ITT:Vidya characters that are literally you and explain why

ITT:Vidya characters that are literally you and explain why

>Psychopath
>Cold
>Intelligent
>Murderer
>No remorse

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Intelligent, nihilistic and a wicked sense of humour

>perfect

im a magical clown

Me on the right. Hes a bit taller though

My dick is bigger than yours

Big Dick

Has this board been getting way more underage or have I just gotten older

>cute
>anime
>girl

dont get all flustered, silly boys ;)

lol his proportions are fucked up

Why do I keep seeing asuka with an eye patch, is that from the movies or something

ye

Is this just ironic shitposting? Not really funny if it is

I think so, have not seen them so i can't confirm

I just save the pics because she is qt

I've had a hard time getting the motivation to watch the movies after how shit the last third of the anime was

Smiles everyone, smiles. I must wait until the composition is perfect. Death should never be quick, it should be an opera. I am pure, my work is pure. My talent justifies all actions. Behind every mask is another mask. I never hurt anyone, it is the performance that kills. I am the singer without a voice, the dancer without legs. I swear each performance is the last but I lie every time. Which is the lie, the mask or my face? I am a slave to this passion. Each bullet is a piece of my soul, each shot is a piece of me. An icon doesn't have to explain himself. My work asks questions it never has answers. Yes the gun is ironic. Smiles and screams, I bring both. The ecstasy of opening night. Mental step back. A costume, some make up, a spray of blood. They will dance, they will sing, they will die. My clients expect the best. Happiness is a warm gun. Only my actions will make you memorable. The trigger on a loaded weapon, it whispers for us to act. It is only when the gun fires that I am alive. I can't live without the euphoria of performance. Mmm the ecstasy of killing. The moment before the shot is painful. I have elaborate plans for you. I serve a discerning clientele. Death is certain but killing doesn't have to be ugly. If this outfit gets dirty I'm going to be so annoyed. My critics are usually short lived. This would be easier if blood came in more colors. I like a violent composition. Until they stop me I will keep going. In carnage I bloom, like a flower in the dawn. There is nothing for me but this. Yes the gun is ironic. What sweet sadness is killing? This art is a compulsion, I cannot resist it. I have risen from the filth and muck, I am the lotus blossom, I am beauty. This performance needs more zazz. I will not suffer this ugliness. I shall choreograph this affair. Art must exist beyond reason. Everyone wears a mask, I just chose to create my own. I am at my best only during the performance. Art should terrify. No poet's words could match my craft. Fabulous

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I honestly liked it until the last 2 episodes+EoE
Could have been good but they decided to go the 2deep4u route i guess. Still a great series

>implying
I liked EoE desu

Literally me. Intelligent, nihilistic and has a wicked sense of humour.

Jhin's pretty cool

I want the newfags to leave, please

I'm just like the Driv3r.

I pretty much look like him and can post pics to prove it

>fat
>drunk
>depressed
>swallows everything but still empty inside

This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

>named after me
>Modeled after me
>[spoilers]there's no more similarities[/spoiler]

He has no remorse, but he has no animosity either. He's not like you. He doesn't want to kill people because he doesn't like them. He does it for money.

Yea OP, kinda like your mom when the rents due but instead of killing its gargling dong like listerine

>awkward as fuck
>no confidence
>terrible hygiene
>interest in music
>same hair

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>Does her best to complete current goals.
>Thinks of alternatives if goals can't be met.
>Looks out for bullshit.

post pics

bump

I am definetely The End - intelligent, nihilistic and a wicked sense of humour

No reason to life.

LONDON?????