What are some god-tier games you can play on a potato computer? Currently only have access to my shitty laptop

What are some god-tier games you can play on a potato computer? Currently only have access to my shitty laptop.
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Mount and Blade: Warband. A fucking wristwatch could run it.

everything on fightcade
heretic/hexen
star control 2
ut99
xcom
bg

New Vegas should run well on any cheap modern laptop

Max Payne 2
GTA San Andreas
Oblivion
CS:GO
Killing Floor
Mountain Blade
Jedi Academy
KOTOR I and II

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Civ 4

All Fallout games (apart from 4)
Simcity 4
Every Sims game (expansion packs will infamously increase loading times, though)
Killing Floor
Papers Please
My Summer Car
Civ IV
Football Manager
Xcom: EU and EW

Any of the black isle studio games

I guess I should mention that my laptop is an old office laptop, and the only playable 3d game so far was warcraft 3

This gem right here. In addition to being one of the best games of all time, you can get it for free legally by hunting down the Game of the Year Edition demo and then patching it with 436nodelta (a version of the 436 patch made for Creative bundled versions of the game), and then installing the bonus packs, and updated versions of Rocket Arena and Chaos UT. The demo is a little hard to find, but every other clan forum has it.

I'm using a toaster at the moment and I play
Fallout New Vegas
Serious Sam First and Second Encounter depending how ok your laptop is you can play either the HD version or classic version
Fallout 2
Downwell
Nuclear Throne
Dont Starve

Give us specs, then. That'll help narrow down the list.

Devil May Cry 4 (the old version, not Special Edition)

Damn pic didn't upload

Download Speccy and post a screenshot.

Half Life
Quake
Gothic

OpenXCOM
PSX emulation
Doom I and II via ZDoom
Metal Slug via MAME
Deus Ex

How old? My Lenovo business laptops from 5-6 years ago were able to run Mount and Blade on low-medium settings.

here you go

Yeah, I'd say it'll handle Unreal Tournament 99 with a new renderer (make sure you cap fps to 200 or less!) and UTRP (make sure you enable S3TC or your game will crash!) pretty well.

Mount and Blade should be no problem.

Traditional roguelikes like DCSS (my favourite), Nethack, Brogue, ADOM, Angbands, whatever.

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Anyway to emulate fallout 1 on my phone?

My laptop
>Dual-core 2.16GHz Intel Celeron N2830
>2GB RAM
>500GB Disk
It's only 2 years old but Oblivion runs really slow and it can't handle mods. Help.

Yup, put the fallout folder on your storage and download exagear RPG. I used it to play it on my tablet and it wasn't half bad.

>not posting the most important part

What did I forget?

Does it support the apk version or do I need to use the vanilla version.

Intel hd graphics.

>CSGO
>god tier

>this is supposed to be a potato
I'm getting too old for this

>Mountain Blade

HOMM4 (or HOMM3 if you're a pleb).

Shit that's the issue. It's terrible

csgo runs like shit.