This is your date for tonight

This is your date for tonight.

Say something nice to her.

She has nice feet.

Reported

>a girl
no thanks, it's 2016

i really need to get into better shape, so im down

People have been liking you recently, your popularity has been growing.

Even more futa of you has been animated. You're especially popular among teenage girls.

Your pure white skin reminds me of my actual waifu
Also those pants are hot

wow you look.... fit

You're very fit.

If she has a penis it would probably be a good one.

did hiroshima downgraded Sup Forums servers?

fixd

now eat some fucking pancakes cause I'm looking at dem hips.

wii FIT

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what do they smell like?. my fellow degenerate?

where is the bulge?
>tfw you will never suck on trainers girthy boy breaker
why live?

you're fit

You look like the kinda gal that likes to be choked.

It's a little cold out. Would you like my coat?

Yep. Please complain about it. Not even being sarcastic. Someone has to tell him this shit's not cool.

Every second .jpeg takes fifteen seconds to load.

LOW TIER

>a little

Someone wanted hips?

She isn't Lucina.

someone said it loads faster if you have ADblock off

>tfw my faggot friend used to kick my ass with this dumb bitch in smash
:c

Your butt is great, sit on my face with it

That's excellent, but could you try and have hips like Laura Matsuda.

I'm going to be showing you off to friends, and they will probably want to have relations with you all at once. I'll probably allow this too, since memes.

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>gf has similar body shape but with smaller boobs
>am fat, unattractive Latino man
Should have put all your points into LCK and CHA, feggits.

I wish I was Murabito.

Almost perfect. Literally eighty-five percent perfect.

I wish I could get /fit/ with her.

LCK isn't a stat. That is part of CHA.

I only play Ragnarok.

Luck is a stat however negligible.

Now I want her to be my date for tonight

Ariel?

WHERE ARE THE ARMPITS.

PLUMP RUMP
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theres literally oxters in the op

P-pale?

I don't know what to say actually top kek

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>tfw you will never fatten trainer up then mock her for being a piggy
why live?

No.

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okay

The reasons to live are fading faster than this thread.

I'm not good enough to have that kind of date

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post the jav

Wait, they made a JAV with her?

You know the one.

now get up
and down again
AND UP AND DOWN AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL THAT FLAB IS CAKED IN SWEAT YOU FAT SAC OF SHIT

Well, now I do

B-but I'm already on a date

3DPD once again proves itself unable to come close to 2D's level.

Why is she only my date for tonight?

Why can't she be my date for more then one night?

Why won't she text back?

WHYWHYWHWYWHYWHWYWHYWHWYWHWYWHWYWHY

Samus is a 50 year old kissless virgin raising her enemy's son.

skin color is wrong here

Because you don't fuck on the first date.

>ywn have your own hot slutty trainer like WFT
why even bother...