Say one nice thing and then one negative thing about Alloyd from the upcoming PS4 exclusive Horizon: Zero Dawn™...

Say one nice thing and then one negative thing about Alloyd from the upcoming PS4 exclusive Horizon: Zero Dawn™, releasing February 2017 in the U.S

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the extreme motion blur will really help how ugly she is

She looks like a liberal.

I want to punch her face.

That's two bad things.

she appeals to my fetishes

she isn't real

She's cute.

It looks like something more fun to watch than play.

I'd fuck her if I could

Her game looks fucking awful

nice hips

shit hair

>nice
redhead
>negative
fucking ugLY

her game looks cool

she looks uglier than when they first announced it

that second one might just be me though, it has been a qhile

The shilling begins. How much they paying you???

It looks neat. Probably won't get it unless it's on sale.

She looks like a dude, and she never shuts the fuck up.

>guys we need to come up with a name for our MC
>I know, let's take a common metallurgy term and add a consonant at the end
>THAT'S GENIUS

He looks cute! :3

>white
>native
Is it done ironically? Is it done to show how whitey has lived wrong and they should have respected nature and shit but because they kept making technology that was harming the earth they now they have to live like injuns? And that same technology is what fucked them up?

How can you call yourself a real man if you're not excited by robot dinos?

Must this new generation of kids be so cynical and can only like things ironically?

It's literary sonic tier naming.

No it's the twist ending to WestWorld

Is that truly the name of the main character?

Alloyd?

Are you joking around and trying to be funny or is that actually the name they decided on?

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Go away, shill-kun.

You already know the answer user.

You're just desperate for some replies, arent you.

>Everything else about the game is fucking great
>It's also trying to push a feminine agenda

The one fucking time we could of had the chance to play as a bad ass future fighting barbarian it gets taken over by some cute bitch with red hair.

I'll just have to deal with it.

Perfect.

>some cute bitch
>cute bitch
>cute
Really?

Her name is not Alloyd, it's Aloy. Op is being a faggot as usual.

Turok kind of fills that role.

To be fair, it's not like feminists invented the warrior women archetype. It's existed forever

red hair is shit tier but shes still fuckable

>Those ears

>Really?
I have to be careful, Women rule things now.

Also how does the bait taste?

As if that's any better.

No I'm serious.

Is that really what they named the main character? I don't follow trash video games so I dunno anything about this beyond she uses a bow.

oh, so they just took a letter out and the word presumably sounds exactly the same
that's even worse

You could have literally taken less time to google than asking that question.

Yet you desperately want some "conversation" instead.

>merely pretending

they already ripped the twist of the game, standard stuff

I don't care much about them being a girl, real make or break for me, is if we can't suit her up in armor made from those robot dinosaurs.

aloy? like fucking aluminum? lmfao

You could have answered the question and yet you are doing the same thing you are giving me shit for.

Go fuck yourself nigger.

educate thyself en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alloy

I dont want to answer the question, i wanted to point that out to you instead.

summarize that shit in 3 sentences or less

Can you go barefoot in this game?

Yeah but what we know so far theres no fucking chance in hell that she'll even be as interesting as Ygritte from GOT.

Women did have harder lives in that sort of setting, But i think my issue isin't the fact that she's a female character. I think it's the fact that this is literally going to be a female character trying to impersonate roles of a male character and call them 'Heroic acts'.

This bitch in my image is a good example of a interesting female character.

when you mix one type of metal with a different type of metal, or a different element, it becomes an alloy
this is done for any number of reasons. increased heat resistance, increased durability, increased flexibility, etc.
there are a lot of metal dinosaurs in this red haired lass's game. I'm sure you can figure out the rest

sounds pretty deep actually... damn

How do you not know what the fuck an Alloy is.

if you say so user

you just sound like a shallow pussy bitch to be honest

ygritte literally has no character.

Is this nigger for real?

>Observe and Report
>not Paul Blart
Pleb City - Population: (You)

Il do you a couple better totally anonymous nonshill:

Nice:
Dinosaurs are cool
Robots are cool
Robodinosaurs are fucking cool

Not so nice:
This game looks like a fucking disaster
It will probably sell mediocre numbers

That's 3 nice things to 2 bad things

She looks like a dyke.

She looks like a cute dyke.

Her game is written by New Vegas writers

I'm unsure of how good it'll actually be

This
No kawaii
Will not buy 'em

+ Xer game looks way better than the Last of Us and Dude Raider Together.
- Xhe's hideous.

>Red unkempt dreads
>Drawn on black eyebrows
When will they ever learn

Xir's hairline, eyebrows, and jaw are really off.

I like red hair.
She's part of a fairly generic story in an only semi-interesting setting.

>dreads
No

Her hair reminds me of a WoW troll.

Every fucking thread

Do you ever sleep?