Talk to shopkeeper

>talk to shopkeeper
>look at their stuff
>don't buy anything
>they get mad

I want cockona in me

>fear of that happening real life

Don't come into my shop´then kiddo, cause I do get mad

>Don't buy anything.
>Loli shopkeeper gets panicky and distraught and promises they'll have better things in stock next time.

>Enter shop
>Talk to shopkeeper
>See list of items to buy/sell

Why is this a thing? Why aren't the items on shelves? Why can't I window shop? Fuck you Todd, you monger of cocks.

Just happened to me the other day, stopped in at the local liquor store and realized I could get my vodka cheaper elsewhere. It was a small place and I was the only one in there, and made eye contact with the owner on entering. I spaghetti'd and pretended I needed to leave the store because something came up on my phone, which I was looking at intensely in order to avoid the judgment of the owner. Feels badman.

>Attendant asks if you're looking for something out of nowhere
>Spaghetti and mention that your looking for pants
>They go and choose 4 different pairs for you without asking
>mfw I was just looking and dont buy anything

>items on sale are finite quantity

>They don't restock

>Buy too much
>Shopkeeper chastises your spending habits.

>buy a gun from shopkeep
>test it out in the shop
>shopkeep gets mad and pulls his own gun on you and doubles the prices

>don't buy anything
>"Aw, alright. When you actually need something, just come back anytime. You're always welcome."

>they have a finite amount of currency

>have a handful of gold bars from a 200 year old abandoned casino
>none of the shopkeeps can afford them

>talk to shopkeep
>offer to sell your dolphin wallpaper for an insane amount
>refuse all counter offers
>ruin their combo

>Checking through the list of armor and weapon
>Checking through the list of armor and weapon to upgrade
>Have no money nor items but i still needed to check to see what I need and how much money
*Scowls* buy something next time

>s..sorry

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>shopkeeper lets you pay whatever amount for his products
>chastises you when you only give him 1 coin

>live in bad neighborhood
>tfw staying inside a store for longer than a minute, regardless of reason, will result in the owner mean-mugging you and possibly getting out from his station to spy on you

I'm not a fucking thief, I swear. Just indecisive

FUCK YOU GIVE ME BACK MY PIN

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This is the world with niggers.

>tfw a group of loud teenagers enter your shop
>they browse for 5 minutes and then leave abruptly

What game? Please tell

>go into retail store
>they start being nice and help you out

Have there been any recent games like this? I know Zelda does it, but who else?

>Buy too much
>They start falling in love with you

Oh you'll find out. I'm about to summon it!

>talk to shopkeeper
>check their list of goods
>they have stuff lying all around them on display that isn't for sale
Fucking Skyrim.

>enter a store and have to use the bathroom
>it's locked and you have to ask someone for a key

I've considered peeing in an aisle before instead of asking someone.

>you leave afterwards and don't buy anything

there's a mod for that user, look up "I'll take the display model"

>only good shop is on the other side of the fucking map, away from civilization and away from most of the missions

All I'm finding is sex poses. And Spider-man.

Kek I went to a restaurant and had to go into a little kitchen shop and ask for a key to the bathroom and had explosive shits for 2 hours in there

>Walk into shop
>Someone in the store stops what they're doing just to ask if I need assistance
>Multiple other people come in at different times
>They don't even take notice
>Every fucking shop did the same thing for a while
>Turns out there's a policy of making sure you notice a customer if you suspect they may steal
>Every shop thinks I was about to fucking shoplift whenever I walked in
>It stops after months of me not actually stealing

Sometimes I'm disgusted by some people.

>reach good shop after long journey
>it's closed

Oh, I completely understand that. I've seen groups of little niglets bunch up and steal tons of shit before my eyes. Shoo them the fuck out

Just don't hassle the guy already feeling like an idiot for browsing at chips for 3 minutes. He knows he's suspicious as hell and feels horrible

>don't buy anything
>shopkeeper gives off suicidal vibes

>You destroy the bathroom and clog the toilet
>Its the only one
>No plunger
>Someone is waiting for you to finish when you open the door

>spend all your money upgrading your gear
>go through super easy dungeon
>there's another upgrade next town
>can't afford it

What's your skin color?

Name ONE (5) game that does this

>playing zelda on gameboy color
>have to share gbc with big bro
>hand it over to him after hogging it for some time
>he gives it back later
>suddenly everyone is calling me thief
>reload game
>they don't stop
>go to shopkeep to apologize
>die

White.

Very little tan.

>KILL THE SHOPKEEPER
>HE NO LONGER APPEARS ANYMORE IN THE GAME
>YOU CANT BUY SHIT ANYMORE

Literally me playing Lisa the Joyful without knowing how masks work

>kill a person
>he doesn't come back

>spend too much money
>shopkeeper tries to kill you

>Random enemy/hazard damages shopkeeper.
>His sole directive in life becomes to kill you and only you.

