Hey, Vsauce! Michael here

Hey, Vsauce! Michael here.

Buttons. These are what allow us to interact with the video games that we play. These buttons come in all shapes and sizes, but all variants ultimately do the same, register a press. Pretty simple...

Or is it?

What counts as a button press? Sure, we could say that applying pressure to the button counts as a press, but what about releasing it? Is that also a part of the button press? If so, does that mean we can have half a button press?
Well, to find out, we need to talk about...
Parallel
Universes
Which... I won't do in this video, as it would take 12 hours, but I can show you this DONG (things you can Do Online Now Guys).


And as always, thanks for watching.

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Does he still make videos? I haven't watched his stuff since like 2011.

Yes

People who watch his videos are pretentious idiot jackasses

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the background music in his videos make me really anxious. can't watch them.

HAVENT SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE

actually that's a storm drain

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Which one? Sometimes he uses a few relaxing ones.

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youtube.com/watch?v=o268qbb_0BM

His best video yet also nonvidya

I watch them to fall asleep, does that still apply?

I read the entire thing in his voice.

I really liked these ones.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=CPBJgpK0Ulc
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I fucking love these, got any more?

Hey, Vsauce! Michael here.

Black Lives Matter... or do they? [*cues music]

According to a report by the U.S. Department of Justice, 93 percent of black homicide victims are killed by other blacks. This is a stark contrast to white on white crime which has been... steadily... decreasing.... since 1980.

But what is... "decreasing"?

The majority of fetuses aborted at Planned Parenthood are of... African American ethnicity. With a mean of 515,000 abortions per year, and an estimate 80 percent of which last year were conceived by black or hispanic parents, that's a whopping 412,000 future crimes prevented.

Not him but sure.
Or just google Vsauce meme.

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Only if you go around parroting his videos like some pseudo intellectual scientist

nah it's pretty obvious that they're just meme videos, I just find his voice relaxing

>Can only manage to stay on topic for half a video
>Second half of every video is just him going on a metaphysical tangent about the nature of the universe

What if you parrot the facts, but not the overall sentiment? ie, saying stuff like "the US was pretty close to having a bomb detonated over Carolina" instead of "man, we can't even like, predict the weather on earth with 60% accuracy, but we can still make like, weather balloons on mars and stuff".

last couple videos have been way below par. and I'm still waiting for spit facts desu

Oh, true, know what you mean. There are some tense background musics often.

>If so, does that mean we can have half a button press?
Weren't there games like MGS that used the dualshock's pressure sensitive buttons?

Has he ever done a vid on ADHD?

>literally gave his spit for some fucktards to bake into a cake

Is he /our guy/?

"""AsapSCIENCE"

A press is a press, it can't be only half.

The entire function array of a button is more than just the press input, so calling the entire thing a "press" is misleading.

Hownew.ru

minutephysics ripoff

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If only there was a good video.
youtu.be/rXvNs2xGZxw

Little Kuriboh?

Vsauce is one of the best channels on YouTube, I don't care what the hell you strange contrarian types say.

SPIT FACTS

youtube.com/watch?v=4R1WPK3u8II

LOL

Where's that one "5 reasons to kill yourself"

>some Jewy looking guy reprints fun facts stolen from somewhere else with flashy visuals
Do you also play with keys being jangled above you?

The former is fine. Makes for conversation. The latter is just for self ego stroking to make yourself seem super smrt

>Fun facts
That's what other channels do. Vsauce doesn't just tell facts, it asks questions and goes philosophical with them.

>dude what if like... wait for it... what if... what you thought was ... was like... wasn't........ woh.......
Yeah, really philosophical.

He makes good videos

Cuck of the fucking century right here.

Lets his libtard feminist wife write all his shit nowadays. Cunt.

I'm still salty her reaction to dissent and valid points on her views is solved by her blocking on twitter.

Weak bait.

Hownew.ru

If I had to make a gaming resume, my apm for a single button, button press would be the highlight

He's not wrong.

>Hownew.ru
i don't get it

Hey, Sup Forums! Anonymous here.

There's more to posting on this website than you thought. Did you know all this stuff? Prime numbers and black holes. Wacky beard. Dreamworks face.

Rate, comment and subscribe.

Here's a reply, you've earned it.

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I never understood his intro. Vsauce is his channel and his avatar name therefore its him. So why does he introduce himself to himself? I'm not vsauce and neither are his subs.

It also talks about math, language, astronomy, and a ton of neuroscience and anthropology on top of philosophy. His math stuff goes over my head, but most of the other stuff is articulated in a way the layman understands. He cites all of his informational sources and credits other channels where it's due. He gets paid by youtube, but you can watch all of his shit for free. He's slowed down lately, but he seems to have a real passion for sharing insight and educating others.

What exactly is wrong with that?

I watch him because I think he's cute.

>How long can the human anus stretch?
My sides

>How How
>mlp pony

bueno

true. MGS3 bound different actions to buttons depending on how hard you pressed.
Like, hold square to aim your gun. Release quickly to shoot, or release slowly to put it down again. Or interrogate and knife-execute are the same button as well, just soft and hard press.

Yes.

youtube.com/watch?v=DpiUzEXRktI
youtube.com/watch?v=TjMt2eT_q_w

No.

I stand corrected

wew

shill less obviously next time

>Thinking Vsauce McMikehere can actually afford to pay people to advertise

He's one step closer to suicide with every video, you can see it in his eyes. His channel is the only thing he'll ever be. He won't make it any bigger than Bi-monthly videos on Youtube. People would rather parrot dank nigger memes all the time than listen to some sad balding numale talk about warping 3D planes. The "oh shit" factor of his videos are wearing off fast.

It's only a matter of time.

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Michael is a great guy. Likes fucking with people.

Reminder this was his first youtube channel
youtube.com/user/pooplicker888

PBS Space Time > Any science channel

Vsauce3 is better than Vsauce anyway.

God Tier:
Michael

Great Tier:
Jake

Numale manlet with punchable face tier:
Kevin

vsauce2 is garbage

He's partnering up with Adam Savage for a project

He's so dreamy

>tfw Jake is going to die from cancer

The only other decent science channel (apart from their refugee liberal bait video)

Dead thread

>Forgetting someone's name

fuck this shit, happened to me just week ago

A classmate from two years back asked me if I remember his name. That was fucking akward.

why do you guys hate him?

I once forgot the name of my best friend who I had known for 8 years.

So I just called him a faggot.

this. The stuff there come from people with actual degrees in physics

Good post, could have done a bit better since the last half is just a quick copout but it's decent enough. Got a smile out of me

I hate that they have a huge "give us money" section at the end of each video.

i hate that you are LITERALLY (literally) breathing RIGHTTTTT NOW

Fuck Kevin.

I like Numberphile.

I like your ass.

I like turtles

You're lying, Morgan!

I see, you're too cool for philosophy, why question things right?

its hip to fuck bees

youtube.com/watch?v=5F1noPMJmAc

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"He" is.

I loved his video on creepy shit.

What the fuck lol

I didn't know he hung out with idubz

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>Vsauce
>primitive technology
>zefrank
what are some other good educational channels?
RIP true facts about animals

Why did he disappear for 3 days?
Did we ever get an answer?

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