*

bwahahahahahaha, oh boy is that funny.

I just give them a wicked grin and then I say something crazy like Trevor would say like "OH you want my switch EH? WEEEEL WHY DON'T you come GET it then! HOOGABOOGA!!"

They won't bother me again.

The funny part is that you could actually do this with a switch, with only one console,

Check mate atheists.

>playing video games in class
>going to school that has niggers

Kek, I'm not pleb fagget

I can't even imagine how shitty it would feel to play smash on a single joycon.

And then they shoot you
What now white boy?

Thanks man you are a honorary nigga.

I would play with them, they look alright.

Why is Shantae such a cutie? Those faggots better make a Switch version of HGH.

They don't look threatening to me. Just play some mario cart with them.

I wake up, because neither am I still in school, nor do I live in the US. And I won't buy a Switch either.

back to your cage monkeys

>watching a movie
>kid who is getting bullied does some crazy shit
>"whoa...this kid is insane! let's get out of here!"

>real life
>kid who is getting bullied does some crazy shit
>"what the fuck is this little nigga doing? jamal hold him down while i beat the shit out of him"