Who is your mortal kombat main?

who is your mortal kombat main?
pic related, girl goro

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Yes

What would she do with her 4 arms?

Reptile
But I think I'd like Erron Black too, haven't played MKX yet

Yes yes yes. Freaky enough to be exciting, human enough to be hot. Imagine the handjobs dude

What ever she wants my niggs. I'd go full submissive.

fag

hmmm

Would I fuck Goro? hell yeah I would.

What about Kitty-Goro?

>that time I took a screenshot of Sheeva doing a roundhouse kick and jerked off to her huge feet

I don't know if I should feel shame.

butt

why was motaro such garbage bullshit

ooooh
chinese ninja warrior
with your heart soooo coooold

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>even asking this question
You a fag m8?

>main

So do you only play MK3?

Yes you should.

Maleficient.

Mileena, Kitana, and Reptile

Noob if he's an option

scream queen

Well she is kind of ugly and doesn't exist mate. I know you're a virgin and probably would fuck anything with a hole in it but not everyone is like that so am asking.

Kabalfags where you at ?

Ermac #2

KP3 when

>after MK9 everyone hates this bitch
>she's an NPC in X
>suddenly every is sucking Boon's dick to get her added in

I don't get it.

I always liked Sindel because she's piss easy to use in UMK3 plus milf

Not when he looks like that.

Either MK2 or the comic

I would absolutely let her fuck me. She could sucks my dick, finger my ass, tickle my feet and scratch my back all at the same time

her name is sheeva you fucking twats

>doesnt even know the name of the character he mains

bait thread for porn

People just wanted those NPCs as playable and never got to.

Also helped was that Baraka had cool new armor and cheekspikes
Sindel looked more like an evil goth queen with ginormo tits
And Rain looked like a fabulous motherfucker.

Don't mind me. I will just be teleporting everywhere slapping your shit.

It was bullshit what happened to him. Good comic but fuck 'em for what they did to Kintaro at the end.

Jade, for dem long range uppercuts with her staff

I just want spawn damn it

It was but he died a hero.

And for once the whole tiger look actually looked good on him.

I love Sub Zero I've been using him since the game first came out. I have a little brother so I love his story and his moves. I don't care for the new MK's I hope the next version is much better.

Is there a link for the MKX comic? Heard it was better than the story mode

But I will add that I wanted an official Kintaro skin for Goro in MKX

always and forever

Tanya.

Best girl.

This guy

Also play Freddy Kruger in MK9 and Ermac in MKX

>ITT: Post them 4 armed characters

i want to marry sheeva

I don't care if he's a green ninja or a lizard guy, Reptile is my boy.

His moveset is just too good. Johny Cage comes close second.

I tried playing Kitana but brain was stronger than the dick.

Sheeva only accepts mates that can beat her in Kombat.

I want to make out with Mileena.

I guess you could say that he has a really cool moveset

Sub-Zero is the younger brother right? was Noob Saibot the first Sub-Zero but died?

Yes.

she's pretty low tier should be easy

how do you make out with a cheese grater?

>Implying you could dominate sheeva

Ice scorpion

Why was Kabal so good? Was it the sanic speed? Or his projectile game?

Yes
But he became so edgy
and stronger than sub-zero

...

>sheeva is awful in UMK3 & Trilogy
>Still shit in MK9

Atleast Sindel is decent in mk9 and great in umk3

Always since MK1

I also play Noob & Ermac, tho.

>Jade and Baraka in C-Tier becoming used as half-assed MKX variations for Kitana and Alien while getting killed off in story
>But Kano is worse than both and not only is he back in X but he's much better in it
Ain't that some shit.

Damn -_-

dumb phoneposter

Either Sindel or Sheeva
But when they aren't in the games, i pick Sonya or Johnny Cage, maybe Kitana

Noob Saibot
I seriously just have to spam one move and eventually you die.

Back in school I had a substitute teacher for a semester who loved cyrax, he even imitated his special moves while making "pew pew" sounds once. I believe my friend was talking to me about Assasin Creed or something and he heard us so he started talking about MK.
I believe he also fucked the latina counselor.

Sounds like a pretty awesome guy. You should've gotten his number so you could have a bro to play with.

Who the fuck wouldn't?

Why can't Boon just make a fighter thats balanced without changing how the fucking game works drastically in each sequel. Also the gimmick abilities need to go if he ever wants to see MK on the main EVO floor.

SNU-SNU

MK will never be the star of EVO. Even if SF dies it'll just go to Tekken or something instead.

The movie would have been better if Johnny Sunglasses punched her in the balls instead of Goro

Johnny cage.

How does one punch a girl in the balls?

i dont play mortal kombat

that's okay. you can main Rain
he's cool, a purple ninja

I never liked her spotted arms, it's like she's diseased

They're cute freckles, user.

>girl Goro

Goro had that too.

It's cuz they're descended from Dragons or some shit.

I play as this scorpion

If MK9 was patched just one more time to remove the stupid glitches and balance it more, it would have been perfect.

And add the Vita costumes please.

PLEASE

Confirm. Just fix that damn meter drain bug and it's perfect imo, fuck a balance change

Pretty much both. He had instant air gas blasts which controlled so much space and recovered so quickly and few characters could really do much about it. Most characters had to work their way in or try to counterzone in some way.

On top of that he had some of the best offense in the game with his nomad dash cancel pressure. He could constantly keep himself at block advantage by doing certain normals or strings into nomad dash and then canceling it. It was constant guessing between rapid fire pressure and throw mixups once he got in. It was also hard for a lot of characters to get out because they had shitty pokes or no armor moves. Also bigger hitbox characters suffered because it was easier to land stuff like 2ndc, b1ndc, or b12ndc.

So yeah you basically have the best zoning in the game behind Kenshi or Freddy plus the best pressure in the game behind Johnny Cage.

On top of that he had stuff like flash parry where he could cancel his EX nomad dash and still have the armor but recover pretty much instantly, normals like f4 that guaranteed a followup into his crazy pressure (you pretty much ended all combos with it), a semi-safe 50/50 with f32~buzzsaw or f32~grab, etc.