>attack shopkeeper
>your sword deflects off him
>he doesn't notice

>don't buy anything
>shopkeeper blocks your path and begs you to buy something so he can feed his family
>if you don't his kid dies

>talk to shopkeeper
>look at their stuff
>don't buy anything
>they happily say farewell

>Playing Shiren
>Enemy follows me into the shop
>He picks up the fucking shopkeeper and throws him at me
>Shop keeper murders the monster for me

Get better shit, fuccboi.

Holy shit I'm fucking dead

Dark Souls

I worked at a Kohls and we were trained to annoy the ever living fuck out of customers like that if we thought they might try and steal something.

>spend whole game checking every possible place for items
>usually find "Nothing"
>find merchant who sells stuff for Nothings

>approach shopkeeper
>ask to see wares
>"Are you sure you want to see my wares?"
>uhh yes
>story-progressing cutscene gets triggered
>can never return to the area you were just in

>shopkeeper can decide not to sell you an item you really need because you aren't worthy of it

What game?

When I worked at the grocery store, it was routine for a manager to go monitor the makeup section anytime teenagers walked into it as a group. Saw kids get caught stealing about 10 times in the year I worked there.

I didn't notice the name you used until after I read your post; that's hilarious user

>kill a wandering merchant
>he's fully stocked on weapons and ammo
>loot him
>3 caps and a paperweight

>walk in to shop, >person in front of you is having a 40 minute long wall of text multiple choice dialogue exchange with the npc shopkeeper, realize he's playing a bioware style rpg and I'm playing an action adventure, rudely interrupt him and throw my stuff on the counter with exact change

>completely blow up restaurant bathroom with such noxious fumes that my eyes hurt
>finally get out, feeling like bliss
>see poor faggot walking to the restroom
>tfw immediately hear dry heaves and yelling

>exhaust shopkeepers inventory
>he becomes the superboss from hell

>go to auction house
>talking chocobo goes on sale
>rich fuck buys it for his grandson for 1 million GP
>go to another auction
>another talking chocobo
>rich fuck buys it again for his spoiled grandson
>spend hours grinding money in the forest
>finally get over a million GP
>go to auction house
>talking chocobo goes up
>rich fuck bids 1 million GP
>no option for me to outbid him

Fuck video games honestly

Might and Magic VI: Mandate of Heaven

>talk to shopkeeper
>their entire stock is unidentified potions

Why did you delete and then repost the same thing?

I hope you burn.

Not the OP, but in Magic of Scheherazade if you ask too many times to reduce prices with some merchants, they'll get angry at you and tell you to fuck off.

You downloaded the DLC, right? One of the packs gives you 1 million zenny's worth of golden eggs, which you can sell.

>don't buy anything
>use her hammer for free
>heya look forward to seeing you next time!
Wynn will never judge you.

>shoplifts item from shop
>shopkeeper outright kills you the next time you enter shop

You think with all those talking Chocobos the market would dip a little under a million for them

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>shops are useless because the dungeon right outside has the same gear or better

>NPC offers to sell you something for more money than you have
>You accept
>They sell it to you anyways

>spend too much money in Castlevania 64
>shopkeeper points you to the fine print in his contract that says he now owns your soul
>it doesn't matter if it was in a demonic language that you couldn't understand

the price of talking chocobos is wildly inflated due to their exclusive appeal to rich grandpas

>tfw just remembered that he was with his little child

Atleast it wasn't a forgettable experience. Smells rarely go away

because the gif goes better with the green text imo

>merchant becomes useless a third of the way into the game
Once you had all the non lethal upgrades in Dishonored you basically never have to visit Piero again

GTA V makes you go to specific shelves and racks to get particular items of clothing. And IV made you actually walk up to any weapon you wanted to buy in the gun stores.

>find legendary weapon of unrivalled power
>next town on your journey sells something better

Well done.

What? Why the hell would that happen?

That shit poises me off like nothing ease.

Sick vintage memes my boy

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This is making me miss video games where you go on a globe-trotting quest and visit new towns on the way that have weapon and item stores in them that you can upgrade for your party members.

>Buy something
>or don't
>Either way the shopkeep wishes you would leave so he wouldn't have to look at foreigners

>shopkeeper turns you away for buying too much booze

>bland merchant with useless shit lives right next to the town waypoint
>sooper sekret merchant that sells what you actually want lives in the woods 10 minutes away

>Talk to shopkeeper
>Fail all the speech checks, every time

>boss is a shopkeep
>sells you an item from the beginning of the game for an outrageous price
>you can actually buy it if you grinded enough and skip the boss

>buy powerful and expensive weapon in a shop
>find a better one five minutes later in a dungeon